Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Cheesegirl78]

She didn’t, but she did loudly blast the “F$&@ Donald Trump” song while passing the merchandise sellers by in her car. Still, the video footage of her rant is priceless. It needs to be on here because seeing Tess get angry over little things is hilarious.

Ooh.
So brave. Much edgy.

 

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[Cheesegirl78]

I've never heard anyone say anything bad about Dolly Parton, even people that don't like country music.

That's because Dolly has charm, class and is a thorough professional, and always has been.

Tess has none of those.
Professional prostitute, maybe. Or professional cunt.

 

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[Local Fed]

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I can't imagine being so mad that I'd passive aggressively do that, and then post it to the internet thinking that I come off as cool or something. It's not even that bad or anything, but it's something I'd expect a 17 year old to do and cringe about it years later if they were reminded about it. Then I realize that Tess is twice that age.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Boy, for someone that says not to judge people, she sure does a LOT of it.

 

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To this day, I’m surprised that any brand wants to associate with Tess. She better enjoy the few brands that do still work with her because she’s not as marketable as she used to be.

 

[Dorsia.Reservation]

I've never heard anyone say anything bad about Dolly Parton, even people that don't like country music.

That's because Dolly has charm, class and is a thorough professional, and always has been.

Tess has none of those.
Professional prostitute, maybe. Or professional cunt.

Tess has always been notice me southern senpai with Dolly.


Dolly has worked her ass off, taken care of her whole family, employs thousands of people in Tennessee (she is a saint here, even on a state license plate), helped raise the high school graduation rate in a part of Tennessee, is insanely passionate about childhood literary/education...she would be absolutely appalled by someone like Tess.

 

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[Local Fed]

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I thought that the second picture was of her holding one of those Hitachi magic wands from the thumbnail and I started having Vietnam flashbacks.

 

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[Golgo 13]

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She tries to use the Rockabilly/50s pin up look but every time I see here picture, I see the cottage cheese biceps

 

[Local Fed]

She tries to use the Rockabilly/50s pin up look but every time I see here picture, I see the cottage cheese biceps

"But Marilyn Monroe was a curvy girl too."

 

[Golgo 13]

"But Marilyn Monroe was a curvy girl too."

Yeah, Kim West is closer to Marilyn’s body type than this land whale. The problem is they are given a fuckin inch, but of course they take a fuckin Tess Holiday mile.

 

[Dorsia.Reservation]

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Even the Duggars and Bates shill fabfatfun.
Bottom of barrel...scraped.

 

[multiverse]

Even the Duggars and Bates shill fabfatfun.
Bottom of barrel...scraped.

I was just gonna say - FabFitFun is a really low brow subscription box service; the pay can't be very good because they seem to hand out spon codes to just about anyone.

Plus, did you peep the cheese and grapes set up next to her, like can this bitch bot go five minutes without having food at hand? It's a box full of makeup and body products, wtf does that have to do with a backyard picnic?

 

[Cheesegirl78]

I was just gonna say - FabFitFun is a really low brow subscription box service; the pay can't be very good because they seem to hand out spon codes to just about anyone.

Plus, did you peep the cheese and grapes set up next to her, like can this bitch bot go five minutes without having food at hand? It's a box full of makeup and body products, wtf does that have to do with a backyard picnic?

You sometimes get picnic items in the boxes, like plates/cutlery and insulated fabric coolers.

I dropped my subscription for money reasons, and was a bit sad about it, but I feel better about it now, knowing that the Duggars and Tess get their boxes as well.

 

[melty]

FabFitFun looks like if Marshall's delivered to your house. And her link to "twineofficial" is misspelled and doesn't work, and even if it did work it would tag the wrong brand.. it's amazing she gets any of these partnerships at all.

 

[JambledUpWords]

FabFitFun looks like if Marshall's delivered to your house. And her link to "twineofficial" is misspelled and doesn't work, and even if it did work it would tag the wrong brand.. it's amazing she gets any of these partnerships at all.

She doesn’t care as much about that as much as she does passing the requirements to get another paycheck. I imagine that she’ll use this money to get more sheet cakes, press on nails, and fast food. That feeder money better be good because she still has necessities to pay for.

 

[bloomingcactus]

If you were getting paid by companies to showcase their products wouldn't you make sure the photos were in fucking focus? Half the time she posts blurry photos be it fabletics or this set. Why would you pay her for this shit? (Rhetorical question)