Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 2: THE RECKONING)

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My god, this is beautiful. Finally. I will sleep with a smile on my face tonight!

Glad that he's finally put away. I wonder if he tried to do his stupid hollow grin and thumbs up shtick in his mugshot and got shut the fuck down, or if he was too braindead to remember to try it.
 
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I'm not sure if the guys in jail want to touch him. I guess he smells like shit and his breath smells rotten. Well...it would be possible with a tool that provides a long distance between poopman and the bubbas. (is the grammar correct? english isn't my first language)
 
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I'm tossing myself into the Nick Bate pool for "whole sentence."

The other inmates know not to kill kiddie-fiddlers, because that would end their suffering way too fast. Nicky-poo isn't smart enough to create a tool that's enough to kill him right away, so he'd be taken to the infirmary, stabilized, and put on suicide watch. After that... well, smearing his shit on the walls will just get him either beaten or moved to another cell block for more kiddie-fiddler smashing.

He'll survive the whole sentence, but he sure as hell won't survive it mentally, as damaged as his brain is,
 
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Null said:
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Proof: http://lancasteronline.com/news/loc...cle_6271ef4c-ef51-11e4-809c-43863c820729.html

Proof 2: Incarceration notice




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This calls for celebration.

 
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Sinners Sandwich said:
I'm not sure if the guys in jail want to touch him. I guess he smells like shit and his breath smells rotten.
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Who says they have to touch him? A little lighter fluid and an incendiary device while he's in his cell'll do the job just fine.

If the guards ask about the smoke and the fire and the smell, they're holding a barbecue.
 
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Men like Nick thrive on the feeling of having control. It's why Nick has chosen to remain unemployed and live in his aunt's apartment: because while they're not exactly fulfilling, he feels like he has control in those situations. It's also why he targeted his little sister and degrades Anna over Twitter.

But now Nick has been taken from a world where he more or less has control and thrust into a situation where he has none. He must be shitting bricks mentally.
 
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Tubular Monkey said:
No person deserves that.
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This is the kind of thing you say before encountering Nick Bate.

After that, though, you should really conclude any "No Person Deserves That" thing with "well. . .except Nick Bate."

Because Nick Bate deserves anything. Everything. Being stomped to death? He deserves that.

Dying in horrible agony from bone cancer? Yep, he deserves that, too.

Seriously, there is nothing he does not deserve.
 
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AnOminous said:
This is the kind of thing you say before encountering Nick Bate.

After that, though, you should really conclude any "No Person Deserves That" thing with "well. . .except Nick Bate."

Because Nick Bate deserves anything. Everything. Being stomped to death? He deserves that.

Dying in horrible agony from bone cancer? Yep, he deserves that, too.

Seriously, there is nothing he does not deserve.
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Those that have read about Nick in the old Nick Bate thread would know why he deserves it. Considering how he was toward Anna or his sister one would understand why. Besides, since he molested his own sister, the moment that reaches other people in jail is the moment he will get the possibility of getting shanked or beaten.
 
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AnOminous said:
This is the kind of thing you say before encountering Nick Bate.

After that, though, you should really conclude any "No Person Deserves That" thing with "well. . .except Nick Bate."

Because Nick Bate deserves anything. Everything. Being stomped to death? He deserves that.

Dying in horrible agony from bone cancer? Yep, he deserves that, too.

Seriously, there is nothing he does not deserve.
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I'm very much a bleeding heart liberal. I'm against the death penalty, I don't like that my country is bombing others, and I have never even gotten into a fight. I am a big ole' squish, soft as a marshmallow.

That being said, if presented the opportunity to beat Nick Bate with a shovel, I'd fucking do it.
 
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AHAHAHAHA. I was about to log on to say it was pretty suspicious that he had not been on twitter in a few days, this is fucking great. Man, that mugshot just screams defeat.
I wish he could tweet from jail, would love to hear his thoughts on this.
"Hoo could the year of Dial-A-Song betray me! I never did a thing, I'm only a pedosexual. Sigh, I hope when I get out wife will be waiting for me. Do Some Butts!"
 
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MathPuppy said:
AHAHAHAHA. I was about to log on to say it was pretty suspicious that he had not been on twitter in a few days, this is fucking great. Man, that mugshot just screams defeat.
I wish he could tweet from jail, would love to hear his thoughts on this.
"Hoo could the year of Dial-A-Song betray me! I never did a thing, I'm only a pedosexual. Sigh, I hope when I get out wife will be waiting for me. Do Some Butts!"
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More like 'Ow, my cellmate stabbed me with a shiv, I knew toothbrushes were evil! Got muh butt did'.
 
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