Official Physical Health Speculation & Cancer Discussion - hulthy just big

[krazy orange cat]

This time there is a video of her crying hysterically actually admitting that it is her fault and she knows she caused this as opposed to blaming it on everyone else or saying "skinny people get xyz too!", which is why I don't think she would quit as fast as her diets. Big L is used to diets and milking them, and *faking* conditions to garner sympathy. I don't think she ever expected to get stage II cancer at 29 and this is the only real health crisis that ever gotten through her thick narc skull, even if it is only for a quick second.

She cries and says it's her fault in this video from 2018 too. If you think anything is going to get through her thick skull, you're quite the optomist. This is a girl who let a wisdom tooth abscess and rot for over ten years because she didn't want to go to the dentist.

 

[FrozenJade]

She cries and says it's her fault in this video from 2018 too. If you think anything is going to get through her thick skull, you're quite the optomist. This is a girl who let a wisdom tooth abscess and rot for over ten years because she didn't want to go to the dentist.

Ah...but she did have the procedure get it removed when she absolutely cannot avoid it anymore and because it is causing her at a new level of discomfort. Just like how she refuses to go to the gynecologist until, well, now when she cannot avoid it anymore. Birthing chucks is nothing. Wait until it spreads. It really is waiting for cancer to kill you or die from the complications from the surgery. Either way, I am ready for this earth to be cleansed of the poison that is ALR.

Also shit. I cannot believe I just thought 2018 ALR is small compared to how she is now....wow.....

Isn't her surgery supposedly the next day or so? I guess we will have to wait and see.

 

[Pluckered]

Sounds like surgery may be Wednesday.

As seen on another forum:

 

[DefCon Dumb]

I had guessed Monday or Tuesday because the video she filmed last Wednesday said: "less than a week". Okay, if she filmed Wednesday afternoon & is booked for this coming Wednesday morning, that's technically less than a week.

 

[Surprised Pikachu]

Can’t decide if she’ll go through with it or not. If it was just her and Becky it’ll be cancelled already but Mom is the unknown variable here - will Al be Al or will she be Big (as in grown up) Al because ‘make mom proud’. Ain’t no way any normal Mother would let you skip out on cancer treatment because of ‘muh anxietee’ but then this is MommaMeth and it’s a whole unknown subculture of weird down there.

Can’t believe such a boring storyline has taken such a wild turn, when should we all die in this glorious 2020 as it can’t get better than this?

 

[FrozenJade]

Sounds like surgery may be Wednesday.

As seen on another forum:
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Ohh exciting week in Amberland. Bets on whether she even makes it off the operating table?

Hats off to all the healthcare professionals and acting veterinarians dealing with that mess of a whale. I doubt she would make pass the anesthetics stage if she stopped breathing 4x during a D&C.

So we're having a kiwifarms party in July 15, is what I'm reading, right?
Our gorl needs to be discharged with a bang. I'll bring the orange chicken.

Diet soda only guys advice taken from Doctorlynn

She'll be "so stressed out from moveeeen" or she'll make up some biullshit excuse about the *doctor* having to reschedule, because he's going to Bora Bora or something, because nothing is ever her fault.

Hmmm valid points. Yeah, the easiest way to go is to say the doc bailed. Honestly, even if every doctor in KY bailed on her, I would still have full respect for them. They weren't trained to deal with this type of beast.

It's a complete shitshow, people want to watch

It is as pathethic as it is depressing. Everyone likes a good shitshow. But man, she has been committing suicide with it but still thinks she owned all of us dispectful pieces of shit.

She stage cries a lot, about all sorts of things. But at the end of the day, she's still the same terrible person.

Oh god. Honestly some of her funniest moments are the ones where she tries to hard to squeeze tears out and wipes at nothing with those sausage fingers. Oh I am under no delusion that she changed for the better, she is still her narc smug dookie smelling self.

This particular cancer is very slow growing. If she even has cancer.

Hmm. I read that if it spread to the cervix, or god forbid the ovaries and your lymph nodes in the same area, you are pretty much finished. She's been pretty fucked for ages and she did lose some weight even though she made no lifestyle changes whatsoever (that specific cancer has been known to cause weightloss), so I am gonna go with inconclusive regarding her cancer diagnosis given her history of lying and the fuzzy details.

 

[Flyin Bryan PillHead]

I've been out of the loop for a few weeks... Is it confirmed/proven that she actually has cancer now? I see a video called "amberlynn shows proof of cancer and goes off on haters" on one of the "subtitle cliff note" type channels, but after the "Urologist Voicemail Fiasco" at the end of Vlogmas, I have no intention of sitting through 10min of ALR narcing out just to see a blurry, 10sec clip of some paperwork with all the names blurred out


I'm firmly in the "too stupid to fake cancer" camp, but that type of stupid has a fairly large overlap with "stupid enough to try," and the urologist showed us she's not above trying to falsify medical records/info for a chance to be "right"

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

Even after being diagnosed with cancer, Amber still manages to be incredibly boring and not worth watching.

Prepare yourself for Amber to be incredibly vague and bringing shit up but then saying that she doesn't want to talk about it.

I think Amber is only filming for money from here on out. She doesn't care about the attention and "asspats" anymore now that her loser mom is back in the picture and can give Amber that high that she needs.

Of course this honeymoon period will wear off eventually and they'll probably get into a big fight over money or some betrayal. Amber is a terrible person and so is Kristine, one will stab the other in the back eventually.

Amber is probably diagnosed with type I endometrial cancer. It's more common in young fat women and estrogen dependent. It's rather slow growing. My mother was actually diagnosed with type 2 endometrial cancer this past Thursday, it's much more agressive but she wasn't bleeding nearly as much as the Hamburgler. If bleeding is any indication, something is terribly wrong with Amber, and she's had to have been bleeding for a long time.

She's already confirmed that she has type 2 endometrial cancer. She's also said that she's been bleeding everyday for two years. But she has contradicted herself at least once in older videos that she wouldn't bleed for a month or more and then bleed a little bit everyday or have just a regular period.
Amber is a lying liar who lies.

 

[Nocellara]

She has shown absolutely zero evidence she actually has cancer. She is a pathological liar so without proof, she does not have cancer.

I think it's a cover story for her going in for weight loss surgery, she would 100% lie about having cancer. The only thing that might stop this would be Becky's mother actually having cancer but Becky is such a simp that she would go along with it.

Makes sense that would be enough for the fags to finally leave.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Replying to a post from the General Discussion thread here. Seemed to fit better, so I'm trying to spare the mods the effort of moving it.

She has shown absolutely zero evidence she actually has cancer. She is a pathological liar so without proof, she does not have cancer.

I think it's a cover story for her going in for weight loss surgery, she would 100% lie about having cancer. The only thing that might stop this would be Becky's mother actually having cancer but Becky is such a simp that she would go along with it.

Makes sense that would be enough for the fags to finally leave.

Yeah, I remain skeptical. The real tell for me was her whole, "People who accuse people of faking cancer are WORSE than people who fake cancer". That's a very cluster B sort of method of trying to cover a lie -- accuse the accusers of being worse than the liar because they're suspicious and cruel, whereas the liar is just a liar. Even good people lie sometimes, right? But bad people are the "sociopaths" who don't believe the lie. They don't deserve sympathy, unlike the good person who just told a fib. It's the same thing that happened with the Rain and Petals Eavesdrop. People were heartless monsters for not believing an assault victim. Her? She just used the wrong word.

And let's face it: She would lie about cancer, get WLS, and then smug up the internet with how it was a "wakeup call" and she lost weight after the "cancer surgery" all on her own because she's amayzeen like that. She does look sick, but that could just be her deflating due to some crash dieting before WLS. I'm also skeptical of how quickly she's been scheduled for surgery; as others have pointed out, this is typically a slow-growing cancer, so there shouldn't be a rush to get that uterus out (I'm not sure if her insurance status would factor into this as well). It seems to me that either the cancer is well underway and she's fucked, or that weightloss doctor she saw last year was actually revisited a few weeks before she started losing weight and has approved her for surgery.

I mean, why not bolth? They found precancerous cells/early stage uterine cancer (surgery for which, if it's even necessary, can wait until she's de-hippofied a bit) AND she's decided to go for WLS. She'll just milk the former and conveniently omit the latter. In her mind, that's practically telling the truth. I mean, the cancer doctor probably told her she needed to lose weight before the cancer surgery, right?

I actually kinda hope this is the case, because we know she won't be a WLS success story, first off, and she's too stupid and whiny not to complain of unpleasant effects that are unique to WLS. Then she'll have to come up with some reason to keep going back for cancer treatments for the uterus she can't admit she has. I'm not even convinced she won't insist that you don't need a uterus to get an IUD and she has a very very VERY best friend who's a nurse who said so. It's exactly the sort of short-sighted, idiotic trap she'd lay for herself.

That, or she does have a fairly serious case of cancer that's causing weightloss and requires surgery at the earliest possible chance. I don't really care which, tbh. I just know she a lah.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

I mean, why not bolth? They found precancerous cells/early stage uterine cancer (surgery for which, if it's even necessary, can wait until she's de-hippofied a bit) AND she's decided to go for WLS. She'll just milk the former and conveniently omit the latter. In her mind, that's practically telling the truth. I mean, the cancer doctor probably told her she needed to lose weight before the cancer surgery, right?

Would you be able to get serious surgeries like that back to back?? It seems like there would be some regulation against that, since WLS is relatively elective compared to hysterectomy for cancer.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Would you be able to get serious surgeries like that back to back?? It seems like there would be some regulation against that, since WLS is relatively elective compared to hysterectomy for cancer.

Well, what do you mean by "back to back"? If she has WLS now, in, say, 6 months, she might be thin enough (or less fat enough) that they'd be more comfortable doing a hysterectomy. She has a lot of weight to lose, and with a slow-growing cancer that's being monitored, you could probably afford to wait that long for the hysterectomy. Depends on a lot of factors, of course. But I wouldn't think they'd do it the next day or anything. That would defeat the purpose of getting WLS in order to lose weight for the hysterectomy.

ETA: WLS patients often have to go back for surgery to remove loose skin. That's fairly major surgery, itself, and a often necessary one. It's not out of the question to have multiple surgeries in a row -- the timeline mostly depends on what the patient can reasonably handle vs. how urgently they need to be cut open.

 

[Nocellara]

Awesome post.

Yes this was pretty much my exact line of thinking except that I don't think there is any cancer at all, she is an idiot and went with cancer as a cover for whatever reason. Probably jealous of the attention that Norma is getting.

I wish I knew more about weight loss surgery and a hysterectomy to compare the two different procedures.

It will be interesting to follow how long she keeps up the lie. Hopefully Eric will make a video that her lying about cancer was the last straw and they had to leave after that.

 

[Moonpie]

She has shown absolutely zero evidence she actually has cancer. She is a pathological liar so without proof, she does not have cancer.

I think it's a cover story for her going in for weight loss surgery, she would 100% lie about having cancer. The only thing that might stop this would be Becky's mother actually having cancer but Becky is such a simp that she would go along with it.

Makes sense that would be enough for the fags to finally leave.

I think she's lying about the cancer. I think she probably has precancerous cells and endometriosis- which would be grounds for a hysterectomy.
She isn't having weigh loss surgery. She hardly mentions it and when she does she doesn't sound like she ever wants it.
She's too lazy and basically doesn't care.
As long as she's got food constantly she's in heaven.
Bottom line- she doesn't want to change.

 

[FrozenJade]

she does not have cancer.

I am still on the fence. She is a terrible liar, we know this. This form of cancer is common for women in similar situation and she is looking sickly. Given her cunty behavior and the fuzzy details I did think she was lying but the only evidence to me that suggested otherwise is her mysterious weightloss in the past few months when our gorl has been a bigger food vacuum more than ever.

In order to get weightloss surgery, you have to be a certain weight limit. Look at the whales on TLC screeching over 1200 calories limit placed on them by Dr. Now. I know Big L has talked about getting the surgery in the past, but are you actually optimistic or dare I say naive enough to think she would restrict her diet in any way for longer than 12 hours so she could lose weight for a surgery that she does not qualify for?

I do wish that she does lie about the Big C and you are right she is enough of a cunt to do this. Ohhh boy imagine the internet's collective reaction towards her when she gets caught in that lie. It would be far more entertaining than watching her dying on the operating table or during complications from the recovery process.

she probably has precancerous cells and endometriosis- which would be grounds for a hysterectomy.

Yes^ This. Bitch did slip up and say "cancer scare" in a few videos. The birth chunks and D&C + actual hysteria as opposed to fake crying + mysterious weightloss when she has made no changes but for the worse would be explained by this rather than her doing anything productive to save her life.

Another farmer said this: She is in a catch-22 situation. If she loses the weight, the views are gone. People love watching trainwrecks so she spends all her energy being a trainwreck and this behavior has been rewarded with YouTube bucks throughout the years. So yes. She does not actually want to change, hence being in her current situation.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Would you be able to get serious surgeries like that back to back?? It seems like there would be some regulation against that, since WLS is relatively elective compared to hysterectomy for cancer.

It is very unlikely that she would get WLS before the hysterectomy, unless there is no cancer. If there is cancer, they would not do it for the risk of spreading cancer cells. If there is no cancer, she may be required to lose another 50-100 pounds before the surgery, and have an assessment through imaging. I do not think that there are regulations but certainly there are clinical practice guidelines about such a thing. Cancer surgery on a high risk patient is one thing but bariatric surgery on a high risk patient is reckless. As an example, in the UK, they do not do bariatric surgery on patient with sleep apnea.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

That's exactly the book I was thinking of, too. Odds she's read TFIOS? Slim to none, I'd think.

Doubt it. Not a comic book, no lesbians.

 

[ADHD]

She has shown absolutely zero evidence she actually has cancer. She is a pathological liar so without proof, she does not have cancer.

I think it's a cover story for her going in for weight loss surgery, she would 100% lie about having cancer.

Weight loss surgery is a pointless risk for someone like Amber. Also, if she really does have cancer, it exists whether she shows proof of it to the internet or not.

I think she's lying about the cancer. I think she probably has precancerous cells and endometriosis- which would be grounds for a hysterectomy.

It's funnier if she needs a hysterectomy because she ate her way to having actual cancer, though.

 

[SpumbleSplabloo]

I don't think it even matters if she has cancer or not. Her not getting surgery would be the most anticlimactic and disappointing outcome of this arc, and therefore that's what's most likely to happen, cancer or not.

 

[Morbo]

She's a lying liar who habitually lies so who can blame people for not believing she has cancer?
This is very much a boy who cried wolf situation.