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Rwandan Knullckles...
🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.
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- Oct 20, 2018
The fuck is "child porn lite"?
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LOL he took that comment about Nora being underage really badly.
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It is being recognized as the Singapore of Africa and a superpower in the continent.
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She does look *really* young.
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He's talking about loli hentai, but it's a moot point because Ralph's the one who confuses "legal" for "ethical". If the US age of consent was less than 18, how low would Ralph go?
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This week only!
Rwandan Knullckles vs The Gunt w/ jail bait tag in.
Commentators will be Dax The Prom King, and People's Populist Press.
Tickets are $10($30 at the door), $80 for box seating.
Send all inquires to Love_Machine at the kiwi farms.
Rwandan Knullckles vs The Gunt w/ jail bait tag in.
Commentators will be Dax The Prom King, and People's Populist Press.
Tickets are $10($30 at the door), $80 for box seating.
Send all inquires to Love_Machine at the kiwi farms.
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It's nice the courts are giving him visitation rights despite the felony.
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That is so fucking creepy. This girl literally looks like a child jesus christ wtf. It's like he went to go look for any girl apart of the Harry Potter Fanclub and said "Yeah ill take that one."
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She looks really strung out to me, I wonder what Ralph has her on to prevent her from having a mental breakdown and hurting herself. Also look at that forehead, and just the entirety of her face for that matter... she still has fucking teen acne. They probably had to go to Walmart to get her some acne cream, you know the bottle with the Disney princess on it.
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His face is massive what the hell. Dude looks like he stuck his face in a bee hive.
She looks really fucking young there, like mid-teens young. I guess we know Seethin' Ralph's type now; kids.
What the hell are her parent's doing letting her meet with this guy that looks like the diabetic crossbreed of a potato and a raw sausage?
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I didn't even know ralph was at it again till he started sperging about jersh. For someone who has been on the Internet for so long, I'm surprised he isnt still familiarized with the Streisand Effect.
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Ethan lemme give it to you straight since I know you're reading thing. Stop trying to make Soph jealous, she's not going to date you.
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holy shit listen to this fat fuck gasp for air after every other word he speaks, just sitting down and driving a car
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He is really upping the creativity factor! A line at Walmart during a pandemic? Fucking hard hitting content.
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Same energy! Ralph should start a tips goal and put on a vest when he reaches it:
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Someone help, I think my brain broke trying to follow all of this.
Shitposters in this thread are shitposting as always, talking shit about Ralph. Josh comes in and throws a few sassy comments around and Ralph has a nuclear meltdown. This prompts more shitposting in the thread and Ralph's meltdown is reaching levels we never though possible, though just like the Commies after Chernobyl he is denying the critical levels of asshurt being experienced.
This is all somehow linked to the "sacrifice to the corn" comment on a stream months ago. Is that about right?
ps what the fuck is his weird fixation with Null's peen?
Shitposters in this thread are shitposting as always, talking shit about Ralph. Josh comes in and throws a few sassy comments around and Ralph has a nuclear meltdown. This prompts more shitposting in the thread and Ralph's meltdown is reaching levels we never though possible, though just like the Commies after Chernobyl he is denying the critical levels of asshurt being experienced.
This is all somehow linked to the "sacrifice to the corn" comment on a stream months ago. Is that about right?
ps what the fuck is his weird fixation with Null's peen?
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Ralph is certain that the gunt is the only corporeal flesh that can bust that first nut and he's playing the long game.
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