Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[FutureGirl]

how fucking sad do you have to be to buy a sex doll? like. im fucking low as shit but even i wouldnt buy a sex doll. sex dolls are the ultimate symbol of "im done" i have ever seen. fuck man

Buying a sex doll is not bad per se, but explains a lot about the owner.

It may be healthy for a lonely man in his 80s to have a sex doll for "therapy" purposes. Then you have the manchild that cannot accept rejection and prefers his anime fantasy to become a silicone reality.

 

[UnderPressure]

My god is there any way we can speed up his suicide? Someone tell him Samus wouldn't love him or isn't real. Fuck, straight up lie and tell him she's a lesbian. Anything to press fast forward on this, I wanna see him do a flip.

 

[SIGSEGV]

My god is there any way we can speed up his suicide? Someone tell him Samus wouldn't love him or isn't real. Fuck, straight up lie and tell him she's a lesbian. Anything to press fast forward on this, I wanna see him do a flip.

Refer to this post, because it applies to you as well:

>I joined Kiwi Farms to say that I want a lolcow to stop producing content for people to laugh at
You should kill yourself instead, nigger.

 

[deepFriedBaka]

There is no chance that Alex will actually do a flip, and he knows it. He's using the threat of doing a flip as emotional blackmail in order to rake in the asspats and shekels from his brainwashed fanbase. Each time he mentions the harassment or talks about doing a flip, he manipulates his fanbase into sending him support and they eat it up.

 

[HiddenWarning]

I noticed some people said Alex should just quit at this point but I don't really agree with that. The best thing to do if he wakes up and realizes he's living in a massive bubble made out of his own ego and anime titties is to admit it and apologize. Maybe seek a therapist. Then to get a programmer and start a completely from scratch. And actually plan it, taking only valuable and permanent assets from his first project.

It would be shit ton of work but it's the best option for him. I've seen devs of moderately popular Indie game deciding to rewrite it into a completely different engine, since the current one couldn't do everything they wanted it to. It's possible, it's just takes dedication and actual, honest, hard work. For me the most frustrating part is hands down that he had this massive opportunity to make himself heard, to get into the game-making industry and succeed. But he completely blew it, like most lolcows do.

And now threatens suicide, because people are expecting things of him, and they never did before. If you ever need an argument why not to homeshool your kid, Alex is the only one you'll ever need.

 

[vertexwindi]

Jesus, some of you people need to chill. I'm going to start handing out more threadbans if you can't post without constantly hoping Yandev flips.

 

[Banworld]

Alright, I can concede 2 weeks is a very short time frame. Maybe a month? That's the length of most game jams, yeah? The point is isn't to make YanSim in its fully realized form, just make the equivalent of YanSim's current state in a fraction of the time it's taken to reach pre pre alpha.

Name me a game made in a month-long game jam with the level of complexity of YandereSimulator. Most of those games have multiple people working on them too. You gonna make those models, textures and animations yourself as well? To reach YanSim's current state, I'd say you approximately need about a year or two if you go about it the right ways.

Look at what we've seen of Lovesick - Alex's models, textures and animations, ripped and inserted into a sandbox where you see basic AI being murdered and reacting to murder, and from the corridor test we've seen a few basic textures and models along with NPCs walking and chatting with each other. Oh, and a percentage bar that goes down as murders occur and animation/UI changes to accompany that bar. That takes two weeks. Creating a structure that can react to things on the fly, that can react in sophisticated ways and most importantly, can be extended with relative ease - takes time. Six years of bad work is still work, if someone is walking for 6 years, it'll still take a long time to catch up even if you're sprinting.

So the reason I say it can be done in two years is this:

• No easter eggs taking up development time.
• Better architecture means things can be added much more quickly.
• You already know what features work or are worth adding thanks to someone coming before you and fucking up. Remember when you used to ride your bike to school? Alex added and removed that feature, and I doubt Lovesick will add it back in. That's time they have over Alex just by watching what he did.
• An established market for people willing to work on the project. Alex has cultivated both a fanbase and haterbase who are in the market for a game like this. Check out all the artwork on r/Osana, a bunch of those people would likely contribute to Lovesick if asked. Even diehard YanDev dicksuckers will likely ditch YandereDev if Lovesick reaches a playable state, which means more support for the game coming out.
• The code is already being written in C# and not Javascript, and won't have any of the artefacts left over from converting JS to C#. Alex had to learn C# during the development of YanSim, which was a whole new coding paradigm he still doesn't understand.
• There are hours upon hours of free critique on how to structure the game better. Just last week a professional programmer proposed a new architecture for the students.
• Alex is one man with a revolving door of volunteers, Dr Apeis seems to have other people on board.
• You can decompile Alex's code and see how he's structured certain features, and translate them into your game.
• Dr Apeis is autistic, but not as autistic as Alex - his videos are pretty much what teasers should be, and he likely won't spend as much time 'replying to email' and shit.
• Dr Apeis claims to have professional programming experience, unlike Alex who doesn't seem to grasp OOP.

But even then, Lovesick will need new assets, and it will need to implement things like full student AI, their relationships, crushes, being bullied, as well as their own events for rivals and a whole load of other shit. And what happens once they surpass Alex? Do they have any idea on what things they should add to the game after that? Making any game is hard dude, even something like YanSim where the bar is pretty low and the rewards are pretty high.

 

[foobar2000]

Footage of Alex telling us how it was before Lovesick existed

https://twitter.com/DitzyFlama/status/1282871268912402432

 

[SIGSEGV]

Jesus, some of you people need to chill. I'm going to start handing out more threadbans if you can't post without constantly hoping Yandev flips.

I hope that you do a flip off of a diving board faggot.

 

[walter SMT IV]

if this shit's true it explains a lot about lovesick

 

[Neil]

Ok, I hate to be the one to come into a thread and shit all over it.
You newfags need to calm the hell down. I don't get the seething a-logging hatred you people seem to have for Yandev.

Don't get me wrong, I love a dumpsterfire and I love laughing at it happen in real time, but all of the newfags ruin the fun immensely.

Yandev is a lonely virgin loser in his 30s with no prospects for his future. All he does is rake in money on patreon and procrastinate on making his shit video game.

The shit he does, like suicidebaiting other devs and buying anime sex-dolls is funny and worthy of criticism, but making gay ass trolling plans, going LMAO I GOT BANNED FRUM THE DISCORD LOL over and over, spamming unfunny memes of 20 year old Yandev's head spinning around to haha funny vidjagaem music, trying to message and get the original creators of his unity assets to sue him or revoke his license for some dumbass made up reason, that shit isn't funny. KF isn't the Autistic illuminati that other tryhard faggot who password-guessed himself into Yandev's github and reddit tried to make us out to be.

Let Alex tie his own noose, there doesn't need to be tryhard middle schooler summer faggots coming in trying to prolong the process with their autism. Alex does a good enough job tripping over his own shoelaces and getting himself into dumb situations. Every additional trolling plan or moral grandstanding YanSim knock off only makes the story of Eva less funny and magnitudes more autistic.

95% of this thread now is "i can't wait for this faggot to commit sudoku what a gross idiot loser, nobody fucking likes him, he's a waste of life gais please i want him to die please troll him some more please i want to feel superior to someone else" a-logging or, "OH MY GAWD, THIS GAME HAS PANTY SHOTS AND GORE!! MINORS PLAY THIS!! YANDEREDEV IS A SICK CREEP WHO NEEDS TO GO TO JAIL OR BE KILLED!!" moralfagging.

Good God, imagine, a game about killing high schoolers is designed by a ex-channer weirdo into degenerate anime shit? My shock, imagined! The game isn't fucking designed to be for kids, the only reason kids play it is because it was major LPbait for kindergarten entertainment Youtubers like Markiplier back in the day. No doubt how most of the goddamn newfags here found this thread.

You faggots reek of being socially awkward weirdos cut from the same cloth as Alex who never made friends and were picked on for going through a phase where you liked FNAF or Undertale or whatever other LPbait game was popular last summer. Now you're onto your tumblr callout phase where you NEED to find an enemy to be antagonized by and find a le epik sekrit club online to be le anonymoose troll to make up for being so "cringe" in your last phase.

This fucking thread should have an account time limit or something where newfags with accounts less than 6 months old aren't allowed to post here specifically. I'm personally surprised that the fucking unskippable video of Chris having sex with a blowup doll on the registration screen didn't stop you.

Spend your time finding things to get irrationally angry about elsewhere, this site is for laughs, not autistically demanding the suicide of a bad gamedev for the last thousand pages.
Fuck off back to r/yanderesim or whatever Tumblr callout or Twitter watchdog blog you came from already. Or go outside and pick up a fucking football or something.

I dont have high hopes in Lovesick. As far as I have read removed panty shots and the "pervy aspects".

Sounds to me like a group of offended SJWs that will even change rivals, like the teacher rival just because she is an adult to Senpai and "its groSS" "its cr3333py"

What I said above applies to the remake projects of these games created out of pure spite. They're doomed to fail as well because they're designed by a-logger twitterfags who wanna feel superior to Alex, but miss the point of this kind of game entirely.
The game's a snuff fetish game about killing high schoolers. Adding tons of pronoun shit, removing staples of dumb anime trope shit like pantyshots, including a male yandere all takes away from the original premise of a game based on a stupid anime trope.

Edit: ninja'd by VertexWindi. with way fewer words, i might add

 

[deepFriedBaka]

if this shit's true it explains a lot about lovesick

Oh, boy. Shitstorm incoming.
So many Yandere Simulator inspired games have failed at this point - I wouldn't be surprised if LoveSick goes down in flames sometime soon. Quite honestly, fangames are really just an attempt to do what he did and a lot of them are made out of spite.
I feel like I should give a premature R.I.P to LoveSick. Well, it was fun while it lasted.

Edit:

He has ZERO clue about Unity and coding

should immediately be enough to get rid of his idea to make a fangame. Don't try to make a fangame if you don't know how to code.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

It's odd how when you see the young picture of him



You think 'Dorky kid. He'll grow out of it'. He'll learn not to have pictures taken in profile with a nose like that.

Incidentally, why do some many lolcows have such prominent noses? He reminds me of Virgo Rouge, another person with an impressive snout

However then when you see a more recent picture you realize that ship has sailed.



These pictures are like a 'What it looks like on the Internet versus what you get' meme. And of course when he portrays himself in videos he's a demure teenage girl.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Jesus, some of you people need to chill. I'm going to start handing out more threadbans if you can't post without constantly hoping Yandev flips.

All the assets in the game are already flips though.

 

[Are-A-Ham-A-Key]

All the assets in the game are already flips though.

Well yeah but that's obvious. I also saw what you did there

 

[DickMain]

I'm personally surprised that the fucking unskippable video of Chris having sex with a blowup doll on the registration screen didn't stop you.

That's a thing?

 

[SIGSEGV]

That's a thing?

It used to be lol

 

[Boobie Bomb]

New shit from the land of the rising sun.

 

[DickMain]

It used to be lol

That would explain why I didn't see it then. I think I registered back in, like, January or something recent like that.

In any case, is Yannie doing anything interesting lately? Saw a YT video pop up in recommended about his flip-bait and poked around the last couple of pages but mostly just saw summer A-logs. He's done this before to my knowledge but was there some big, new development that prompted it this time around? Or is it just more of the usual?

 

[deepFriedBaka]

He's done this before to my knowledge but was there some big, new development that prompted it this time around?

Some guy named DrApeis was developing a fangame of YanSim called LoveSick. A bunch of people thought "Wow, you can recreate Yandere Simulator entirely in 2 weeks!" so they started supporting Alex and started supporting DrApeis. Later, Alex tells DrApeis "If the cost of Yandere simulator was ending a person's life, I'd cancel development."

tl;dr - Alex emotionally manipulated DrApeis by threatening to do a flip in order to make sure he didn't have any competition after 6 years.