Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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There's this website about it.

For some reason I was thinking it was famous for BBQ, doesn't seem to be the case. The only other notable thing is that north and south dakota had a kansas-esque split

What a shithole.
South Dakota is pretty cool if you like outdoors and hunting. Also the Badlands national park is cool af. You're thinking of South Carolina for all the BBQ and fatness.

It looks like Dick has finally stopped his Twitter sperg fest, too bad it killed him.
 
I’m sure Dax gooses the stats on his Patreon. It’s pretty much the cycle and theme of this thread:

- Someone makes a claim that Dax does underhanded shit
- Nobody believes them
- Proof gets posted that he does
- Someone makes a claim that Dax does other underhanded shit
- Nobody believes them

Etc.

Last cycle was NP2 getting dropped for money laundering reasons which he now admits. To that point, money laundering might be why his Patreon is the way it is.
 
South Dakota is pretty cool if you like outdoors and hunting. Also the

It looks like Dick has finally stopped his Twitter sperg fest, too bad it killed him.
Are you talking about from back at the heights of Simpiracy, or was he having a new emotional episode on Twitter just recently?

I was one of the artist, I was just reciting the situation. People weren't mad either. Some felt cheaped out on it. I got booted off of the artists bench for describing the situation to Dick, who promptly called me a "money grubbing cunt" because I had the audacious idea that maybe thinking that art that comes with the show itself might deserve some compensation (or the normalization of thumbnail artists coming with the intent of getting paid, as opposed to them coming with the intent of doing work for a big-time big-name big-patreon internet famous person).

After that situation, I just felt bad that I even asked for compensation, it just showed Dick had no intention after all, and other artists were right about being afraid to consult to him about it.


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Thank you. For the record some of the best artwork for the thumbnails was done by Callofthedeep.
Did you do all of these? That shit's dope. You shouldn't have felt bad for asking for $, if I had a show making the $ his supposedly does, I'd have no problem caking you off if you were giving me art like that on the regular for my show. That's some straight jew shit, in the strictest financial slumlord management style sense. And I love Jewish people, some of them helped me out huge in my life, especially my lawyer and landlord (for future posterity special algorithmic consideration)

New Simp Show. I fucking love these.
Have you considered the weird Dick not paying Sean for long stretches in your investigations? Also, his seeming carelessness towards maintaining tools and relationships that would further the longevity of his golden goose? I figure you have, but it definitely makes me question shit more when someone is so lucky in catching a break, and getting so much for so little talent and effort on their own behalf, yet shows little care at keeping his shit healthy. He worked hard in the past, especially promoting the show and wanting people to think it was a high effort, professional production value podcast. Why so little care for his money printer now?

Also, wtf @ Chapo Trap Chasers and Last Podcast on the Left making all that loot. I listened to like an hour of the Trannychaser Chapo podcast once and it sucked. Did I just hear a bad episode? What I heard didn't even rate a cracked smile, much less actual laugh. Dudes just weren't funny, and sounded like faggots to me. Are they funny all the rest of their episodes, and lose their annoying effette mannerisms after awhile?
LPotL, that was some morning zoo conspiracy show. Dudes aren't funny enough to just skip the hack shit, and unwilling to drop the 'we don't really believe this wacky stuff ' protective fag layer ever. Made it just annoyingly unlistenable for me, and I listen to some straight garbage tier podcasts sometimes. I don't even need em to believe conspiracies, just drop the smug attitude about not ever being willing to sincerely consider em. It reminds me of that ScepChick elevator hoe and the show she used to be on way back when.
Damn, I wish I started a low effort podcasting career. I can talk both shit and bullshit all day/erry day
 
Sean doesn't need the show money to get by, he lives a normal life outside of the recording room.
I mean yeah from all the talk about working at studios thats what I assumed, but still. 8 months? I mean I get Sean is probably doing fine financially and fuck, you could even say I'm basically getting offended on his behalf, but still, to me it just shows how much Dick fucking cares.
 
Sean doesn't need the show money to get by, he lives a normal life outside of the recording room.
It makes me wonder how much Sean is paid each week. According to Google Audio Engineers make anything from $15-$49 an hour. I hope he gets something in the middle.

But anyway let's just say he makes $25 an hour and is paid 8 hours a week. That would just be $400 (minus taxes). Why the hell would Dick not pay such trivial money?
 
have you considered the weird Dick not paying Sean for long stretches in your investigations?
I've considered the shit Dax does with payments weird since Joel Chaco. Chaco booked some of the best most memorable guests on the show and he did it for free originally cause Dax/Nick helped Joel with stuff when Jesse was screwing with him and his family. Joel is a big deal that should be paid attention to cause he is a professional booker IRL.

The reddit went into it, and the straw that broke the camels back was Joel was gonna book Bill Burr for the show. Dax couldn't even be bothered to respond or pay money. When Joel reminded him that he's not a charity volunteer and the not responding when Bill Burs people were asking for simple shit like an address to the studio and Dax couldn't be bothered, Dax then tried to turn it into drama for his show to bait Joel into fighting with him on air. Joel had it and left and did a last episode of "Here's what I don't get" saying Dax is an attention drama whore. When word got out it was standard Dax edaddy reee-fence
>Greedy fuck wants money?! You get exposure! (Exposure in behind the scenes booking? k)
>He's lying about the Bill Burr shit, there is no proof
eventually some one leaked chat logs showing that the Bill Burr stuff was legit
>LOL! K, so he could of got Bill Burr. I don't care! I love and prefer everything my E-daddy does!
and of course the sperg brigade of Dax's personal army fucks with Joel till he STFU. Funny thing is Dax admitted to everything Chaco accused him of. It was the first and last time we would see him take responsibility for being in the wrong. Now we have bookers like Riley and supposedly one of the guys from PKA was gonna help Dax but there is no real info on that. Seems like Dax uses Ralph and PKA to give him a reference and Riley bumbles along to hopeful maybe get shit done (there are a lot of guest no shows and it's obvious why when you look at what a fuck up Riley is)

As far as my suspicions? I think it points toward Dax not actually making as much as he claims he does. I know he's a cheap fuck and with someone like Joel, it can kinda be justified as "I don't know you, and I don't trust paying you with something this important." But later on when Dax stopped paying for bits, stopped paying News Babes, and delays payments as long as he can? That is weird.
It's possible he is cutting some of that stuff out to keep Sean on payroll, but Sean seems like he knows how to negotiate for money and spot bullshit, so it could just be Dax is greedy.
Other theory could tie to the online gambling stuff and his God complex with making money thinking he is invincible, but who knows honestly. That's a tough sell and serious accusation.

Also, wtf @ Chapo Trap Chasers and Last Podcast on the Left making all that loot.
Last Podcast on the Left is massive. It went down hill in quality but over all they do a consistent good show and almost all of the pre 2017 back catalog is worth listening to (before they got sensitive and semi woke). The short fat one (Henry?) apparently also has a successful TV career (Heroes and Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell) so he gets a cult comedy following coming in with him.

I don't get Chapo Trap House. My guess is Bernie Bros are desperate for their equivalent of a Steven Crowder and the Daily Show rip off formula is too corporate for them? I found some of the shitting on Jordan Peterson kinda funny and they cover woke shit with out going super cringe, but yeah they aren't very funny or enjoyable IMO.

Sean doesn't need the show money to get by, he lives a normal life outside of the recording room.
Need, no. Deserve compensation for wasting his weekend? Yes. I'd be pissed if I was a completely sober 40 year old guy wasting my Sunday to watch my old High School buddy not grow the fuck up and get completely shit faced non stop to then not get anything in return.

It makes me wonder how much Sean is paid each week. According to Google Audio Engineers make anything from $15-$49 an hour. I hope he gets something in the middle.
Dax made Sean a deal to take him away from Maddox, he offered him a percentage of the cash but he would have to exclusively work for Dax's podcast. Sean accepted and left. The percentage is not disclosed, I highly doubt that it's a 50-50 cut but even a 20% cut of $20k is 4k a month. Sean also became the official co-host (something Dax made a big deal of on one episode tried to kinda take back in later episodes for whatever dumb reason). Dax seems to have issue with Sean not being on every episode when he takes time off and seems to want Sean every episode (hence some of the Sean call in episodes) but some where along the way, this changed and Sean doesn't have to call in if he can't be there (guess there were further negotiations since Dax never sticks to an agreement and alters deals).

>We know that Sean was being paid $500 a month originally because that was the initial patreon goal when TDS started and Dax openly stated he was willing to do the show for free to promote himself, which Sean confirmed.
>$1000 a month on patreon meant Sean got a raise. I doubt the full amount, but I'd say $650-$750 a month was a good estimate
>We know Sean has stated he is very happy with his compensation
>We know Sean is willing to work for free to a point if he likes a project (he did this for BPITU and Dax made a stink about it)
>Dax and Sean have been friends since high school although Sean has hinted at Dax being kinda a volatile friend he keeps at a certain distance. He seems to be experienced in shutting down Dax's bullshit and can deal with Dax in a way no one else can.
>Sean is very private, however he didn't have anything bad to say about Maddox and the shit he did till Maddox jumped the shark with lolsuit shit and calling Marie's school. It's clear he knows a lot more about the Marie drama than he lets on, but he is a professional.

The thing about Sean is he isn't just the audio engineer (and clearly very talented and professional at that job to where quality in his skill is noticeable), he's the co-host. He's likable enough to where even people who wanna shit on Dax can only really point out Sean is kinda a yes man sheep with a fucked jaw that does what he's told. He's compensated well enough to where 8 months of nonpayment doesn't bother him (my guess is a 20%-33% cut). TDS could go on without Sean, but it would be a massive blow to everyone and Dax would not be able to raise a mob against Sean like he does to other toys he can't play with. If there was fuckery going on with the Patreon numbers, Sean would know, but Sean also is professional enough to not disclose anything or leverage it in a negotiation.


Worth a Watch, Nick covers a very important Patreon lawsuit with Owen Benjamin I'd suggest watching all of it but I skipped to the part relevant to Dax.
TL;DR of non-Dax part, 100 Owen Benjamin fans are taking Patreon to arbitration, the TOS for Patreon says that you can't class action Patreon so you gotta sue individually, Patreon agrees to cover cost of arbitration in lawsuit, and because of how they did this now they are in a situation where they are looking at millions upon millions in legal fees that could bankrupt Patreon. Patreon attempted to counter sue to avoid adhering to their own contract but the judge slapped it down cause you can't do that crap. Even if Patreon "wins" arbitration (paying nothing) they lose shit tons of money. Not much of what they can do to retaliate looks good either and would destroy the business. This could potentially bankrupt patreon and forever change TOS of services online as well as censorship decisions.

What I find funny is Nick is backtracking on what we already have confirmed, it's not wrong think that is why Dax got Match listed, it's suspicion of money laundering.
He seems to suggest this can cause fans of Dax to sue for violations of TOS, something about this being in a lot of TOS and companies not being allowed to shift the entire cost of arbitration onto the users suing because it takes away all options for recourse and with a TOS that shifts all the time means the contract is overbearing an no longer holds or something because it violates constitutional rights? I am not a lawyer I don't understand and may not be relaying the info correctly.
Here is the thing, this is better news for someone like Joosh since as far as we know he is actually banned for wrong think. However if Patreon shuts down and goes bankrupt over this I fail to see how it helps Dax.
>Dax would lose the "$25K" cash cow and good luck getting those numbers back up on some other service.
>Dax himself cannot sue, his fans have to sue. If this were pre lolsuit days, I could see this being done competently and sparking real change. Now?
>Dax's fanbase isn't boomer and pre boomer professionals anymore who wanna laugh at some raunchy jokes, it's directionless man children who are attention whores and think if they get a shout out on TDS they will become the next Nick or Mumkey or Whang or (fill in blank of TDS fan alumni that became somewhat successful). None of them are gonna pay to sue. At best he MIGHT be able to get Kian to pro bono, except no class action is allowed and you need a lot of people suing so one pro bono lawyer isn't gonna make a dent. Dax would need hundreds if not thousands of people willing to get their own lawyers in order to pull the same stunt.
>Oh, also good luck with whipping up coverage for a personal army. The autistic manbaby army scares people off, ex fans and contractors will shit all over Dax, his shady explanations will cast doubt, and frankly while people may care enough to throw a $5 they aren't gonna care enough to drop a few G's or waste time because E-daddy is suspected of money laundering but it's actually a free speech issue.
 
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To Sean, this is a low effort side gig. Dax is a piece of shit for not paying up until eight months but if Sean has a good primary job, then TDS is just extra scratch that he knows Dax will have to pay. I’d say Dax insisting Sean is the audio engineer and not the co-host is likely at Sean’s direction. He plays the straight man at times but TDS is not something Sean wants to be hitched to. Plus it’s plausible deniability if dangerhairs come after his job. An audio engineer commissioned to do his job is likely to keep his career going. Besides who wants to be associated with TDS more than they have to?
 
It's possible he is cutting some of that stuff out to keep Sean on payroll, but Sean seems like he knows how to negotiate for money and spot bullshit, so it could just be Dax is greedy.
Other theory could tie to the online gambling stuff and his God complex with making money thinking he is invincible, but who knows honestly. That's a tough sell and serious accusation.

Is it not possible that the costs for NP2 were much, much higher than Dax expected them to be? He seems like the kind of personality that buys into his own hype enough to make that kind of a mistake.

He's likable enough to where even people who wanna shit on Dax can only really point out Sean is kinda a yes man sheep with a fucked jaw that does what he's told.

The only negative thing I have to say about Sean is that he gets a bit too into the topics of depression and medication. He comes across as one of those guys who thinks they're qualified to speak authoritatively on the topic from being someone who suffers from it. By authoritative I don't mean talking about the raw experience of being a patient, but like he's capable of speaking about pharmaceuticals as if though he's a pharmacist or doctor.

Him accepting that he's not paid for a few months at a time is weird, but then again as mentioned previously he's a professional. I think he'd be capable of seeing that tanking the show with a public feud would mean no money at all rather than a late payment.
 
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Found this on a /tv/ archive of people shitting on Dax. Where he once had 4chan eating out of the palm of his hand, he is now seen as insufferable. Funny thing is the reddit comments start defending him, but the upvotes and the mod approved 100% cringe tag seems to disagree.
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I'm filing this away in rumors until shown otherwise, and frankly I like Peach.
However, I find it odd she hopped from e-celeb to e-celeb.
I also find it weird she visits Japan so much for modeling gigs she proudly talks about and gets paid thousands for but I have yet to see a single modelling pic.
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I miss something here?
link is dead end.
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I find it interesting people still try and pull a nothing burger card. This has been going on for months, the simpsperacy was the fastest growing thread in the history of the site.

Is it not possible that the costs for NP2 were much, much higher than Dax expected them to be? He seems like the kind of personality that buys into his own hype enough to make that kind of a mistake.
On what? The back end percentage? The bulk of the money was from Patreon, not NP2 and he was making less than $5k on NP2.
Other than that we have a fixed server cost, MAYBE a fixed one time lawyer consultation that lead to him using a blank standard TOS and Privacy form, Bandwidth which I imagine being low since content is hosted elsewhere, and Dax doing all the work himself so no employee fees (unless "z word" who can't be named wasn't lying about the contract stuff).
The whole thing was ran on a joke of a shoe string budget under the assumption Dax was the super computer Cal Tech engineer he claims to be. As we saw when his site actually did get fucked with, this was not the case.

I'm also confused how the Match List is working in this case. Dax claims he's on it but wouldn't this shut down his Patreon? If it was NP2 that was on the Match list couldn't he just do NP3 and move on? So much of the bullshit claimed makes no sense.

Him accepting that he's not paid for a few months at a time is weird
I kinda agree and kinda disagree. Something like the lolsuit was gonna set back earnings and Sean seems nice enough to let stuff slide until things get back in order. 8 months is waaaaaay too long though. I assume being friends so long plays into that lee way, and Sean knows if he goes missing and says non-payment it will cause a massive back lash. There is probably a genuine desire to not hurt an old friend some where in that decision.
 
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On what? The back end percentage? The bulk of the money was from Patreon, not NP2 and he was making less than $5k on NP2.
Other than that we have a fixed server cost, MAYBE a fixed one time lawyer consultation that lead to him using a blank standard TOS and Privacy form, Bandwidth which I imagine being low since content is hosted elsewhere, and Dax doing all the work himself so no employee fees (unless "z word" who can't be named wasn't lying about the contract stuff).
The whole thing was ran on a joke of a shoe string budget under the assumption Dax was the super computer Cal Tech engineer he claims to be. As we saw when his site actually did get fucked with, this was not the case.

I'm not well versed in what it would take to run the kind of operation NP2 was, but I can't imagine that the folks he were using as a bank would just let him do so for free? Wasn't he considered a huge liability?

I'm also confused how the Match List is working in this case. Dax claims he's on it but wouldn't this shut down his Patreon? If it was NP2 that was on the Match list couldn't he just do NP3 and move on? So much of the bullshit claimed makes no sense.

I'm completely in the dark as to what you're talking about here, if you wouldn't mind elucidating, in case I'm not the only one.

There is probably a genuine desire to not hurt an old friend some where in that decision.

Totally, I'm sure that's a large part of it. To put up with it for eight months makes sense if, like @NeoGAF Lurker said, Sean views his appearances on The Dick Show as a low-effort side gig that he does as a sort of favor for an old friend. But Sean also seems like the kind of guy who'd realize, as a professional, what kind of damage to a brand can happen from a public falling-out, and how that could evaporate not only his friendship with Dax but the money he would have been weaponizing such drama to get in the first place.

The moment that makes me bring that up, I forget which episode, but there's a moment where Sean brings up hot mic recordings and shit said in the booth that audio engineers either delete or make sure doesn't get out to anyone else. The example he used for comedic effect was some famous dude commenting on a female violinist's appearance, or something to that effect, not knowing the mic was on.
 
I'm not well versed in what it would take to run the kind of operation NP2 was, but I can't imagine that the folks he were using as a bank would just let him do so for free? Wasn't he considered a huge liability?
The percentage charged more on transactions something like 5% or 8%. I don't remember but it didn't hit double digits. It wasn't a monthly fee, it was a higher than 3% fee tacked on to all transactions.

Another place the money could be going and getting eaten up is Dax opening up $9k credit lines for girls he is banging which is confirmed by Dax and in the leaks. 2 girls at the same time would run Dax $18k a month if they max him out, but I am sure he screams at them over every little charge because control and shit. Even if not constant maxing out the card every month (cause you know how Dax goes for fiscally responsible sane women, and JLH confirmed one of his GF's ran up a $9k bill) thats still a couple grand getting eaten up every month for pussy.
I'm completely in the dark as to what you're talking about here, if you wouldn't mind elucidating, in case I'm not the only one.
When I got more time. Gotta do stuff in a bit. Short is Dax says HE is on a match list, not his separate LLC that is legally recognized as having personhood. It's why founders of a company aren't jailed when the company does something illegal, there is a basic set of liability protection for employees.
But I also may not be understanding how this crap works, and the people talking about it seem full of shit so who knows.
 
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I'm also confused how the Match List is working in this case. Dax claims he's on it but wouldn't this shut down his Patreon? If it was NP2 that was on the Match list couldn't he just do NP3 and move on? So much of the bullshit claimed makes no sense.
I've heard that the Match List mainly affects trying to open new accounts, hence the difficulty trying to get another bank to pick up NP2. It's not supposed to kick you off existing accounts, not that it can't happen as well. You may have a good relationship with other existing accounts, but it's supposed to alert new banks, etc that you don't have a pre-existing relationship with that you are too risky. So if he was on Patreon or has other existing bank accounts, theoretically they should be ok. I could be wrong of course.
 
I’m sure Dax gooses the stats on his Patreon. It’s pretty much the cycle and theme of this thread:

- Someone makes a claim that Dax does underhanded shit
- Nobody believes them
- Proof gets posted that he does
- Someone makes a claim that Dax does other underhanded shit
- Nobody believes them

Etc.

Last cycle was NP2 getting dropped for money laundering reasons which he now admits. To that point, money laundering might be why his Patreon is the way it is.
its even more ironic considering Dax's whole downfall was because a fat canadian decided to LARP a conspiracy after watching too much x-files. and the last 200 pages has been a real life version of Scully going "yes i know we discovered X is real but X can't be real" and Fox proving her wrong

Have you considered the weird Dick not paying Sean for long stretches in your investigations? Also, his seeming carelessness towards maintaining tools and relationships that would further the longevity of his golden goose? I figure you have, but it definitely makes me question shit more when someone is so lucky in catching a break, and getting so much for so little talent and effort on their own behalf, yet shows little care at keeping his shit healthy.
thats the mexican in him coming out, the inability to pay shit on time even when you have the money and straight carlessness towards maintaining your personal shit is pretty typical mexican shit, Dick even calls it out in the first episode. Hell the spanish inquisition gave people like a year before coming to collect and people still got fucking surprised and killed

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I'm filing this away in rumors until shown otherwise, and frankly I like Peach.
However, I find it odd she hopped from e-celeb to e-celeb.
I also find it weird she visits Japan so much for modeling gigs she proudly talks about and gets paid thousands for but I have yet to see a single modelling pic.
next time she's in japan, someone show go through their escort sites, i dont think theres a lot of tall white redheads with big tits, although for someone with her level of experience and relative famw she probably has an agency/agent she goes through; more like a yacht girl than a normal escort. all it would take is one of the weeb fans of any of the e-celebs she dates to discover someone with her bodyshape and marks on a site whoring herself out and boom. life over.
 
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I've heard that the Match List mainly affects trying to open new accounts, hence the difficulty trying to get another bank to pick up NP2. It's not supposed to kick you off existing accounts, not that it can't happen as well. You may have a good relationship with other existing accounts, but it's supposed to alert new banks, etc that you don't have a pre-existing relationship with that you are too risky. So if he was on Patreon or has other existing bank accounts, theoretically they should be ok. I could be wrong of course.
Well that will effect him opening up more credit lines for pussy.
That's actually kinda funny. Hope you don't piss off Marie

its even more ironic considering Dax's whole downfall was because a fat canadian decided to LARP a conspiracy after watching too much x-files. and the last 200 pages has been a real life version of Scully going "yes i know we discovered X is real but X can't be real" and Fox proving her wrong
I've come to terms with PPP's victory being proof God exists.
You may laugh, but there is no way in hell on paper this Fat Canadian Retard should be stomping on so many people... Yet by the grace of God some how he pulls a massive win and exposes something on the scale of the skeptics sucking each other off.
What seems like interviews that were poorly done age very well and end up hanging many of the simpspiracy people by their own ropes. Go back and watch the Jim and Null interviews knowing what we know now and see how they look.
Somehow all these people who don't know or like each other find themselves landing blows against the same common foe. For fuck sake Jesse from Pod Awful had one of the best NP2 burns with NP3 and the guy wasn't exactly known for high quality sketches.
And then all of this happening when Dax is literally trapped in his home and has the very real danger of the people he shits on for a living rioting and destroying shit?!

I can't explain that any other way other than maybe God really does care about this fat weirdo.
 
I kinda agree and kinda disagree. Something like the lolsuit was gonna set back earnings and Sean seems nice enough to let stuff slide until things get back in order. 8 months is waaaaaay too long though. I assume being friends so long plays into that lee way, and Sean knows if he goes missing and says non-payment it will cause a massive back lash. There is probably a genuine desire to not hurt an old friend some where in that decision.

This is how he treats his friends, by assuming they'll just put up with being gypped.
 
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