Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

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You might chop your dick off in a first world country
You might get massive tits from a Mexican butcher
You might even get a massive ass from a Brazilian fisherman
But that butterface and reseeding hairline.. is eternal

I wouldn't exactly call Kevvie a butterface, since it implies that the rest of him is actually fuckable. He's a butter-everything. Only the most pathetic of orbiters like mode_view would fuck Kev, although considering the shape his amhole is in, he's made himself literally unfuckable in every way.
 
Kev's dilating fetish had me wondering what a fauxgina must feel like to the owner, they doth protest too much. Even if the prostate is left intact, it's still a literal flesh tunnel with no real nerves or elasticity, right? If it felt good at all, Kev wouldn't have stopped dilating for anything. The inside of our mouths must be infinitely more erogenous than their destroyed taints.

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Kev's dilating fetish had me wondering what a fauxgina must feel like to the owner, they doth protest too much. Even if the prostate is left intact, it's still a literal flesh tunnel with no real nerves or elasticity, right? If it felt good at all, Kev wouldn't have stopped dilating for anything. The inside of our mouths must be infinitely more erogenous than their destroyed taints.

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Agreed, it's also why they come up with common copes like

"My orgasms are more like the ones women have now! Because now its much more slow boiling and more mental rather than physical!"

It's obvious to anyone with more than 2 braincells that it's just coping. They don't experience orgasms "like a woman", they're not experiencing them at all. But they desperately look for an excuse to make it seem like things still work.
Irony is, it just shows how little they understand women and their bodies.

or another cope I've seen;

"Just like women, I don't enjoy PIV, I prefer the mental side of things, like cuddling!"

It's sad, really. People in those circles genuinly fall for it and think that those copes are reality, but any normal person reading that stuff will just realise it's all just coping for losing the ability to orgasm or really feel pleasure.
 
Velma's gay and canon doesn't matter! It's up to the fans to decide what is the true canon.
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Does he watch RLM or is he just sullying a sacred picture?
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Sounds like Kevin has a poor diet.
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Goin' through the 41% with my GDQ woes... :c
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Made fun of for small boobs. Not sure if light hearted teasing, or just more fuel for those H cups.
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Wanna go to the GAY BEACH!
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Road trip is underway currently.
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More degeneracy.
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So can any car/truck nut kiwis tell if this is Master Pennys truck,or a different vehicle they rented,im still skeptical of this 4 day roadtrip costing them $2000 🧐
It's probably an older truck, owned by Master Pennywise.
The 2014 Silverado has a different interior:
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And the full image with KevKev's butternut squash head in the center:
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I tried to go back further on his twatter timeline, but god fucking damn he's got a bazillion tweets. All kiwis who archive his drivel daily, semper fi.
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Edit: went back to the OP. Sadly, I have no idea when either picture was taken, buuuuuuut:
1579136404591.png This one looks like the Silverado. No idea why he's in the driver's seat tho, and I'm surprised Troon Bonne actually let him stain the truck with his troonish juices.

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And this one looks like the one he's currently in. God damn it, Kevie, you're ugly enough already, and this "spaced out meth junkie" look makes you even uglier.

Come to think of it, this one looks somewhat like the car his deaf degenerate ""girl"friend" shot his disturbing video in.
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We're going to get a tweet about how awkward it is to dilate in a car full of other people, aren't we? ...of course we are. It's Kevin.
Ha, imagine the damage to his am hole if Pennywise hit a pothole while Kev is dilating. He'd probably later tweet about how all women suffer from similar damage to their vaginas at some point in their lives
 
Ha, imagine the damage to his am hole if Pennywise hit a pothole while Kev is dilating. He'd probably later tweet about how all women suffer from similar damage to their vaginas at some point in their lives
A girl breaking her hymen doing athletics... needing surgical intervention on your festering crotch-hole due to a dilation mishap. SO relatable, right? The scary thing is that in Kevin's mind it actually is.
 
I don't get how trannies can be balding.
We know why male pattern baldness happens. In short, DHT (dihydrotestosterone) shrinks the hair follicles, which result in the follicles starving and the hair falling out.
The strongest anti balding medicine is finasteride.
This is essentially a form of HRT. It tanks your test and DHT production, slowing or even halting balding. It has a lot of side effects, which don't matter r/n.

So how does a tranny go bald? How can you have that bad of a lifestyle you go bald with the hormonal profile of a woman? A healthy woman going bald just doesn't happen, you need to be seriously ill or seriously lacking in nutrients (or really, really old)
 
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