Lolcow Andrew Peter Carlson / Anaiah Carlson / Tamarlover / Xtamarlover - Jewish/Christian Wannabe Cult Leader, Stalker, Ugly af, dogfucker, mayor of spitsville

Masonic link confirmed. 333.

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Senior Lexmechanic said:
Put down the crack pipe.
It's hard to argue you aren't obsessed when you spend most of your free time on this site obsessively reading your ex's page.
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First of all she's not my ex. She's a former friend i had feelings for. It was never a relationship. Secondly, i periodically throughout the day check kiwi farms to see if anything was said about me or about melinda. It takes me about 5 seconds to load the page. I usually load her profile page as if it was the kiwi farms home page. If no updates i carry on elsewhere. Sure i spend most of my time here in that way. But u dont spent most of my free time here. Most of my free time i spend playing video games, hanging out in the living room with my parents or other family, and masturbation. I no longer think about melinda when masturbating anymore. Strong evidence im no longer obsessed with her. Used to be every day at least. Now its maybe once or twice a year.
 
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xtamarlover said:
First of all she's not my ex. She's a former friend i had feelings for. It was never a relationship. Secondly, i periodically throughout the day check kiwi farms to see if anything was said about me or about melinda. It takes me about 5 seconds to load the page. I usually load her profile page as if it was the kiwi farms home page. If no updates i carry on elsewhere. Sure i spend most of my time here in that way. But u dont spent most of my free time here. Most of my free time i spend playing video games, hanging out in the living room with my parents or other family, and masturbation. I no longer think about melinda when masturbating anymore. Strong evidence im no longer obsessed with her. Used to be every day at least. Now its maybe once or twice a year.
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If you're checking this site every day to see if something was said about your former crush, then you're still not over her. End of story.
 
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xtamarlover said:
First of all she's not my ex. She's a former friend i had feelings for. It was never a relationship. Secondly, i periodically throughout the day check kiwi farms to see if anything was said about me or about melinda. It takes me about 5 seconds to load the page. I usually load her profile page as if it was the kiwi farms home page. If no updates i carry on elsewhere. Sure i spend most of my time here in that way. But u dont spent most of my free time here. Most of my free time i spend playing video games, hanging out in the living room with my parents or other family, and masturbation. I no longer think about melinda when masturbating anymore. Strong evidence im no longer obsessed with her. Used to be every day at least. Now its maybe once or twice a year.
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Do you masturbate in your living room?
 
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xtamarlover said:
First of all she's not my ex. She's a former friend i had feelings for. It was never a relationship. Secondly, i periodically throughout the day check kiwi farms to see if anything was said about me or about melinda. It takes me about 5 seconds to load the page. I usually load her profile page as if it was the kiwi farms home page. If no updates i carry on elsewhere. Sure i spend most of my time here in that way. But u dont spent most of my free time here. Most of my free time i spend playing video games, hanging out in the living room with my parents or other family, and masturbation. I no longer think about melinda when masturbating anymore. Strong evidence im no longer obsessed with her. Used to be every day at least. Now its maybe once or twice a year.
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You still love her, don't you, sweetie? One day she'll get her claws into you and you'll be brought to ruination.
 
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Begemot said:
You still love her, don't you, sweetie? One day she'll get her class in to you and you'll be brought to ruination.
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I dont love her in that way anymore. I still have residual feelings but the way she acted and revealed herself since the beginning of this year here on kiwi farms has been extremely enlightening and has killed any chance of me being interested in her again. She'll never be worth the trouble anymore and she's more looney than i realized. Also shes too tied up with marshall. Even if she dumps him its too messy to deal with the legal issues of him adopting her children etc. I dont want anything to do with that shit show.

But if she threw herself at me, then maybe. Since women dont do that so id definitely be at least a little interested if any woman was desperate for me
 
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xtamarlover said:
I dont love her in that way anymore. I still have residual feelings but the way she acted and revealed herself since the beginning of this year here on kiwi farms has been extremely enlightening and has killed any chance of me being interested in her again. She'll never be worth the trouble anymore and she's more looney than i realized. Also shes too tied up with marshall. Even if she dumps him its too messy to deal with the legal issues of him adopting her children etc. I dont want anything to do with that shit show.

But if she threw herself at me, then maybe. Since women dont do that so id definitely be at least a little interested if any woman was desperate for me
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Whats new man? Seems like you might be out of work since you didnt bring that up. Or do you work from home?
 
Reset the clocks, people: I see this thread has revolved around to the "Is Andrew Getting Better?" phase. I bet it'll take 3 weeks for him to remind you that, just like every other time: no, no he isn't.
EDIT: See? He even agrees with me.
 
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Senior Lexmechanic said:
Reset the clocks, people: I see this thread has revolved around to the "Is Andrew Getting Better?" phase. I bet it'll take 3 weeks for him to remind you that, just like every other time: no, no he isn't.
EDIT: See? He even agrees with me.
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Meh he gets a pass because he gave me the hilarious news my account is being sued for 25k by the mountain Jews. I'm just going to ignore his thread from now on. Unless @xtamarlover wants to give me those unedited pics of Melinda with the swords. In which case I'll come back to save those...hint hint.
 
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Reset the clocks, people: I see this thread has revolved around to the "Is Andrew Getting Better?" phase. I bet it'll take 3 weeks for him to remind you that, just like every other time: no, no he isn't.
EDIT: See? He even agrees with me.
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Here's a fair compromise. I'm not nearly as bad as I first seemed in the beginning. I am a mostly normal person that integrates well with society. However, the parts of me that are still criticized by people on the site people still have the right to criticize me over. While I would disagree with some of their criticism, I think it is fair for people to have their opinions about me. Such as if someone finds my beliefs disgustingly immoral, that is fair for them to do so.

There are actually things I haven't shared about myself which support the creepy stalker label I have, but I am aware those aspects that I haven't shared are immoral about me, so I haven't shared those on the site here since I am ashamed of them due to my very clear realization those aspects about me are wrong. Nothing too horrible, but basically just think of it like this. I don't go to the gym, but if I did go to the gym, I'd be the guy staring at the women the whole time. Same with the beach. But i don't go to the beach either.

Really though its better to put the phrase as Andrew is far better than Melinda and that makes us like Andrew more or at least hate him much less stage. Seriously people this is the shit I've had to deal with when I was trying to pursue her in the past. Imagine trying to have a working friendship with such a person. It could drive anyone insane trying to be reasonable with someone like Melinda. Also the fact that she gets protective orders against everyone really makes her getting one against me less legitimate. on the other hand, i was one of the few cases where she probably was justified in getting a protective order. Plus now I have a new protective order from my ex girlfriend so you can argue it is justified due to my history.

PS, I reached just shy of $21,000 in the stock market today. I should have stayed all in tesla. I had a few weeks ago 24 shares of tesla. But i sold more than half of them. I was trying to play it more safe though cause I didn't want to get screwed again like last time. But yeah, in the last 3 months I have made a profit of over $8,000 in the stock market mostly due to Tesla. All in all, in the last 3-4 months I have recovered more than half of the $12,000 that I lost a couple years ago in the stock market.
 
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