NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

[DriveByTrolling]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/video-game-characters-that-would-support-trump.247573/post-39626086

 

[Dick Justice]

This was enough to start a multi-post debate on the politics of the personification of death, doom guy.

Imagine not knowing everyone with a personal computer is literally hitler in TYOBLM 2020.

E: https://www.resetera.com/threads/vi...uld-support-trump.247573/page-6#post-39640684
How long before we see a ban for having the audacity to claim a black person would ever vote for the orange hitler?

 

[EmpGulcasa]

That thread made me dumber by the end of it. I regret reading it.

 

[Ashen One]

Isn't it not even a game?

Spoiler: off-topic Depression Quest talk

It's a text-based choose your own adventure "game" (the word being loosely used here), rife with spelling and grammatical errors despite having three writers. The game advises you to play with the sound on for "a better experience" so you can hear the same sad piano loop forever because it's the only background music the game has.

It's billed as "a deep look into depression and how it affects someone" but it shows exactly one kind of depression as if it was one size fits all, and the choices it presents you with can for the most part be boiled down to:

1. Do something to try and get better (CHOOSE THIS ONE, IT'S GOOD)
2. Wallow in self pity (THIS ONE IS BAD, DON'T CHOOSE IT)
3. Give up and sleep (NO NO, DON'T PICK THIS ONE IT'S BAD TOO)

The game locks you out of some options if your character gets depressed enough, but the choices are so painfully obvious you have to be actively trying to fuck up to do that.

It also has a few images, but all of them are a variation of this:

If you want to read about Depression Quest, Jaimas has reviewed the game here.

How long before we see a ban for having the audacity to claim a black person would ever vote for the orange hitler?

Nah, it's ok. They'll call those black people coons like they have already done before and nothing will come of it because calling black people genuinely racist names is ok when they disagree with you.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

 

[repentance]

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How did a reasonable post find itself on ERA?

 

[EmpGulcasa]

How did a reasonable post find itself on ERA?

They're not talking about themselves. They can do no wrong.

 

[Oh Shit I'm Sorry]

Love going on the ResetEra gaming section to talk about videogames!

 

[Impossible Brutality]

I can't wait until these pitiful creatures start eating their own. They hate everything and everyone, including themselves. Someone is going to chimp out and leak "hurtful and literally murderous" discord chat logs.

Where is our faithful undercover farmer Ketkat? He/she/it already tested the waters leaking shit and recovered, now is the time for "not holding back."

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Another successful Era Relationship on the way: https://www.resetera.com/threads/era-my-husband-and-i-have-decided-to-become-poly.248230/

 

[BaldGoon]

Another successful Era Relationship on the way: https://www.resetera.com/threads/era-my-husband-and-i-have-decided-to-become-poly.248230/
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Not surprised at all lmao.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

looks like we're going to need another summit or two or seven

 

[repentance]

looks like we're going to need another summit or two or seven

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Why on earth would you feel the need to announce that on a videogame forum?

 

[AnOminous]

Why on earth would you feel the need to announce that on a videogame forum?

Because your mind is fundamentally broken and you are a sick person who needs help, but not the kind a troon asylum can give you.

 

[DriveByTrolling]

Destiny getting assblasted on Resetera again and the woke Muslim wants everyone to remember even Resetera permanently banned him

https://www.resetera.com/threads/destiny-twitch-streamer-doesnt-think-blackface-is-a-big-deal-update-destiny-on-lsf-doing-a-180-on-the-topic-of-blackface.248311/post-39731443

 

[JuanLee]

Another successful Era Relationship on the way: https://www.resetera.com/threads/era-my-husband-and-i-have-decided-to-become-poly.248230/
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Xe's also LGBT because of course xey are. Wonder which letter? (It'll be T, it always is).

 

[Marissa Moira]

Another successful Era Relationship on the way: https://www.resetera.com/threads/era-my-husband-and-i-have-decided-to-become-poly.248230/
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Hey guys I just got my pilot's licence and while I think flying is great, I think I'd like to try intentionally crashing my plane right into the ground.

 

[bewareofsasquatch]

Another successful Era Relationship on the way: https://www.resetera.com/threads/era-my-husband-and-i-have-decided-to-become-poly.248230/
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"We hooked up and had a threesome last night and it was awesome"
Reality: Sat in the corner jerking off while Tyrone laid down the pipe on his wife

 

[EmpGulcasa]

You can tell they aren't really happy with the arrangement because of the fake positivity they have. Nobody talks like that unless they're trying to hide how depressed they are. It's the same in any post about a poly relationship by the guy sharing his wife/girlfriend with someone else.

 

[Pumpkin Girl IRL]

It's inspiring when people take after Anthony Burch.