Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Mr. Manchester]

that he's an incel who is incapable of getting pussy

To be fair, if I was on a date and the date said, "What do you do for a living Mr. Manchester?"

Responding by describing Yandere Sim would not result in me getting laid.

 

[George Beorge]

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What did Alex mean by this

So who's gonna tell him that literally everyone faces rejection in life but only losers take it personally and get mad about it

 

[SIGSEGV]

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What did Alex mean by this

 

[Luggers]

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What did Alex mean by this

Inadvertently hilarious as bears utterly destroy any beehive come into contact with, eating not only the honey but also the protein-rich larvae. So of course bee's defend their hive to the best of their ability. So by his own analogy, he is a lethal threat to any women he encounters

 

[cumster]

To be fair, if I was on a date and the date said, "What do you do for a living Mr. Manchester?"

Responding by describing Yandere Sim would not result in me getting laid.

going into detail about yandere sim when asked about your job means being evaxephon is a prerequisite

 

[Vyklia]

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What did Alex mean by this

Bears generally have thick skin that help protect it from bee stings. Yandev is an overblown man child with the thinnest skin imaginable. The other bears claiming he's bitter are correct, he just sucks.

 

[Table Country]

Downlaoded all of the pictures just to make it easier for you guys to read

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What a cunt.

 

[vertexwindi]

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I'm surprised it took this many replies until someone pointed this out. It was just a joke oops, I didn't think so many people would fall for it

 

[Coffee Shits]

Imagine making 5k a month from patreon and never at least moving into a cheap apartment

Moving is a lot easier with friends.

 

[Barley]

 

[Luggers]

I'm surprised it took this many replies until someone pointed this out. It was just a joke oops, I didn't think so many people would fall for it

Probably because it seems about on par with the lunacy Alex usually puts out, if anything it seems saner than his most recent additions to the debunk page.

 

[ConcernedCitizen]

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What did Alex mean by this

Is ripe for taking a metaphor for 14 years old?

 

[Russtard]

Snip

Valuable ways to spend time: Streaming video games for three hours, spending hours arguing with middle schoolers on Discord, writing essays about your suicidal thoughts
Stupid pointless wastes of time: Getting medical help you clearly need, talking to someone about your problems who actually gives a fuck

Amazing Alex. Never change. You are truly a galaxy brain genius.

 

[Neurotic Loser]

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"Woe is me, I'm so depressed. I'm not going to try to improve my life though, just beg for pity online.'

 

[Luggers]

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Can't work on my game because mean comments online give me anxiety. Can't work on my anxiety because I have to work on my game.

 

[Wheezy Asthmatic]

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Not going to a doctor has resulted in him being an ineffective jackass wasting time harassing those who did better work than he did.

Fucking christ, I hope he does a flip.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Evergreen beavis and butthead
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Stealing this for my icon for a bit, thank you

 

[HiddenWarning]

Can't work on my game because mean comments online give me anxiety. Can't work on my anxiety because I have to work on my game.

The neverending cycle of YandereDev.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Fucking christ, I hope he does a flip.

How many years do you think it'd take him to hit the ground?

 

[Wheezy Asthmatic]

How many years do you think it'd take him to hit the ground?

6-10, give or take