Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[multiverse]

Even in this video she's trying to hide her massive apron.

Right? She's trying to hide how big she's gotten, while simultaneously:


This is Tess's version of Chantal's darting eyes; she admits she has gained a shitton of weight, while daring anyone else to mention it, while also dancing around like a pile of blubber melting through a string bag, while trying to hide herself with a "slimming" black coverup.

Gorls wanna pretend they're proud of eating or wearing whatever they want when it's obvious to anyone with eyes that they're in a frantic loop of cognitive dissonance, dread, anger and anxiety. All for some Arby's and sheet cakes.

 

[Constellationzero]

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Tess has to keep posting stuff like this. It was posted yesterday, but for anyone that didn’t catch it, she ranted:
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She thinks it’s her “duty” to post this stuff

It's not fun talking about what a grifting, thieving POS I am for stealing people's money and blocking them of facebook when they ask where their effyourbeautystandars shirt is, but it's necessary.
It's not fun talking about how I lied and never donated any of the proceeds to charity, but it's necessary.
It's not fun talking about my nth trip to Didneyland without my KIDZZ using money from fans who thought they were getting a tee shirt, but it's necessary.
It's not fun talking about how I shout over black women and TELL, not ASK how black men love me, but it's necessary.

Spoiler: Guntster's Final Form: Effing those Beauty Standards!

 

[lottalove]

Two pairs of back tiddies with interwoven bikinistrings.

Spoiler: shudder

 

[Barbarella]

That video, more even than the photos, shows she’s done with any sort of real modeling and now can only do fetish stuff. I mean, we knew it, we said it. But for some reason, that video really hammered it home for me. There is nothing left of whatever beauty she had, and now she looks like every other deathfat.

She better start paying attention to Bowie, he's the one who’ll soon be powdering her folds.

I find the woke stuff unbelievably boring. Stupid people talking to each other always is.

 

[SnarkySperg]

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Where, other than in the Cult of Woke Handbook, is this a requirement? This has never ever been a thing until a few years ago. I laughed when someone in a comment that was posted yesterday said it's 'just a fact' because even going to the dictionary, which redefined racism recently, there is nothing that would indicate you can't be racist towards white people.

I am so fed up with the walrus. I am Mexican and live in California. I've never been offended directly by racism. Her think tank on whites is false. Yes whites get prejudice against them. It's because whites tend to have to a better advantage in society than pocs. So for her to say reverse racism doesn't exist is wrong.

To me, reverse racism is not being racist towards white people. That's just racism. But rather, it's favoring a person who isn't white so you don't look racist. As an example, a teacher taking the side of a black student over a white one to avoid being labeled as racist. Maybe that doesn't make any sense, it's just how I view the word.

But the word you're looking for is racism. Also, I'm sorry you live in the same state as Tess.

That video, more even than the photos, shows she’s done with any sort of real modeling and now can only do fetish stuff. I mean, we knew it, we said it. But for some reason, that video really hammered it home for me. There is nothing left of whatever beauty she had, and now she looks like every other deathfat.

I've noticed for awhile that her size is far more obvious in videos because you can't doctor those as well. I remember seeing a full video of her on the runway somewhere and being just in awe at her size because in all of her photos, she slims herself down and retouches and makes herself look better.

Also, her being in a string bikini was the most empowering thing she's done? As if she hasn't just straight up bared her ass on Insta multiple times and at one point even joked 'to those of you who've followed me in the last few weeks, here's how I look with clothes on' because all she posted for weeks was thirst traps. She's stupid if she thinks there's some huge difference between posting nudes and lewds and posting photos in a bikini, come on.

 

[CobraPlissken]

Amazing. Her back tits are nearly the same size as her front tits. She could wear another bikini top backwards and her body would look almost the same from either side:

Spoiler: bikini shooped over back tits

 

[Barbarella]

So check out hand, belly, butt. I guess she's splurged on a plus size bathtub, but does she also have a bidet? Cuz from this angle, I can see no way those hands can get where they need to get without some tool.

 

[SnarkySperg]

Amazing. Her back tits are nearly the same size as her front tits. She could wear another bikini top backwards and her body would look almost the same from either side:

Spoiler: bikini shooped over back tits

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Imagine being that fat, but all the weight going to your arms and back instead of your tits and ass. It's actually a bit amusing that for all the weight she gained, it went nowhere good.

 

[JambledUpWords]

So check out hand, belly, butt. I guess she's splurged on a plus size bathtub, but does she also have a bidet? Cuz from this angle, I can see no way those hands can get where they need to get without some tool. View attachment 1436204

Tess’s body doesn’t even look real from that angle. Her body looks like the reflection of a fun house mirror.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

So check out hand, belly, butt. I guess she's splurged on a plus size bathtub, but does she also have a bidet? Cuz from this angle, I can see no way those hands can get where they need to get without some tool. View attachment 1436204

Most fat people smell terrible because of their inability to wash everywhere. Tess has no real social life so Jolene & Co likely are used to the awful smell by now; Tess’s johns must not be because she’s taking baths in random hotels because they’re not used to how bad she smells.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Most fat people smell terrible because of their inability to wash everywhere. Tess has no real social life so Jolene & Co likely are used to the awful smell by now; Tess’s johns must not be because she’s taking baths in random hotels because they’re not used to how bad she smells.

I’m terrified to think of what her crotch smells like with the inability to wipe on her own, on top of all the extra sweat collecting down there. I think only the most deviant of fat fetishists could possibly have sex with her before being cleaned off.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

She probably just sits in the bathtub

 

[JambledUpWords]

She probably just sits in the bathtub

If Tess had saved her money and moved somewhere cheaper, she could have built herself her own handicap shower that includes a built in shower bench. Then again, with her low impulse control, it would never happen. She spends way more than she earns. I’m positive that she’s at least $10,000 in credit card debt of more. Her endless beauty treatments, trips, and snacks probably account for most of that debt.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

At her size, it must be economically disadvantageous to maintain weight as opposed to losing weight through eating normal amounts, right? Like, you need a certain number of calories to maintain mass, so when your size is that huge it requires a concomitant increase in the number of calories you consume and hence increases the amount of money you have to spend on food.

As such, there has to be a tipping point economically where such a weight becomes increasingly disadvantageous to maintain. I wonder how much money Tess spends each day to take in, what, her daily 5000 calories? I mean, I've seen her eat an entire cake alone before, but still...

 

[JambledUpWords]

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

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How indeed Tess, how indeed.

 

[John Milton]

A post related to our dear Tess in /r/relationship_advice.

Even if this is a troll, we can't deny people like Tess influence weak minded women to think that being obese is ok and it's not wrong to keep eating until you are the size of a blimp.

 

[Constellationzero]

Two pairs of back tiddies with interwoven bikinistrings.

Spoiler: shudder

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This sort of comes to mind when seeing this picture:

 

[GrouchiCorn]

Her ass is awfully smooth for someone so large. Can you filter a video?I think you can? I'm old and dumb so idk

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Her ass is awfully smooth for someone so large. Can you filter a video?I think you can? I'm old and dumb so idk

She either filters all the cellulite on her arms, gunt, and ass, or she is blessed with the smoothest cellulite on God's green earth. I guess that could explain why she's the only """model""" fatty out there, but I still have doubts.