Containment What If?

lipitor said:
I think we'd all see that coming at this point. Worst case scenario I get him arrested again.
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And if that happened, the judge would have no other choice but to slap some community service hours on Chris or send him to the slammer for a few months!
 
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lipitor said:
LOL, I could take him. Plus he shys away if you make direct eye contact with him. He's a huge puss-ball.
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lipitor said:
I think we'd all see that coming at this point. Worst case scenario I get him arrested again.
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Court Stenographer lipitor distinguished himself by extraordinary heroism in action on 30 April 2015, in the vicinity of the internet. While attacking Christine Weston Chandler, Formerly Christopher, Formerly Christian, Spanish Name Ricardo, Court Stenographer lipitor pointed out Chris was easy to take in a fight. With complete disregard for his personal dignity, Court Stenographer lipitor additionally pointed out that Chris was a physical coward. In the attack, other users gave him positive votes. By his indomitable leadership, Court Stenographer lipitor reminded us all that there is nothing more dangerous than a fat manchild who cannot run, fight, or even aim a can of pepper-spray properly. Court Stenographer lipitor's extraordinary heroism and devotion to duty are in keeping with the highest traditions of the Kiwi Farms, The Drama Community, and people who need better hobbies.
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yawning sneasel said:
What if Barb gave Chris a prolapsed rectum?
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Chris would show someone pictures somehow, which of course will be leaked to the CWCki and the Farms for everyone to look at to our disgust.

What if Patti was fed to Chris via Big Bossman? (Yes I know he died before Patti did.)

Apocalypso said:
What if Bob had been twenty years younger when Chris was born?
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Bob's first children/marriage is most likely not to have happened. He might have gotten Chris the help he needed, as he doesn't have to worry about them lobotomizing him in a mental ward like he did as an old man. I don't know what his finances would be like, considering he probably won't retire until the same time Barb and I don't know when he did in the irl timeline, But I suspect 14 Branchland Court will still be fully owned by the Chandlers as time progresses. Speaking of Barb, I don't know how their relationship would be like, considering they were in separate rooms before he died. Which got me thinking that Bob being old as fuck is the only reason he and Barb were still married, other than Chris of course. Already having a background in Electrical design here, Bob would also be even more tech savvy as a younger man. More than likely monitoring Chris's online status and postings, preventing him from embarrassing himself to such extreme lengths. Hell, he'd probably still live as long as he did here, possibly even longer. Man was built before planned obsolescence.
 
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