Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Sometime in 2025

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Could he even do data entry or something. Or call centre work from home.

It's kinda disgusting he is putting all of his efforts into helping finding Tammy a job when he should be looking for his own work. I'm sure she is smart enough/ knows her industry well enough to search for a job on her own. What's Jack's input going to be?

He can't honestly look his wife and son in the eye and pretend that his channel is a job.

Jack if you're reading this, which I know you are, man the fuck up and take care of your wife. Get a job and start getting healthy. It's not fair on your family
 
I am insanely confused. There is only three ways a financial controller gets canned:
  • HR issue
  • Caught stealing
  • Company goes into receivership
I can't find any info on the last one. I wouldn't be surprised if she passed through a questionable vendor invoice for payment. Just a hunch.

(Fourth reasons: she is fucking fat)
oh she stole, this family is irredeemable.
 
I am insanely confused. There is only three ways a financial controller gets canned:
  • HR issue
  • Caught stealing
  • Company goes into receivership
I can't find any info on the last one. I wouldn't be surprised if she passed through a questionable vendor invoice for payment. Just a hunch.

(Fourth reasons: she is fucking fat)

Refusing to wear a mask to work and deliberately coughing on the security guards while screaming about Jesus and 5G towers destroying ‘Murica is also a common way to lose a job.
 
Oh nonono you are WAY off with the Dollar Store ribs review; he's already done a Dollar Tree $1 Steak review which he absolutely LOVED. If anything, Jack would be ecstatic with the influx of dollar store meats.


Get ready for a lot more of this type of content
Wolfepit is the only youtuber who I trust to review dollar store meat.
 
Oh nonono you are WAY off with the Dollar Store ribs review; he's already done a Dollar Tree $1 Steak review which he absolutely LOVED. If anything, Jack would be ecstatic with the influx of dollar store meats.


Get ready for a lot more of this type of content

I dread to think what is in a $1 Dollar Tree steak. Pretty sure it’s not cow.

Refusing to wear a mask to work and deliberately coughing on the security guards while screaming about Jesus and 5G towers destroying ‘Murica is also a common way to lose a job.

Would you have to wear a mask to an office job?

It could just be the company is cutting staff in the wake of the ‘rona given business is down everywhere.
 
These are the type of people who are vocally and vehemently against government safety nets for individuals, until they want it for themselves. I wonder if they are going to start leaning on their church for assistance too. I wish we had a window into how much those people are going to start hating the scalfanis in the coming months.

I think its weird she has 15 years of experience when they are in their mid 50s. I wonder what she was doing before.

Also lol at jack's Help Wanted announcement. You're not posting a job announcement you moron. Imagine being out of work scrolling around and clicking on everything looking like a job advertisement only to find out most of it is scammy garbage or low level assholery like this.
 
I don't think it's a stretch to assume a company ditched their controller during the pandemic. Sales are down, payroll is down, the CEO/Owner or whatever has loads of time to dick around with spreadsheets and by firing the controller they save a boatload of money.
 
Do the strokes qualify for tugboat?
He's definitely not disabled enough. Without PL too much I'm familiar with this kind of stroke and I've known someone with more profound deficiencies that didn't qualify. That person couldn't walk unassisted so no, Jack needs to get his ass to work. There are plenty of people who lose limbs and still work. He's just a lazy fuck. Not to say that he won't try to sponge off of the system, but he'd surely be denied.
 
For Jack to get a job it would require, no skills, no walking, only one arm, no Covid testing, and zero other people applying. I can't imagine any job he could do.
Agreed! Jack has passed the point of no return at this time. Nobody will ever hire him even if he actually tried. I sure as hell would not.
If he were european he would be on some kind of government health retirement.
 
Any idea how much money he makes off of his channel? I know there an app to estimate it, but I haven't bothered to use it.
i'm not sure how accurate socialblade is. but they say he makes anywhere from $221 to 3.5k monthly from CWJ
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$21 to $338 monthly for JOTG. its safe to say he's not making anything from JOTG
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i'm not sure how accurate socialblade is. but they say he makes anywhere from $221 to 3.5k monthly from CWJ
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$21 to $338 monthly for JOTG. its safe to say he's not making anything from JOTG
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YouTube's CPM is abysmal, in the pennies. It's why you see everybody shilling for Raid, T-Spring, or some other dumb shit. Add in that most of Jack's views are from hate watchers who know how to use an ad blocker.

I'd be surprised if an entire month of YouTube revenue paid for one of Jack's fast food trips.
 
I have a feeling that with them now both being home all day together, Tammy is going to understand how people were confused how Jack doesnt seriously test her patience. She's gonna snap by the end of the month. I can only imagine the retarded antics Jack gets up to during the day.

"Jack can you help me clean the kitchen?"
"Oh I got it babe, I can do it all, its okay, I got it!" Overcompensating to look like he doesnt just fuck around all day and snack, he tries to sweep but with only one good arm, he ends up flailing around and making a bigger mess and is knocking shit over, "You just look for a new job, okay? I got this here, I can do it. Just get a new job!"
 
I have a feeling that with them now both being home all day together, Tammy is going to understand how people were confused how Jack doesnt seriously test her patience. She's gonna snap by the end of the month. I can only imagine the retarded antics Jack gets up to during the day.

"Jack can you help me clean the kitchen?"
"Oh I got it babe, I can do it all, its okay, I got it!" Overcompensating to look like he doesnt just fuck around all day and snack, he tries to sweep but with only one good arm, he ends up flailing around and making a bigger mess and is knocking shit over, "You just look for a new job, okay? I got this here, I can do it. Just get a new job!"
well she was already stuck home with him for a few months when the pandemic started so i'm sure she's thrilled to be back in that situation
 
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