Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

MirnaMinkoff said:
You mean a “Lazy boss” who got bullied out of his own poorly run company because his unpaid volunteer staff let a bunch of raving loons dictate company policy and practices.
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I don't know why you assume that this has anything to do with Lowtax being lazy.
Goons couldn't give less of a fuck about Lowtax being lazy, perhaps you should lurk moar if you think so.
 
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I’ll believe it when I see it. I’m still skeptical that it will happen because Lowtax usually falters on his end when it comes to doing anything that isn’t passing out on opiates, eating mail order cookies, or anything beyond the absolute bare minimum. The second there’s any effort on Lowtax’s part is when there will be a delay of some kind during the transaction.
 
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Ilmseil said:
^^^ahaahahaha last stream he did there were literally 8 people in the chat, one of who melted down when I called him a fag for randomly inserting how he was actually "she" and I was triggering him by calling him "dude". He kept screaming "GET OUT BIGOT" until he realized he didn't have any mods or ban powers then immediately claimed he had "better things to do" and left. I'm sure the audience for his future videogaming stream is gonna be huge, because the entire internet hasn't marked him as Lowtax, Noted Wifebeater by now.


Let's speculate on Rich's next venture! He stated how the capital he's earning by selling SA to noted Buttcoin Baron Jefferson, hailing from the land of YOSPOS is gonna earn him "enough to start doing something else."

I speculate we will never hear anything from him again outside of sporadic facebook posts of how he now has to work as a Wendy's cashier/Wal-Mart greeter/gay prostitute and how unfair it is and how Moot and Notch and Jeffrey of YOSPOS owe him millions for all his hard work.
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It'd amuse me to no end if he either 1)fell into a relationship with a troon or 2)turned into a troon himself. Only two ways outside of a messy suicide or a newsworthy arrest to get any real attention.

Sorry in advance for making everyone visualize Lowtax in a dress.
 
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Lowtax’s voice reminds me when kids make a goofy face and their parents say “Keep making that face and it’ll stay that way.” Lowtax has been so wacky and zany for so long that his voice now permanently sounds like a cross between Jordan Peterson and the squeaky voice teen from The Simpsons.
 
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Gosh lowtax, you sure are proving how dumb and crazy your ex girlfriend is. If only you could’ve known sooner. But it was impossible, because she presented herself as being so sane and smart.

For all his complaining about people caring about his personal life, maybe if he bothered to check the history of anyone he got involved with he wouldn’t be in this situation. Let’s assume anything he has ever said about his relationships had a grain of truth. Intergirl was early on, but iirc he moved her in after meeting her once.
He knocked up Megan right away and seemed surprised that she was a fundie, which seemed to be a major factor in his divorce. He let radium fuck around for years without any sort of oversight or code review. Shmorkey...
He married Ashli after meeting her once. His mods, well, see Shmorkey.

Additionally, anyone slightly rational lowtax has known distanced themselves from him, even physically. Elpintogrande is a shitbrain but doesnt seem to have gone off the rails. Fragmaster, choochoosomething, and whoever he did gaming garbage with. Radium was likely a shit coder but that happens when you have no guidance working on a big project by yourself.

Note that all of this comes from his own whining. I don’t recall any of the above people putting this shit on the forums or social media. They just faded away, but not without lowtax publicly shit-talking many of them. Another thing is that many of them seem much more successful post-lowtax, even his so-called crazy exes.

So yes lowtax, it is important to know whether someone is a garbage person before getting involved with them. Everyone should know your history of being a shitbag before jumping into your vortex of crazy and failure.
 
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Baggywrinkle said:
He knocked up Megan right away and seemed surprised that she was a fundie
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Was she really though? The qualifications for that title in the goon mind can be as low as "respectfully waiting to eat, hands in lap while actual religious people at the table pray"*

(vs what one should do of course which is jump up on the table screaming about the kyriarchy and tossing dawkins books at people's foreheads, think like the old Arizona-U protestor vid)
 
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That's not really true at all, except maybe in a few specific subforums that I don't frequent. For whatever reason, religion is a huge blind spot for goons, and you are much more likely to be accused of being a neckbeard MRA Reddit atheist incel etc. if you strongly criticize religion. Especially if you bring up Dawkins, whom most of them seem to hate for his unfavorable comments about Islam.
 
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Tithe Taker said:
That's not really true at all, except maybe in a few specific subforums that I don't frequent. For whatever reason, religion is a huge blind spot for goons, and you are much more likely to be accused of being a neckbeard MRA Reddit atheist incel etc. if you strongly criticize religion. Especially if you bring up Dawkins, whom most of them seem to hate for his unfavorable comments about Islam.
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You know that odd thing about goons where they won't leave SA because they're stuck in 2002 and think the rest of the internet is perpetually nothing but the kind of retards you'd see on Yahoo and GameFAQs' message boards? Smug fedora atheism was the most insufferable thing about the kind of people that frequented those places, and that's a thing that drove them to join SA in the first place. Not that goons aren't overwhelmingly atheist themselves, but everyone from all over can agree that smug fedora atheists are forever insufferable.

Ironically, said fedoras have been supplanted by troons, which are a billion times more insufferable.
 
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*in extremely shaky, warbling gayboy shrill voice*
YOU just see everythin in BLACK AND WHITE, like the BIBLE!


E: like what the fuck does that even mean lmao, what the fuck in the bible is "black and white" besides like the ten commandments? I get "don't steal other people's shit and also don't kill people" is pretty cut and dry but otherwise people have been studying that shit for millennia trying to pin down exactly what God's message was...
 
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Pissmaster said:
You know that odd thing about goons where they won't leave SA because they're stuck in 2002 and think the rest of the internet is perpetually nothing but the kind of retards you'd see on Yahoo and GameFAQs' message boards? Smug fedora atheism was the most insufferable thing about the kind of people that frequented those places, and that's a thing that drove them to join SA in the first place. Not that goons aren't overwhelmingly atheist themselves, but everyone from all over can agree that smug fedora atheists are forever insufferable.

Ironically, said fedoras have been supplanted by troons, which are a billion times more insufferable.
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they are the same people I think. They just took off their feodras and put on wigs. Most of them still have the neckbeards, but now also tits
 
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Baggywrinkle said:
Gosh lowtax, you sure are proving how dumb and crazy your ex girlfriend is. If only you could’ve known sooner. But it was impossible, because she presented herself as being so sane and smart.
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Remember how we trolled him by telling him she was obviously really super sane and the relationship was going to go great?

Oh wait we didn't we literally screamed at him that she was obviously utterly insane and it would end horribly.
 
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mc1footpinus said:
Was she really though? The qualifications for that title in the goon mind can be as low as "respectfully waiting to eat, hands in lap while actual religious people at the table pray"*

(vs what one should do of course which is jump up on the table screaming about the kyriarchy and tossing dawkins books at people's foreheads, think like the old Arizona-U protestor vid)
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Megan didn't go full fundie except in the mind of Fuck-you-dad athetist Lowtax. And to what degree she did, Lowtax only has himself to blame.

tl;dr from the stories that have come out, Lowtax was doing retarded SA shit with Garbage Day and pre-troon shmorky, and general video gaming haning out, leaving Megan to be pregnant and neglected in the middle of BFE. Her family was one of the Asian christian types that got immigration priortity in the 60s to 80s, so she started going to church and used that as her social network.

Lowtax got angry at bible people invading his house so bought the SA offices to get away from it, isolating Megan further and giving her no social outlets that we're church, until her beat her and they got a divorce.
 
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