I think you've got it dead on here, this whole fucking post was one big typo. "I am, for I am, sorcerer who has been outside the sky" I mean seriously, what the fuck is he trying to say? grammatically it's complete shit. I think he's trying to reference the book of Exodus for the first bit, and the last bit is an unattached sentence. Typical liquored up 'tardrant.
Jacob can lie to himself all day, but his selfies are the greatest way to get a fast-ban on fitness forums.
Jacob, your photos are hilariously gross and that's pretty much the general consensus. I have never seen anyone's pictures get mocked with so much vigor or treated with hostility because their appearance. I didn't even get that unsolicited hate over Chris's most disgusting troon-outs. That's why they get used, you are a walking cartoon and people get motivated to mog you by your appearance alone. People literally see you and they want to mock you like it is an innate part of our genetic make-up, its crazy.
You should be thanking me, if it wasn't for my edits, your face would have the awful fate of only being associated with your sloppy, pre-diabetic body. You're not on my level and you never will be, nothing short of divine intervention could unfuck you enough to even try. Thank me on twitter for explaining things.
So NOW, a year + after I offered him some 30x extract and he wussed out, he's pussyfooting around with trying to cheek some raw salvia leaves and hoping something will happen.
WHAT a fucking poseur. And he considers himself some kind of badass sorcerer, and won't even think about getting down where the actual danger and growth potential both lay. If you really want Lady Salvia's wisdom, there's one way to do it and cheeking leaves is NOT that way.
I know you're reading this, Sockass! PM me, I've still got that pouch of 30x extract, I'll mail it to you as long as you provide a torch lighter and you film it live. Fulfil those conditions, and I will give you the TRUE reagent you need to send your soul out of your body and learn what's REALLY out there.
So NOW, a year + after I offered him some 30x extract and he wussed out, he's pussyfooting around with trying to cheek some raw salvia leaves and hoping something will happen.
WHAT a fucking poseur. And he considers himself some kind of badass sorcerer, and won't even think about getting down where the actual danger and growth potential both lay. If you really want Lady Salvia's wisdom, there's one way to do it and cheeking leaves is NOT that way.
I know you're reading this, Sockass! PM me, I've still got that pouch of 30x extract, I'll mail it to you as long as you provide a torch lighter and you film it live. Fulfil those conditions, and I will give you the TRUE reagent you need to send your soul out of your body and learn what's REALLY out there.
He's a welfare queen who doesn't even know how drugs work. I have never bought shit spiked with LSD. It doesn't happen. LSD that is some research compound? Yea.
I don't even know how I fit into this.
Jacob, we're going to fix a lot of your problems by a very simple process:
1. Go print off this picture
2. Make it sticky
3. Slap in across your forehead so people know at the start exactly who they are talking to
I know I'd take you more seriously if you did that instead of just walking around like the goofy fat fuck you usually do.
Like look at this shit:
And now seeing this picture below, it is stupefying how much more seriously I would take you:
Case closed Facob, you want Chris to take you seriously again? Start doing things that are more respectable. Like my approach.
I think we should give it another shot, since seeing the truth once wasn't enough for you:
Now, again, it is just incredible what happens when the method is applied
Man, I'm right again? Huh? Spooooky. You don't look good in any of it until you put on the mask. Think of yourself like batman now Facob. Instead of protecting Gotham from harm, you're saving the faggots of San Fran from having to openly mock you because we've established you radiate at a frequency that evokes an irrational need to mock you on an atomic level. Given they can irrational do it from a picture, maybe at a quantum level. You have established some singularity we can call the SocksAss Singularity.
I need 10 minutes with these pics and a DARPA chief and I'm bankrolled for the next 3 years w/ auto re-up, easy. The irrational distance themselves from you and openly mock you could be the secret to interstellar travel
Jacob you fucking sped, I am not Sick Nast Bastard, and I am not going to offer you anything other then what I did last year. It's absolutely NOT laced with LSD or any other chemical except the pure salvornin-a that comes with the natural leaves, concentrated to 30x raw leaf power. Believe me, you do NOT need anything stronger then that added to it. And it comes from the Urban Shaman, probably the most respected headshop in all of Vancouver. It's as pure as the driven snow.
Also you have to hit it with a high-powered torch-lighter or else you'll only get very basic and frustrating geometry and body-stone effects. I promise you 3 big rips of this when properly vaporized by a high-temp torch will be all you ever need. You wanna visit Kidasuna and meet Jakoba face to face? This is what will send you there for an approximately 5 min session. All I ask is that you film it. Is that so much?
Jacob you fucking sped, I am not Sick Nast Bastard, and I am not going to offer you anything other then what I did last year. It's absolutely NOT laced with LSD or any other chemical except the pure salvornin-a that comes with the natural leaves, concentrated to 30x raw leaf power. Believe me, you do NOT need anything stronger then that added to it. And it comes from the Urban Shaman, probably the most respected headshop in all of Vancouver. It's as pure as the driven snow.
Also you have to hit it with a high-powered torch-lighter or else you'll only get very basic and frustrating geometry and body-stone effects. I promise you 3 big rips of this when properly vaporized by a high-temp torch will be all you ever need. You wanna visit Kidasuna and meet Jakoba face to face? This is what will send you there for an approximately 5 min session. All I ask is that you film it. Is that so much?
After I established dominance and established the ground rules, CWC stopped crying that only the fake jacob wanted them. I made sure to set her straight, moneygrip. Straight to the bible and into the gym for stone cold confidence. CWC want none of that. Homeboy wanted a homeless dude to bust them cheeks. Sick. I made sure she was trackin that you as much as tiptoe on the grass, she gonna lock up and call the cops.
I brought the Mossberg 930 and let her know what 12-gauge steel feel like. She reracks like a pro, moneygrip. That's buckshot she don't have to aim well. It'd blow away any dude back to Kidasuna to spend eternity ghetto-gaggin rokat cock and gettin arabian sand goggles.
Harrrd cope, homeboy. Funny you say she doesn't talk to me, probably because you can only reach her on twitter. I'm fast dial #3 on the CWC smartphone. You're some fat guy crying about how he can't smash. Go feed that senile geriatric patient who'll take viagra by bottle, he'll peg your nasty ass 4real.
You sure are the "Sockness Monster", in what reality do you live that you think it was cool to trick someone into getting raped? If I saw you outside with a change cup, I'd flip you the bird and start urinating all over you. So go be the Sockness Monster, start doing it on the highway like all low-output people do. The only thing you're protecting is the strikeout streak on gettin' ass that's under 73. I don't have to defeat you because you lie to yourself, we both know what you look like. Again, should be thanking, I bet you use these pics instead of your own, demand shoots up 4000%. You wouldn't even need the DumbAss Shield.
I hope you can stand by her as you get hauled off for wasting police time after they baton you for making stupid faces. You should report yourself for planning a rape, that'd be the noble thing to do. I don't even need to report you, if I send any agency a threat report with your face, they'd laugh their tits off and scold me for using the serious biz line for prank calls.
Go listen to your twin sister Ursula in the middle mermaid: "The only way to get what you want is to become a human yourself".
Crank that to 11, Fackoba.
You know why you're mad? Because you know I was able to get where you only dream of. No spells, no conjuring or silly magic required. All I have are consistent work and a massive cock.
This whole thing is getting sad and pathetic. It's turning into LARPing with lolcows, and I regret jumping back in,
I was just hoping to fulfil a long-held wish of watching Jacob hit a 'breakthrough' with salvia which is often extremely unpleasant even for strong-willed people because you WILL experience ego-death and that's a hard thing to go through. For Jacob it would shatter his fucking reality for a good 5 minutes and seeing him go through it on camera would have been fucking amazing. It would probably scare him streight.
But it's not gonna happen, he's too much of a chickenshit boaster and poseur and I have no interest in him otherwise. I'm out.
