Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Adamska]

New Jack vid (that I'm actually not late for!) Looks like '5 star' ribs, so we can expect that the ribs will be abhorrent. I'll post my comments as I watch.


Pre-Vid Edit:
Lol I didn't even notice the thumbnail. God they look underdone


Vid Edits:
Holy fuck you can now plainly see how one half of his face is paralyzed. Like, originally you could slightly tell, but now it's so obvious. Also, it looks like he has absolutely no energy. Jack is looking rough, man

Once again, he's not using his own Best Sauce You'll Ever Taste.

Jack removes the ribs to reveal more meat to ruin underneath. He explains that Tammy hates eating ribs so he's cooking another meat for her. However, it looks like he's going to be using that whole package, so Jack is most certainly going to help chow down on those, too.

Jack explains his pellet smoker and explains how the pellets can be flavoured to give your meat a special taste. I have to give him credit, I learned something from Cooking with Jack.

Lol Jack crammed as much meat as he could onto a tray and now he's going to barbecue it all.

Jack had to have Mommy Tammy set up the smoker for him since he can't do it himself

Now he's showing his Camp Chef app that tells you how hot the smoker is...even though it already tells you the temperature on the smoker? Is he that fucking lazy that he can't walk up to the smoker and quickly check the temp? Of course he is.

Now as I said before, I'm not much of a cook, but he's showing us his ribs and saying shit like, "look at how [the ribs] are soaking through the packaging..." but it just looks slimy to me. Regard this criticism with a grain of salt but I don't think they should be that wet? IDK some of you could clarify in the thread

HAHAHAHAH Jack is using his dead hand to push down on the knife to cut the ribs! Fucking clown!

Okay it looks like the ribs might be actually cooked. Although I will comment that they look kinda gross, like they fell into a dirty sink that had old grease in it. Cutlets look fine too, I guess.

"I'll eat the cutlet first...because the ribs are MINE, and Tammy isn't touching ANY of the ribs!" You could see a glimmer of aggression when he talks about his sacred ribs; reminiscent of a pissed-off chimpanzee.

Takes bite of cutlet. Jump cut to cutlet on cutting board and Jack tearing at the ribs. No reaction. Guess he didn't like it lol

Jack deepthroats a riblet; proceeds to almost burst into tears of pure gluttonous ecstasy.

Jack cannot stop sucking off his fingers for all the glorious meat juices they are covered in.

Jack calls his own cooking a 'Home Run' and hurriedly dismisses his audience so he can stuff down those ribs in one mouthful.

Video Consensus:
The main thing I took away from this vid is that Jack's health is undeniably declining at a faster rate than I thought. He just looks half-dead, and I'm not just talking about his paralysis. As for the course itself, it's okay I guess.

Right... I'm eating ribs as we speak, so I'm not at this moment willing to do a runthrough. They're oven set, so not the best in the world, but I'm not going to ruin my appetite by looking at a gluttonous faggot treat the poor meat like crack. Especially since it looks like you highlighted some of the best elements as did others.

Seriously, he goes full Gollum on ribs? Jesus. Also lol at him refusing to use his own sauce again despite claiming it's so good. Only way it'd be funnier is if it's Sweet Baby Ray's again. Also lol at him failing something even teen me knew: sauce go on when meat start to dry, not as a slather.

I legit can't wait to hear this fat baby reee over the idea of other people eating those ribs. I see no need in retreading things you seem to have covered so well, so I can eat my ribs in peace and then watch the suicide in action.

 

[Freya]

It kind of bums me out to hear this stuff about his health tbqh.

Jack may be a delusional asshat but nobody deserves to be in such a pitiful state.

I don't believe his meats and grease are the primary cause however. I'm guessing he snacks all day on chips, stuff like that and we just don't hear about it bc he's not taping that.

 

[The Early 2000's]

It kind of bums me out to hear this stuff about his health tbqh.

Jack may be a delusional asshat but nobody deserves to be in such a pitiful state.

I don't believe his meats and grease are the primary cause however. I'm guessing he snacks all day on chips, stuff like that and we just don't hear about it bc he's not taping that.

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Oooooo maybe Jack can do snack food reviews? Kinda like his Pizza Wars stuff, but instead of Pizza Hut vs Papa John's, Jack determines which brand of potato chips give you the most chips in the bag! He could even call it something like Jack's Snack Attack! Whenever he does his live stream again I'll bring it up - I'm sure Jack would love that idea, too.

As for his health state, he paved that road all by himself. I feel no pity for the man; he had plenty of warnings about his condition but he heeded no mind to them.

 

[renetto]

Oooooo maybe Jack can do snack food reviews? Kinda like his Pizza Wars stuff, but instead of Pizza Hut vs Papa John's, Jack determines which brand of potato chips give you the most chips in the bag! He could even call it something like Jack's Snack Attack! Whenever he does his live stream again I'll bring it up - I'm sure Jack would love that idea, too.

there's another dead youtuber named "old nerd reviews" who harasses his local 7-11 for free shit to review
jack could do the same

 

[DX10]

Jack's gonna be dead soon. That's some sad shit to be honest. The true Golden Age of Jack wasn't him being a fat fuck filling himself with literal poison for his health bracket, it was him making legitimate decent recipes shittily, and now that's gone and we're faced with the Dark Age of Jack, where he just straight up tries, daily, to kill himself via food. The only real joy he has left in his life. Like Narcissus staring into the pool, he has slowly sloughed himself into total decay and now only drives himself further, in the hopes that his further stomping on the pedal will throw the car off the cliff and himself into oblivion. Terrible as he is, I can't imagine a shittier fate.

Man this shit is bleak.

 

[Aaway]

It kind of bums me out to hear this stuff about his health tbqh.

Jack may be a delusional asshat but nobody deserves to be in such a pitiful state.

I don't believe his meats and grease are the primary cause however. I'm guessing he snacks all day on chips, stuff like that and we just don't hear about it bc he's not taping that.

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jack's numerous health problems are 100% his own doing. he's had far more chances than most people get to improve his diet/lifestyle and he's failed to do so each time. he's made attempts in the past but then he fell right back into his old ways

now he's basically in "well at least i'll die doing what i love" mode

 

[LordofCringe7206]

jack's numerous health problems are 100% his own doing. he's had far more chances than most people get to improve his diet/lifestyle and he's failed to do so each time. he's made attempts in the past but then he fell right back into his old ways

now he's basically in "well at least i'll die doing what i love" mode

This is the real reason why so many people despise Jack. Including myself. A lot of people don't get the opportunity to survive their first stroke. Or heart attack. Or brushes with serious diseases. The oppertunities to rebound from such things are not guaranteed in life, they can often come at random.

To see a guy like Jack, a guy who is a legitimate piece of shit, receive not only so many of these second chance opportunities but to also not make anything out of them is quite infuriating. When I first started to read this thread I was not able to understand why so many people a-log Jack. But now and days I get it. I don't get off on his suffering like some kind of sadist or sociopath would. But at the end of the day I have no feelings of remorse for him suffering either.

 

[AnOminous]

"i'm going to let jesus heal my arm" was jack's excuse for being a lazy piece of shit and quitting physical therapy

and surprise, jesus hasn't done a very good job because his arm is still very much dead

Jesus doesn't care much for lazy fuckers apparently. For some reason, Jesus does a better job healing your arm when you do what the nice physical therapist says instead of being a gluttonous piece of fat garbage who does nothing.

- As usual forcing himself to "use" his dead arm in an attempt to somehow show everyone how well his arm is doing, which only makes it look super creepy:

It probably makes them look even more tough and uncooked than they are but even one handed he shouldn't have to be forcing the blade down with the entire weight of his dead arm if he actually cooked the meat for a change.

I don't get off on his suffering like some kind of sadist or sociopath would. But at the end of the day I have no feelings of remorse for him suffering either.

There used to be a lot more fun when he wasn't obviously just going to be dead soon. But hey, killing himself in increasingly stupid ways is apparently what he wants to do.

 

[The Last Stand]

His dead arm, his arm is completely shot or seriously numb?

Looking at his arm, none of his fingers move. They just sit in place. That's creepy. Is his nerves that damaged?

 

[LordofCringe7206]

His dead arm, his arm is completely shot or seriously numb?

Looking at his arm, none of his fingers move. They just sit in place. That's creepy. Is his nerves that damaged?

He suffered a second stroke two years ago. His arm was paralyzed afterwards. He never properly rehabbed it so now it is unusable.

 

[Super Hans]

Jack's gonna be dead soon. That's some sad shit to be honest. The true Golden Age of Jack wasn't him being a fat fuck filling himself with literal poison for his health bracket, it was him making legitimate decent recipes shittily, and now that's gone and we're faced with the Dark Age of Jack, where he just straight up tries, daily, to kill himself via food. The only real joy he has left in his life. Like Narcissus staring into the pool, he has slowly sloughed himself into total decay and now only drives himself further, in the hopes that his further stomping on the pedal will throw the car off the cliff and himself into oblivion. Terrible as he is, I can't imagine a shittier fate.

Man this shit is bleak.

The stupid thing is Jack's only real problem is his attitude. If he could realize how much of a fuck up that's making him, his health could at least be manageably shitty and he could have normal and healthy relationships with his family and friends he has through his church.

And even if he doesn't, at least he isn't MovieBob. That asshole is too far down the hole he dug to salvage any aspect of his life. So no, Jack's life can get worse.

 

[thedingledongle]

When I went to watch his latest rib abortion the ad that played first was for keto whipped cream, and I audibly gasped at the irony.

 

[AnOminous]

His dead arm, his arm is completely shot or seriously numb?

Looking at his arm, none of his fingers move. They just sit in place. That's creepy. Is his nerves that damaged?

It's brain damage. The parts of his brain that controlled it died. There's probably just hollow bits full of brain juice.

 

[thedingledongle]

There's so much weird shit in this video.

- "So the flavor we're gonna be using with our ribs... I don't know this brand, but it's the Asian sweet chili sauce." -- Err... what? You're making a cooking show, just name the brand! The video quality is so shitty you pretty much can't even read the brand's name on the bottles yourself either...

- "It (the sauce) has got some great ingredients in it, you can see." -- No? We actually can't see shit? How are we supposed to "see" what ingredients are in it? What the fuck are you talking about?

- (there's ZERO information in the description under the video about a recipe or any of the ingredients whatsoever)

- "Tammy, my wife (orly), hates gnawing on a bone, she hates ripping meat off a bone. She doesn't like it. She'll do it on chicken, but ribs? Sorry." - Alrighty then...

- Then he has this weird little segment about the pellets as if anyone watching this shit show doesn't know about those already, and for reasons unknown he can't explain what flavor they actually are. Like... check the packaging or something and inform your audience?

- Unironically boasts about how prepared he is and how you should always be prepared. (Again: he can't even name the brands or flavors of basic ingredients)

- Absolutely drenches the meat in this mystery Asian chili sauce to satisfy this weird fetish he has about moist meat.

- Makes some odd remarks again about Tammy not touching the ribs and how the ribs are his. I think he was trying to make it into a joke, but I guess that was too much to ask of his stroked-out brain, because it comes out very weirdly.

- As usual forcing himself to "use" his dead arm in an attempt to somehow show everyone how well his arm is doing, which only makes it look super creepy:

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- Then he goes on about how the cutlets won't be as flavorful as the ribs, so he'll taste them first. Takes a bite, but then immediately cuts away to him already finger fucking the ribs, so there's literally no reaction on how the cutlets taste.

- The sloppy looking, MS Paint-tier quality "home run recipe" picture:

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- And then ends the video with him already eyeballing the ribs he didn't eat (yet). Gotta love that last frame:

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You just know he stuffed his face with the rest of those ribs after the camera stopped recording.

I have no clue why he can’t name the sauce. I can tell it’s Mae Ploy, which is a fine sweet chili sauce and there’s no way he wouldn’t be able to pronounce it....oh wait, it’s fucking Jack. I bet he just doesn’t want anyone to buy anything other than his garbage.

 

[bugyourparents]

ive seen alot of these guys videos the most funniest to me probably being the valentines episode with his wife. i'm glad i saw this thread because i forgot about this beautiful bastard.

ive kown about jack for a while and seen a few of his videos but out of all his videos i would recommend the one episode where he cooks for his wife on valentines day. i dont know i just find it very funny. https://discordapp.com/channels/@me/728040875393024121/730256726313533492

 

[Marissa Moira]

I can't believe Jack killed Pinkie Pie and turned her into ribs.

 

[Chamulum]

I don't know much about ribs, but those cutlets looked like shit. For one, you usually want a bone in your cutlet to serve as an insulator. Tammy could always stop being such a bitch and cut it off if it bothers her. Jack, by some sort of cosmic irony, appears to have overcooked the cutlet as well. You usually want to go medium well or at least make sure that it's still moist. The fat isn't rendered in the slightest, so the texture will suffer. I didn't see him put any salt or pepper on there, but it might have just been in the sauce. The one that really bothers me is that he didn't sear the meat. The maillard reaction is where all the flavor comes from. You would think that a meat fanatic would know this.
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I thought this was gore for a minute. God damn.

 

[A Duck Selling Lemonade]

I don't know much about ribs, but those cutlets looked like shit. For one, you usually want a bone in your cutlet to serve as an insulator. Tammy could always stop being such a bitch and cut it off if it bothers her.

Personally, I've never heard or smoking pork cutlets, nor would I recommend doing it, since it's already so lean. They're best done on cast iron or as the Japanese do it, breaded and fried.

I guess Jack wanted to make his lady some lunch so she wouldn't bark at him later on. Tammy, herself, does not seem to have the greatest personality, either. In the video, Jack talks about him going to restaurants and trying to give her ribs and she responding with something like "I told you a million times I don't like those", which is just WOW...

 

[White bubblegum]

Personally, I've never heard or smoking pork cutlets, nor would I recommend doing it, since it's already so lean. They're best done on cast iron or as the Japanese do it, breaded and fried.

I guess Jack wanted to make his lady some lunch so she wouldn't bark at him later on. Tammy, herself, does not seem to have the greatest personality, either. In the video, Jack talks about him going to restaurants and trying to give her ribs and she responding with something like "I told you a million times I don't like those", which is just WOW...

If you had him as a husband would you want to be pleasant?

Honestly for me, there's nothing inherently wrong with a man relying on his wife for everyday tasks like Jack does. Some guys unfortunately become disabled through no fault of their own and rely on their wives/family as caretakers and there's nothing reallt wrong with that. But Jack is such a piece of shit who shat himself into his invalid state...

 

[captkrisma]

I guess Jack wanted to make his lady some lunch so she wouldn't bark at him later on. Tammy, herself, does not seem to have the greatest personality, either. In the video, Jack talks about him going to restaurants and trying to give her ribs and she responding with something like "I told you a million times I don't like those", which is just WOW...

Being a good spouse means effectively communicating with your partner. Learning who they are, their background, and their likes/dislikes. Jack consistently trying to shove ribs into Tammy's face isn't love for his food, it's spite. He knows she hates ribs, yet its a majority of what Jack cooks. She's not going to all of a sudden Stockholm syndrome a love for ribs, Jack. You're a shit husband.