Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[AnOminous]

Being a good spouse means effectively communicating with your partner. Learning who they are, their background, and their likes/dislikes. Jack consistently trying to shove ribs into Tammy's face isn't love for his food, it's spite. He knows she hates ribs, yet its a majority of what Jack cooks. She's not going to all of a sudden Stockholm syndrome a love for ribs, Jack. You're a shit husband.

Jack's ribs are an abomination and would offend and disgust you whether you hated ribs or loved them. It's hard to know which would offend you more.

 

[Whatthefuck]

Personally, I've never heard or smoking pork cutlets, nor would I recommend doing it, since it's already so lean. They're best done on cast iron or as the Japanese do it, breaded and fried.

I guess Jack wanted to make his lady some lunch so she wouldn't bark at him later on. Tammy, herself, does not seem to have the greatest personality, either. In the video, Jack talks about him going to restaurants and trying to give her ribs and she responding with something like "I told you a million times I don't like those", which is just WOW...

Well, she clearly hates his ass. She's only still with him cuz Jesus. I'd despise him, too. Imagine being the breadwinner and mother to someone who is supposed to be your partner in life. I'd be resentful AF. Having to pay for all of the manbaby's whims and pretend to like his "cooking" and listen to his delusional rants and finance his shitty sauce that even he won't use. I think she's actively promoting his gluttony so he'll die faster and she can go on being the best Christian ever and milk the grieving widow angle.

 

[TheTractor]

I'm starting a gofundme for Jack for a flat tip katar style knife so he may chop ribs in a single hand. This was too sad to see him using his dead arm as a weight.

I sorta miss the old goofy jack with terrible recipes; sure he always was a faux christian, racist and choke his son because weed kinda shitty dad... Mhhh

 

[Adamska]

I've seen the rib video, and some good moments that I think were missed from @Unenthused 's good takedown. Consider this a baby-back takedown, and a companion piece.

1. Gluttonous Jack actually explains his reasoning for buying spare ribs over baby-back; it's literally because it's more meat.
2. He autistically rambles on about St. Louis style, and how he gets huge fuck-off ribs that he just chops the cartilage off for it; it's really stroke addled and nonsensical.
3. It's amusing that for all his worshiping of food as his god, and ribs being his patron deity, Jack still don't get the point of how to barbecue: sauce go on to stop dry.
3b. Instead he just goes on about how the sauce is there to get infused into the meat near the end.
4. To supplement the prior takedown, Fat Jack actually sounds angry that Tammy doesn't see ribs as the ultimate force of good like he does.
4b. Seriously, what a whiny bitch; he's actually mad she doesn't like his holy meal and natters on about how he spent 20 years trying to convert her to seeing ribs as her god like he does.
5. To comment, you can get the same effect as a wood pellet by just using the appropriate fruit juice in your sauce and the wood shavings of the specific tree too. Jack's is just a lazy and cheaper method.
5b. Like to give you an idea, I can just apply apple juice to have the same effect as Jack's pellets that he refuses to look up to make sure he gives the info right.
6. Oops, Fat Jack let slip he only really likes his specific grill because it has easy clean up and he can cram it full of meat.
7. By the way, don't crowd like what this desperate fatty does; it fucks up the air flow.
8. Also he spends more run time whining that he doesn't have more shelves for more food to kill himself with; Bitchy Jack is a really big fat baby this episode.
9. Haha, Jack is rationalizing why he's totally not a slob who let his grill and drip pan get dirty as hell.
10. More grill sperging; he really gets into talking about temperature since he's still pissy we mock his obsession with eating raw meat like the cannibal ghost he is.
11. Going to just refuse to admit Tammy cut and prepared the shot of your equipment Jack? Okay, fuck you too you useless sack of blubber.
12. Throughout all of this by the way, he reminds me of Senile Joe Biden; pretty sure we can expect a death within the next two years due to his brain being mush and the synapses going dark.
13. As Fat Jack pretends he's a good human being by hiding all the food apps he has and putting the gym app as a cover, we get lovely 2006 inbuilt Radioshack phone mic quality.
14. As mentioned in the main takedown, yes, he is so lazy he has an app to tell him when things are up to temp, rather than just check like every half hour or some shit.
15. Nice reveal of how dry everything looks Jack; this is why you slather on thin doses of sauce or use water in the pan you moron.
16. And of course Hack Jack only cares about the ribs; he is so much of a glutton who loves food more than family he wants to see and fucking admire them.
16b. Seriously, it's one thing to have pride in what you made; it's another to worship it like a god.
17. Audibly struggles and loses breath by just cutting three ribs. He's fat and dying, but ribs should be pretty much fall apart from bone if done right so he fucked up.
18. He actually groans in pleasure just looking at the ribs; he is this much of a faggot.
19. Nice shot of how shiny his dead hand is as he tries to show the ribs; pretty clear fluid is leaking out of it.
20. Pork loins are dry. GG Fatboy.
21. Holy shit, he is going full Gollum and is losing his shit over them. Ribs are his fucking Precious.

A normal human being, and even most weirdos like you and me would not react like how Jack does with their food. It's clear the only thing he worships is food, and Ribs are his ultimate force of good and his Precious.

I would honest to god kill myself if I acted like this and people showed it to me.

 

[Aaway]

Well, she clearly hates his ass. She's only still with him cuz Jesus. I'd despise him, too. Imagine being the breadwinner and mother to someone who is supposed to be your partner in life. I'd be resentful AF. Having to pay for all of the manbaby's whims and pretend to like his "cooking" and listen to his delusional rants and finance his shitty sauce that even he won't use. I think she's actively promoting his gluttony so he'll die faster and she can go on being the best Christian ever and milk the grieving widow angle.

oh i'm sure tammy is counting down the days until jack kicks the bucket. then she won't have to go to a "women's retreat" a few times a year just to get laid

unfortunately for tammy, she might be even bigger than jack is these days so its safe to say she's got health problems coming her way pretty soon

 

[Canned Bread]

unfortunately for tammy, she might be even bigger than jack is these days so its safe to say she's got health problems coming her way pretty soon

You mean they haven't come already?

 

[captkrisma]

oh i'm sure tammy is counting down the days until jack kicks the bucket. then she won't have to go to a "women's retreat" a few times a year just to get laid

unfortunately for tammy, she might be even bigger than jack is these days so its safe to say she's got health problems coming her way pretty soon

Well if you were forced to go out to eat every other day, you'd get fat too.

Someone should suggest Jack do a tech time to show off his exercise apps and which one gets the most bang for your buck. I'm subscribed to BodyFit and have myFitnessPal installed.

 

[Aaway]

You mean they haven't come already?

at least not that we know of

i believe she's in her late 40s or 50 so its probably any day now. her diet isn't much better than jack's

 

[JimmyNugget]

I still can’t believe he destroyed both his feet walking a 5K.

When did he do a 5k walk?
Is Jack turning into a hangman, where we slowly add pieces to it, until every body part of his shuts down?

 

[Buck Mullet]

When did he do a 5k walk?

He didn't. Iirc he injured his feet just starting the walk. What's a 5k anyway, 3 miles? If you can't walk at a steady pace for only an hour you've practically got one foot in the grave already. And after two strokes I really am starting to believe Jack truly is possessed by the Wendigo.

 

[Captain Ahab]

When did he do a 5k walk?
Is Jack turning into a hangman, where we slowly add pieces to it, until every body part of his shuts down?

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/jack-scalfani-cooking-with-jack.13468/page-439#post-5597201

Fatass tore his Achilles tendons walking 3 miles. Correction: failing to walk 3 miles.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/jack-scalfani-cooking-with-jack.13468/page-475#post-5773318

 

[A Duck Selling Lemonade]

 

[Aunt Myrna]

I just love the image of the squad; galavanting around, no masks, jamming their arms as far as they can into the Blu-ray bin. What ever happened to masks being made mandatory in his part of TN?

 

[Neko GF]

Archive (480p):

 

[The Early 2000's]

Awww man I thought Tammy Jr. managed to get away


Edit:
How old is Jr. again? Why are they doing re-tah-ded Tik Tok shit in public? Also, as @Aunt Myrna said, they aren't wearing masks too, so this is a double whammy of stupid.

Jr. looks like a huge cunt with that get-up. God, I hate it from the tacky necklace to the dark purple dye in his fade.

What the fuck, who are these two? I guess it's double-date night, so we got another couple that I've never seen before; most likely from their church.

This new couple seems a lot more comfortable and fun than the Jr.'s. I like them better.

Lol at Tammy Jr. waltzing down the aisle next to a man wearing a mask; you can tell he's confused with this white people shit

I just came to the realization that Jack is most likely in one of those power scooters they have.

Seeing these buffoons fucking around mask-less amidst everyone else with protection gear has me wondering - does Jack's church condone wearing masks and such? Honestly, if the answer was yes, I wouldn't have a hard time believing it.

Jack is just standing there, filming and giggling like a little schoolgirl. Fag.

Hahahaha I just realized the kid in the yellow shirt looks, talks, and acts kinda like Boomhauer. Also, Jack called the movie Jaws shit because, "...it just looks fake!" The movie Lucy, however, is much better in Jack's eyes! Nice to see his lack of taste transcends to more than just food.


Why in the fuck would you film yourselves parading around the store with no courtesy for anyone else, yelling and taking up half the aisle without any gear on? Makes me pissed.

 

[Aaway]

I just love the image of the squad; galavanting around, no masks, jamming their arms as far as they can into the Blu-ray bin. What ever happened to masks being made mandatory in his part of TN?

that's what i was thinking too

either this was filmed prior to that or they went to a county where they're not required

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Jack thinks Jaws is a terrible movie.

Trying to shake that Boomer title, eh Jack.

 

[A Duck Selling Lemonade]

Jack is just standing there, filming and giggling like a little schoolgirl. Fag.

Jack is honestly more childish than Jack Jr. ever was.

 

[The Wizard]

I skimmed through the video at first, and was confused at their choice of going to Walmart as a "random date night" idea.

I then watched the part in which Jr. explains the purpose. If you're going to just watch some movies and eat junk food, you might as well get something you actually like and will eat.
Even further proof that TikTok is contributing to the devolution of the human race.

Jr. looks like a huge cunt with that get-up. God, I hate it from the tacky necklace to the dark purple dye in his fade.

I'm genuinely surprised that his collar isn't popped. Polo, gold necklace, and shitty arm tattoo, why not go the full mile?

Just like Tammy, that poor girl looks so uncomfortable in the first shots with Jr.'s arm around her.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

No wonder future Mrs. Jack jr. is getting fat, who's idea of an exciting date night is candy, chips, frozen pizza, pop, and watching a movie?