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Anyone promising a smoking gun has already been out-done by Phil's extremely incriminating rant yesterday.
WWE Champions General - Despite his claims, DSP is still spending thousands of dollars on the WWE Champions mobile game
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I mean, I'd say just go ahead and keep dunking on Phil. If someone else shows up to pants him as well, sweet. If not, you can still posterize him
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What happened? Did he finally get gonorrhea from the latest whore he blew his money on?
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He admitted to reading the Farms and how we are all sick in the head or whatever but only looks at other cows. From there he started to REEEEE hard about how we made fun of the video where he made 'tism sauce-since this thread was the only place to bring it up recently, that's basically smoking-gun proof he reads everything in here.
So either he's trying to figure out how to cover his gacha habit based on our comments or he's just casually reading about "NotDSP" and can't even be bothered to help the poor fucker. I'll let you figure out which is more likely.
EDIT: Wording + link to the last known discussion of 'tism sauce.
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And more specifically, the sauce commentary occurred in the WWE champions thread, which Phil shouldn't need to be reading since he's not playing that game anyway, right?
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This thread and his hilarious sperg out alone should solidify that once again Phil's greatest detractor is....Phil.
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Another detail from the rant is he ONLY looks at his own subforum. He claimed there are no threads on KF about LTG or Wings, which proves to me that it really is his narcissism that keeps him obsessed with this subforum, and he can't really grasp the broader context of what this place is because of that laser focus.
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Reminder that Phil thinks Kiwifarms was literally created to shit specifically on him
We would be nowhere without him, but he browses these forums because we're the only place left on the internet that still treats him like...someone. I can only imagine how even more bitter and bored he'd be if this website got shut down.
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TBH, even if he weren't narcissistic as fuck, we could still see him acting that way on camera because it helps sell the idea of him being up against a cabal of very fixated trolls, rather than just another lolcow that's simply being laughed at because he's a lolcow. He likes being special, sure, but he doesn't need to. He would still have reason to speak the same way.
@twattycake If he were clever, Phil would claim to reach out to NotDSP, but he isn't, so he's obviously not even reading in order to get ahead of the memes. He's reading because we bother him. A lot.
Good. lol
@twattycake If he were clever, Phil would claim to reach out to NotDSP, but he isn't, so he's obviously not even reading in order to get ahead of the memes. He's reading because we bother him. A lot.
Good. lol
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Much appreciated, thanks mate.
Shocks me that he has time to read what we shitpost about when he's so busy 24/7 with his grown up life, but it is what it is.
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But Phil can't keep that up for long because he'll lose money. There always must be new drama, eventually.
To be fair, LTG and Wings threads are fairly hidden in the Internet Harvest section, and Wings' thread here is awful which I won't get into because I'll get negative ratings.
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Also because he just can't help himself, especially these days with his hobby getting ruined. He is seriously pissed about that, you can see it in his face and hear it in his voice. I've never before witnessed him spit venom at us with such seething contempt.
I anticipate a pretty big slip of the tongue in the future. Maybe not any time soon, but it's coming. We've gotten to him like never before, and now is the time to ramp it up.
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Screw the people who are gate keeping and shielding phil. We've finally after years found the one joy in his life and we have the opportunity to fuck with him inside and out. We need to keep on the offense, not sit back and wait for specific high and mighty users who get nothing when they attempt and keep us from it.
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Well I'm ready with my innocent-looking level 7 account to join whatever new faction discord he's in and I'll leak everything he says
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Someone needs to tell Phail (WITHOUT tipping) that the Farms started out as a Chris-Chan forum. He (Phail) is second fiddle to a delusional troon.
Yeah, that's right Phail, you are Chris-Chan's bitch. Suck it down.
Yeah, that's right Phail, you are Chris-Chan's bitch. Suck it down.
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He 100% confirmed that he reads this thread, so don't worry about that
I wonder if Phil feels special knowing that he has an entire board dedicated to talking about him as a lolcow.
He's not one of those minor lolcows that only have a thread here, no, sir. He is a special lolcow. That has to make him feel special.
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Good man.
With the loss of his big shot status in this shitty game, it's the only thing he has left to feel special with, which is perhaps the most hilarious part, because that's god damn SAD. I mean we're fucking Kiwi Farms, we ruined Champions, and now he has to come crawling to US for feelings of being more than just a regular jack off (Pun intended? You know it is. lol)
Don't worry, Phil. We'll do like your mommy did and pat you on the head and tell you that you stand out. Not for good reasons, of course, but whose fault is that? Ah yes, Tevin's. Nothin' you could do.
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If you're wondering where your sauce post went, I finally got around to moving them to the cooking thread.