Containment What If?

MrJakeTerror said:
Bob's first children/marriage is most likely not to have happened. He might have gotten Chris the help he needed, as he doesn't have to worry about them lobotomizing him in a mental ward like he did as an old man. I don't know what his finances would be like, considering he probably won't retire until the same time Barb and I don't know when he did in the irl timeline, But I suspect 14 Branchland Court will still be fully owned by the Chandlers as time progresses. Speaking of Barb, I don't know how their relationship would be like, considering they were in separate rooms before he died. Which got me thinking that Bob being old as fuck is the only reason he and Barb were still married, other than Chris of course. Already having a background in Electrical design here, Bob would also be even more tech savvy as a younger man. More than likely monitoring Chris's online status and postings, preventing him from embarrassing himself to such extreme lengths. Hell, he'd probably still live as long as he did here, possibly even longer. Man was built before planned obsolescence.
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I'm sure this has been brought up before, but it's an interesting read nevertheless: http://www.disabilityscoop.com/2014/02/27/older-dads-autism/19150/
 
What if due to some reason, Barb can no longer be Chris's custodian? And as a result, he legally required to live with either his paternal-half-brother David, or his maternal-half-brother Cole? I ask this as I don't think his half-sister has ever met Chris to begin with.

Apocalypso said:
What if Chris was in fact the reincarnation of Anne Boleyn?
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A fat, wealthy Englishman would demand that his head be chopped off.
 
MrJakeTerror said:
What if due to some reason, Barb can no longer be Chris's custodian? And as a result, he legally required to live with either his paternal-half-brother David, or his maternal-half-brother Cole? I ask this as I don't think his half-sister has ever met Chris to begin with.
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They'd build a shed in the back. Chris would chained to a metal loop concreted into the ground. Once a day they'd throw a bowl of pickles at him. Also they'd stab him in the neck so no one could hear his screams.
 
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MrJakeTerror said:
What if due to some reason, Barb can no longer be Chris's custodian? And as a result, he legally required to live with either his paternal-half-brother David, or his maternal-half-brother Cole? I ask this as I don't think his half-sister has ever met Chris to begin with.
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Barb is not his custodian in any legal sense. Chris is, preposterous as it may seem, a grown man with all the attendant rights and privileges. According to insiders, Chris is taking care of Barb, however poorly.

The conditions under which Chris would be forced to live with a caretaker will probably never be fulfilled. Chris's half-siblings are not legally required to provide for him. Families that have special-needs children and otherwise have their shit together typically establish a trust for their simple-minded child to ensure they'll be able to get on. Bob socked away a bit of cash and that was depleted by the Snyder matter.

RogerRabbit1988 said:
What if Chris was actually a character created by Seth Mcfarline?
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Just further proof that Seth McFarlane sucks.
 
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What if Chris was the head of a neo-fascist political group that advocated the elimination of the arms supporters?
 
Konstantinos said:
What if Chris ate a salad?
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Now, please let us not wander off into the territory of fairytales too much...
MrJakeTerror said:
What if due to some reason, Barb can no longer be Chris's custodian? And as a result, he legally required to live with either his paternal-half-brother David, or his maternal-half-brother Cole? I ask this as I don't think his half-sister has ever met Chris to begin with.
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Actually, a thought that bemused me for quite some time was the possibility of something happening forcing Cole to take care of Chris and thus having it pretty much act out like the movie Rain Man... only a lot more pretentious and autistic.
 
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