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The perfect complement to the twenty pounds of random stones and jewelry hanging around his neck is the dirty Sonichu medallion made from Crayola Model Magic Clay. Even when trying to pass as a woman or pretending to be a Goddess Chris will always make it obvious he is an Autistic manchild first and foremost.

Pickelhaube said:
I swear Chris's double chin is larger than the last time I saw it.
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The only thing Chris has ever put any effort into is increasing his BMI.
 
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RebelRein1488x said:
Chris shows off another “crystal” necklace photo.
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Christ, that chin has more craters than the moon.

In fact...
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RebelRein1488x said:
Chris shows off another “crystal” necklace photo.
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That stupid fucking necklace is embarrassing. And that quartz crystal in front of the Medallion of Fail makes it look like Sonichu has a weird, clear dick growing out of his face with an oversized cock ring threatening to slip off.

It's lucky for Chris that he has such a ridiculous, unwarranted high opinion of himself and remains blissfully ignorant of how he looks to people, because anyone else in his shoes who was capable of self-reflection and humiliation would probably end it all out of embarrassment.
 
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The Dude said:
That stupid fucking necklace is embarrassing. And that quartz crystal in front of the Medallion of Fail makes it look like Sonichu has a weird, clear dick growing out of his face with an oversized cock ring threatening to slip off.

It's lucky for Chris that he has such a ridiculous, unwarranted high opinion of himself and remains blissfully ignorant of how he looks to people, because anyone else in his shoes who was capable of self-reflection and humiliation would probably end it all out of embarrassment.
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So attraction sign 58.0. I wish Borb still had the vigor to slap him around and tell him he looks like a retard. Can you believe that if asked today how attractive Chris would rate himself he would say, "I look like an anime goddess with larger breasts than Dolly Parton. Uwu!
 
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AnnLurker said:
He's one step away from Pamperchu at this rate. He already used to drink his own semen, soon he will start to 'recycle' his poop on the off chance it has goddess eggs inside of it.
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Wasn’t that a toy or a candy at one point? Where you had to uncover dinosaur bone candies from “fossilized droppings” aka chocolate?

Also Pamperchu always reminded me of an AU Chris where he was influenced by Bob more than Barb; Pamps is a sound engineer and, despite being a degenerate, has a STEM degree and holds a salaried job, while also devoting a good amount of his diaperfag channel to vintage tech reviews. It’s kinda sad because Chris could’ve gone that route and not be as much of a failure in life than he is. At least he doesn’t microwave diapers (yet).
 
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Argh My Cigar said:
Wasn’t that a toy or a candy at one point? Where you had to uncover dinosaur bone candies from “fossilized droppings” aka chocolate?
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This is probably not what you're referring to but there was this thing called Dino Ooze in the 2000s where there was a toy dinosaur skeleton embedded in this clear silly putty like substance
 
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