Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Neurotic Loser]

And you were rating me autistic? Lol, you human nuance illiterate literal mutant. Get up out my quote box, freak, til you learn to read 3 emotions and 2 faces.

edit : hold up a second, wait - I'm sorry I offended your simp sensibilities, but simps are the absolute worst, bro, why? Unless you're Pat or Peach?

edit again : lol, you probably are now that I think about it. Can dumb autistic posting be considered an opsec problem? even if you end up not being either, your posting is so gay n shitty that multiple Kiwis probably gonna waste time checking your post history, smh

last edit : if you Peach, then hit up my DMs, bootyboo. I wanna talk to you about sex dungeons

Pretending to be exceptional still makes you exceptional.

 

[tantric_depressive]

Pretending to be exceptional still makes you exceptional.

Hmm, so you'd be on life support and ventilators in comparison. And, oh, still a simp. Pull the plug

edit : so you're Pat then. Do I have to explain my reasoning here? I'd rather not, so Pat got less to work with

 

[Neurotic Loser]

Hmm, so you'd be on life support and ventilators in comparison. And, oh, still a simp. Pull the plug

edit : so you're Pat then. Do I have to explain my reasoning here? I'd rather not, so Pat got less to work with

I'd like you to prove that I'm Pat. I'm genuinely curious about the thought-pattern that led you to that conclusion.

 

[tantric_depressive]

I'd like you to prove that I'm Pat. I'm genuinely curious about the thought-pattern that led you to that conclusion.

it's on you to disprove, Pat the Simp. lol you guys get conditioned into such idiocy on reddit, literal dumbed-down simp mutant that u are

 

[Neurotic Loser]

it's on you to disprove, Pat the Simp. lol you guys get conditioned into such idiocy on reddit, literal dumbed-down simp mutant that u are

Well I guess I'm Patrick Boivin. You got me. I mean unless you want me to dox myself to prove otherwise.
May I ask, what does the word SIMP mean? Just curious, because you are using that word but I think you don't know what it means do you, REDDITER.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Hey does anyone remember who posted the original photo of 80s girl in a schoolgirl outfit with a pink background?

Podawful Jesse is claiming the user who originally posted it here was actually Maddox.

It’s possible. Although I have no doubt that one of the super autistic BPITU fans scraped everything belonging to Marie before Dax everything up. It definitely shut Maddax up who was ranting and raving about Karen Farms at the time. That’s how I knew the pictures were legitimate. While autists were debating whether the skirt was red or gray, the tell was in how Dax responded to shit.

 

[tantric_depressive]

smh @ autistic weirdo eceleb simps

 

[George Cuckzunian]

Well I guess I'm Patrick Boivin.

Nice try Ben. I am not buying it.

 

[Neurotic Loser]

Hey, brother, erase the name. I never wanted to dox you, and I had no idea the bf of the girl people itt were speculating about was gonna be a regular everyday poster like me, there's no fun for me in doxing or attacking regular people. I don't have any involvement in any of this stuff besides shitposting/arguing. You remember how some people said Peach dated ecelebs, well I thought her bf was gonna be some youtube or twitch streamer we could drag down into the muck with us, maybe their community would get involved too. That's why I asked 'who's Pat?' originally, I thought you were just referring to an eceleb by their regular, real 1st name. I was going so heavy with the 'simp' insult stuff because I thought you were some fan/community member of theirs running interference n sticking up for them for a good amount of the time. Erase the name bro, it doesn't mean anything to me. I don't wanna know it if it doesn't lead to pulling some clown eceleb in here who we can both can torture together guilt free
Also, I don't know a single thing about your girl, I've never even seen much of the Dick Show outside of this thread's drama cycles. I'll even do you the favor of erasing the paragraph I wrote about her, I was just pulling shit out my ass cuz I thought it might pull in more outside drama, not inside. I was referring to Maddox as a pimp, fer chrissake. That's an absurdist joke, not something I actually believe. Just PM people if something like this happens, as early as possible before people get too attached to their opinions or theories and aren't willing to listen, or speak up in the thread, most here don't wanna just be assholes for the sake of it. This thread/the whole simpspiracy has had so much crazy shit, and nasty twists and turns, I've been thinking you had some 4D chess move you were gonna bust on me this whole time since you wrote the name. It wasn't til nothing happened for long enough that I was able to take stuff at more face value

I'm not Pat. He is very open with his name though, has said it numerous amount of times during his LP podcasts so it is common knowledge.
Edit: Don't delete your messages, I was just messing with you and being sarcastic.

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

Patrick Boivin is an e-celeb LPer/streamer, formerly of The Super Best Friends which has a thread here on the farms, who's Paige's boyfriend that she's lived with and streamed with for years. Someone doesn't need to dox or stalk her to know who her boyfriend is. A lot of people don't know of Peach through Dick, but rather through Pat. I'd dare say she's more known as Pat's girlfriend than Dick Masterson's friend or anything else.

 

[tantric_depressive]

I'm not Pat. He is very open with his name though, has said it numerous amount of times during his LP podcasts so it is common knowledge.
Edit: Don't delete your messages, I was just messing with you and being sarcastic.

k, chief, sure, or your line : even if you were pretending to be a faggot, you're still a faggot.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

Before you shrug it off as "it's Jesse therefore it's shit", it's a well done break down of all the drama of the simpsperacy. Jesse also covers some other drama like the Dax being naked on stage at UCB and people laughing at his penis and other bonus stuff.
Also according to Jesse the Kik account isn't Marie. I disagree with Jesse about the farms ignoring the web cam pics, that was when the shit show really flew off the rails.

How the hell does Jesse know Dax and know so much about Dax. It's way beyond just keyboard research.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Before you shrug it off as "it's Jesse therefore it's shit", it's a well done break down of all the drama of the simpsperacy. Jesse also covers some other drama like the Dax being naked on stage at UCB and people laughing at his penis and other bonus stuff.
Also according to Jesse the Kik account isn't Marie. I disagree with Jesse about the farms ignoring the web cam pics, that was when the shit show really flew off the rails.

How the hell does Jesse know Dax and know so much about Dax. It's way beyond just keyboard research.

Because Jesse is Maddox's dog.

Also Jesse claims he is/was several posters on Kiwifarms and made Dax a cow, so he can correct that if he wants.

 

[Boulder Patrol]

Before you shrug it off as "it's Jesse therefore it's shit", it's a well done break down of all the drama of the simpsperacy. Jesse also covers some other drama like the Dax being naked on stage at UCB and people laughing at his penis and other bonus stuff.
Also according to Jesse the Kik account isn't Marie. I disagree with Jesse about the farms ignoring the web cam pics, that was when the shit show really flew off the rails.

How the hell does Jesse know Dax and know so much about Dax. It's way beyond just keyboard research.

The problem with Jesse, though, is that he yearns so heavily to be some sort of high-tier troll. He's desperate. I would 100% expect for him to pad the truth with random bullshit just to earn more credit than he actually deserves. Even worse, there's absolutely no way Maddox has not attempted to manipulate him with omissions or fabrications.

If Jesse wasn't so eager to fellate himself on a regular basis, maybe I'd give what he says a chance. But he's really made it almost impossible to be taken seriously.

 

[tantric_depressive]

I asked JLH a while back about Peach and whether or not she fucked Dax since there's always been a lot of speculation on that. She said no, but that Peach DID fuck Kian, the lawyer, after a Road Rage event in Portland

Trust me, I was as shocked as you all are that video game streamers would be into cuckolding

lol, so a recent friend I made is living la vida locked-in(chasity)

 

[AnOminous]

Also Jesse claims he is/was several posters on Kiwifarms and made Dax a cow, so he can correct that if he wants.

If anything, he forestalled Dax becoming a lolcow by several months by making his A-Logs look like a bunch of absolute lunatic autists.

 

[Kulee Baba]

The problem with Jesse, though, is that he yearns so heavily to be some sort of high-tier troll. He's desperate. I would 100% expect for him to pad the truth with random bullshit just to earn more credit than he actually deserves. Even worse, there's absolutely no way Maddox has not attempted to manipulate him with omissions or fabrications.

If Jesse wasn't so eager to fellate himself on a regular basis, maybe I'd give what he says a chance. But he's really made it almost impossible to be taken seriously.

If his content could just be cut down to digestible 15-20 minute videos I'd give him a fair shake. But seeing that video clock in at 2 HOURS just makes me say no. I can watch a movie or enjoy a video game in that time.

Now what the fuck do I know? The Dick Show goes on for a similar length but I listen to that in podcast format. Nick Rekeita and I guess all of Twitch goes on for hours every night and has a ton of people watching intensely. Youtube stats indicate Jesse has 5000 regular viewers so there's a cult following for his product good for him. Do what you do Jesse if it makes you happy.

The other thing I don't like about Jesse is that when he's not trying to get under Dax's audience he's going after other people who just seem like cool dudes like Justin Whang. And if there's a legit reason to hate Whang who I consider to be the internet version of VH1's Behind The Music let me know but since I've never heard of it. Nevertheless it makes me feel that Jesse is just a shitstirrer gossip, at the end of the day Kiwifarms posters give me my dose of gossip without attention whoring.

I asked JLH a while back about Peach and whether or not she fucked Dax since there's always been a lot of speculation on that. She said no, but that Peach DID fuck Kian, the lawyer, after a Road Rage event in Portland

Trust me, I was as shocked as you all are that video game streamers would be into cuckolding

Fucking huge if true. I'm very happy for Kian because man if that guy isn't actually a "forever alone" he really likes playing up that persona despite being a lawyer and having a great speaking voice. And if I were Kian I'd definitely want the weeb Red Head over the Blonde who always acted ditzy when talking. But I got a lust for red heads your mileage may vary.

I do not get what the Pat/Paige relationship. Maybe Matt was never the true cuck of the group despite always having to apologize for sophomoric minded video games using TnA to attract a crowd. Or maybe they just got an open relationship and Pat bangs fans on the side. Eh, none of my business unless they make shit public for Kiwifarm's entertainment.

 

[Unog]

Before you shrug it off as "it's Jesse therefore it's shit",

Jesse's inherent problem is the "man covered in shit" problem akin to Maddox, though.

Goes like this, say you're standing around with a sign, doesn't matter what it says for this example. Along comes a guy, covered in human shit, with a very similar sign that has [product] or [opinion] that you have on yours on it.

Now, you're the guy who supports [product] or [opinion] that the crazy shit-covered man likes/agrees with, rather than just someone with enthusiasm for [product] or [opinion]. Jesse, through his unbelievable levels of faggotry in the beginning of the saga of Masterson turning into a lolcow, has become the man covered in shit, and the shit just won't wash off.

This thread and the rest of the world, really, is and would be better off with significantly less of that faggot in it, and it's why he gets the reaction that he does. (Note, I'm not saying that you can't or shouldn't post his videos, just don't be surprised if nobody likes him or watches his shit.)

 

[Dell Conagher]

This makes a lot of sense actually. For example, didn't Toad say he never got any of this NP2 money? If it's a habit for Dax to not pay people, maybe if it was noticed that payments weren't going out of NP2 to all the merchants, as was supposed to happen every month, but only to certain individuals like Dax, that may have helped NP2 get flagged as questionable and possible laundering.

this makes me think back to something rackets said. He said he was saving his NP2 payout to pay his taxes. which at the time sounded illegal because NP2 is not a bank in and of itself.

 

[Sgt. Pinback]

...rackets said...he was saving his NP2 payout to pay his taxes. which at the time sounded illegal because NP2 is not a bank in and of itself.

But 'save' doesn't necessarily mean leaving the money with NP2 - that'd be inadvisable in case it went down, and wouldn't accrue any interest etc.

He could have meant just putting any money from NP2 in its own little account, and then if it ever amounted to much, use it towards his taxes?

How much money was Nick making from NP2, anyway?