Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[DX10]

Junior is dressed a dick but considering his pedigree he looks pretty fucking good. I was expecting him to be a micro-Jack balloon boy but he's cleaned up well. He looks like a dickhead, but an everyday dickhead and not the Scalfani brand of Weeble Wobble dickhead.

 

[Swiss46]

Nothing says "I love you" more than Pepsi, Doritos, and Adam Sandler comedy 4 pack.

 

[Aaway]

Junior is dressed a dick but considering his pedigree he looks pretty fucking good. I was expecting him to be a micro-Jack balloon boy but he's cleaned up well. He looks like a dickhead, but an everyday dickhead and not the Scalfani brand of Weeble Wobble dickhead.

yeah he dresses like a massive douche but he's clearly not a lazy piece of shit like his dad since he works full time and spends a lot of time working out. so props to him for that

 

[AnOminous]

yeah he dresses like a massive douche but he's clearly not a lazy piece of shit like his dad since he works full time and spends a lot of time working out. so props to him for that

Minus the scraggly beard you can find a dozen of him in any Jersey gym. Plus he's not Jack.

 

[Captain Ahab]

I can’t imagine it’s possible to look like a bigger douchebag. The manboobs and visceral fat is coming in nicely, though. Ah, the Scalfani genetics. Truly a marvel to behold.

His fiancée is kinda cute in a small town girl next door kinda way and could be quite attractive if she took care of herself and hit the gym, but I can see Aunt Myrna’s recipes are working their magic on her. Junior is gonna have himself his own Tammy very soon.

 

[Religion is Dead]

Junior is dressed a dick but considering his pedigree he looks pretty fucking good. I was expecting him to be a micro-Jack balloon boy but he's cleaned up well. He looks like a dickhead, but an everyday dickhead and not the Scalfani brand of Weeble Wobble dickhead.

And he is young enough still to eventually realize that what he is wearing makes him look like a douche, so he has a fair shot to mature out of that phase before he is wearing shirts 3 times to small and gym shorts to church.

 

[Whatthefuck]

I just love the image of the squad; galavanting around, no masks, jamming their arms as far as they can into the Blu-ray bin. What ever happened to masks being made mandatory in his part of TN?

I'm not sure precisely where they are, but I don't think that it's a county wide ordinance, I think it applies to Nashville proper and they're living in Hendersonville which is just north of Nashville. Either way, nobody is taking these mask ordinances seriously in the South. It's kind of an empty gesture by the government. You know, because in the Bible, Jesus told everyone that wearing a mask was totalitarianism and they should go against the law because doing what is right for your fellow man is an infringement on your freedumbs. Right? He did say that, right?

ETA: They aren't under a mandatory mask ordinance in the county that Hendersonville is in which is Sumner county. Nashville is Davidson county.

 

[Aaway]

so jack is promoting a friend's youtube channel on FB. hmmmm, i wonder why he doesn't do that with fish hook? just more proof that charles and jack had a falling out over enabling comments

 

[introman]

so jack is promoting a friend's youtube channel on FB. hmmmm, i wonder why he doesn't do that with fish hook? just more proof that charles and jack had a falling out over enabling comments

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There must be some jealousy going on since Charles is what Jack tries to be. A good example is that Jack talks like he's a "Good ole boy" who enjoys stuff like hunting, shooting, and fishing, but Jack's version of that is way different than Charles. Charles also manages to make better cooking videos with a gopro and no other added equipment, while Jack has a whole set-up for his videos and many gadgets from Walmart, yet still churns out worse videos than Charles'.

Even the relationships on camera point to Charles and his wife being way happier than Jack and Tammy. Like the addage for Jack and Tammy that " Misery loves company" couldn't be anymore truer.

 

[AnOminous]

so jack is promoting a friend's youtube channel on FB. hmmmm, i wonder why he doesn't do that with fish hook? just more proof that charles and jack had a falling out over enabling comments

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Couldn't help but notice this, but note that Jack has the shitty kind of PYREX. The shit with that goofy font isn't classic and blows up in microwaves and otherwise fails. Legit PYREX is in all caps.

 

[EvilDroid64]

There must be some jealousy going on since Charles is what Jack tries to be. A good example is that Jack talks like he's a "Good ole boy" who enjoys stuff like hunting, shooting, and fishing, but Jack's version of that is way different than Charles.

Fatty has at least one deer mounted in his living room, but has never once mentioned going hunting or shooting a deer. He's only done four venison videos on his channel.

 

[Aaway]

Fatty has at least one deer mounted in his living room, but has never once mentioned going hunting or shooting a deer. He's only done four venison videos on his channel.

jack loves LARPing as a redneck ever since he moved to TN

he's posted a few videos in the past where he's gone hunting with someone and it's nothing short of hilarious because it's jack and we all know he doesn't know shit or care about hunting

 

[AnOminous]

he's posted a few videos in the past where he's gone hunting with someone and it's nothing short of hilarious because it's jack and we all know he doesn't know shit or care about hunting

He doesn't know shit or care about anything really.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

What's the over under on Jack surviving his surgery tomorrow?

 

[JackDavis]

What's the over under on Jack surviving his surgery tomorrow?

Would tomorrow be considered "around Fathers Day"?

 

[Aaway]

He doesn't know shit or care about anything really.

except stuffing himself with garbage food

jack is the world's foremost authority on that

 

[Swiss46]

What's the over under on Jack surviving his surgery tomorrow?

he is at risk, but he seems to be unusually lucky at dodging death. The fact stroke 3 hasn't happened yet is a miracle.

 

[A Duck Selling Lemonade]

visceral fat is coming in nicely, though.

I noticed that, too, and it was surprising to me, since I thought Jack Jr. had gotten thinner and healthier.

 

[Captain Ahab]

I noticed that, too, and it was surprising to me, since I thought Jack Jr. had gotten thinner and healthier.

He looks like he works out a bit, but his diet is definitely shit. He needs to get the hell away from Papa Scalfani ASAP.

 

[AnOminous]

What's the over under on Jack surviving his surgery tomorrow?

I hope he dies.