Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 2: THE RECKONING)

[AnOminous]

"The wheels of justice turn slowly, but grind exceedingly fine."

I hope they grind this fucker into hamburger.

 

[Danger]

I love the look on his face in that mugshot, so much disappointment. Its been a wild ride Nick, I'm going to miss telling you you're a sick shithead on twitter but all good things must come to an end.

 

[AnOminous]

I love the look on his face in that mugshot, so much disappointment. Its been a wild ride Nick, I'm going to miss telling you you're a sick shithead on twitter but all good things must come to an end.

I love it as the counterpoint to his gloating about the CPS investigation being over. Where he completely failed to understand what that actually meant.

And what it actually meant is now falling on his disgusting decaying-teeth-filled filthy fucking head with the vengeance of an avalanche. Pretty sure that metaphor is mixed somehow but I don't care.

 

[Kirby]

To see that Nick is in jail, it is about time considering what he done that justifies going to jail.


The way you sound in the post, it kinda gives off a creepy vibe.

You're right. In retrospect, it probably sounded better in my head than it showed on here, so the dumb ratings were justified.

But on to a less dumb and more serious matter, since Nick is now going to go to prison as a pedophile, let us offer a small prayer to Nick's butthole so that it may find peace in the last few moments it will have it. Secondly, let's offer an ever bigger prayer to the brave incarcerated men in Lancaster County Prison who will have the unfortunate yet necessary job of dishing out justice.

 

[Null]

I would say all this talk about torturing and murdering Nick is a gross representation of how America views justice. That aside, Nick Bate is the only exception to our a-logging rule.

 

[Duke Nukem]

So, what implement is Nick going to get stabbed with in prison? Any bets?

A sharpened piece of human excrement? Would be fitting...

 

[KingofManga420]

A sharpened piece of human excrement? Would be fitting...

When was the last time you tried sharpening your own shit?

 

[CWCissey]

I would say all this talk about torturing and murdering Nick is a gross representation of how America views justice. That aside, Nick Bate is the only exception to our a-logging rule.

I'd say Western Civilisation in general really, considering that I'm an English Kiwi and would love to see Nick get battered.

 

[AnOminous]

When was the last time you tried sharpening your own shit?

Nick will be wherever he's going to be basically for the rest of his life.

So whoever wants to try to stab him with a piece of sharpened excrement will have multiple opportunities to refine their technique.

(I'm still betting on the sharpened toothbrush, though.)

 

[DirkBloodStormKing]

It's a Goddamn shame he can't get the death penalty. The chair's the only fucking cure for Sick Nick and people like him.

Actually, the death penalty is legal in Pennsylvannia. So there is hope!

The only problem with the death penalty is that it would be way too fast and not enough torture for Sick Nick. Sick Nick truly deserves a slow and incredibly painful death as seen in Poker Night at the Inventory.

Just replace the Engineer with Sick Nick and this would be perfect. This is probably beyond A-Logging but this is fucking Sick Nick we are talking about guys.

 

[Meowthkip]

When was the last time you tried sharpening your own shit?

Last I checked, it takes a while to make coprolite.

 

[KingofManga420]

Last I checked, it takes a while to make coprolite.

I have not yet decided if I'm going to look that up if 'copro' means what I believe it means.

 

[Ravenor]

Yesterday I was seriously pissed off, and decided to watch Dr Strangelove an have a early night, and I wake up to this...

This news has perked me up.

 

[XH 502]

Actually, the death penalty is legal in Pennsylvannia. So there is hope!

The only problem with the death penalty is that it would be way too fast and not enough torture for Sick Nick. Sick Nick truly deserves a slow and incredibly painful death as seen in Poker Night at the Inventory.

I'm sorry, but are you fucking serious? I know it's impossible to A-Log Nick, but he deserves to be locked away for the rest of his natural life, not an execution. He's not Hitler or Ed Gein, he's a deranged coward.

 

[Meowthkip]

I have not yet decided if I'm going to look that up if 'copro' means what I believe it means.

It's fossilized excrement.

The only way Nick could ever get stabbed with a piece of shit that I can think of would be if an inmate sharpened a piece of ancient dinosaur doo-doo.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

This is the kind of thing you say before encountering Nick Bate.

After that, though, you should really conclude any "No Person Deserves That" thing with "well. . .except Nick Bate."

Because Nick Bate deserves anything. Everything. Being stomped to death? He deserves that.

Dying in horrible agony from bone cancer? Yep, he deserves that, too.

Seriously, there is nothing he does not deserve.

I may not have been clear. I'll try again. I hope someone in prison kills him.

 

[Morbid Boredom]

I may not have been clear. I'll try again. I hope someone in prison kills him.

Well, you can help make that happen, hire the skywriter, already!

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

I just learned about who this guy is.

I hope he gets the Jeffrey Dahmer treatment.

 

[The Dude]

This makes me happy because I know exactly what happens to child molesters in prison. My schadenfreude levels are off the charts!

 

[CWCissey]

I just learned about who this guy is.

I hope he gets the Jeffrey Dahmer treatment.

Head smashed in with a bell bar?

Not ironic enough, I'm still favouring the toothbrush shiv myself.