🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[4str4staleatherbelt]

"Ralph met Nora when she was 17" came from Mister Metokur's ex-best internet friend King of pol right?

 

[Fslur]

"Ralph met Nora when she was 17" came from Mister Metokur's ex-best internet friend King of pol right?

Correct

He met Nora when she was 17 online. They started e-dating when she was 18. He use to talk /pol/ shit with everyone all the time in skype calls with peoples and bullshit about GGrevolt shit(this was like 2014-15) then she joined the Skype and he was against the idea of those discussions and she made him leave the skype group.

Majority of the skype group was shitposting and vidya posting at that time.

That's the most of what I recall. Nora was very much a "planner" in the sense that she was smart enough to plan ahead of things she wanted to achieve online from what I recall and she is very much like Ralph in the sense that she will take anything you post or say and save it to use on a rainy day against you if you ever upset her, which was very easy to do mind you.

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[Cow Poly]

I just can’t wrap my head around a woman allowing ER to to put his lil weenie inside. First - she would have to be okay with having griseled hanging veiny greasy gunt flaps sliding up and down on either her stomach or the small of her back. Second - the geometry of this seems to only allow the tip of an already undersized member to penetrate what ... the entrance and first inch of a pussy?
You’re telling me that any woman would be just barely not horrified enough by hobbit gunt to allow herself to be NOT satisfied by mediocre penetration?
Perhaps a VR mask, a vibrator, heavy cologne, weapons grade meth, grooming, mental illness, housing insecurity and a financial transaction COULD make this possible... but I really can’t say.

 

[Perspicacity]

I apparently have power over the Gunt now:

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This is amazing power that I apparently now wield.... THIS COULD KILL MILLIONS

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Hey @theralph if things don't work out with your 18 year old daughter you can always move to Rwanda!

That's the creepiest father/daughter picture I've ever seen.

 

[High Tea]

I just can’t wrap my head around a woman allowing ER to to put his lil weenie inside. First - she would have to be okay with having griseled hanging veiny greasy gunt flaps sliding up and down on either her stomach or the small of her back. Second - the geometry of this seems to only allow the tip of an already undersized member to penetrate what ... the entrance and first inch of a pussy?

Well, if it's like dealing with other guntlemen, the girl straddles him on top, helps if things are harder to get in. Some kind of clothing or blanket or something to help with chafing. And drugs and/or booze can't hurt.

 

[itsoktobewhite]

Anticipating her actual father coming after the gunt wih a shotgun.
Seems like gunt is projecting his own dick problems onto null. This jailbait is definitely not being fulfilled.
By the way, that rwanda aids tweet was pretty spicy for a blue check. Hope he doesn’t lose it over that, since that’s the only thing he’s got to validate his massive ego!

 

[nohull]

The fuck is "child porn lite"?


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"Child porn lite" is when you want to fuck Soph and make deepfakes out of her, which makes the gunt jealous.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Likeicare with the hot take

 

[floom]

Online girlfriend - expectation vs reality

 

[Bob Barker]

Online girlfriend - expectation vs reality

Don't be too hard on her, lots of young girls have acne.

 

[nohull]

Likeicare with the hot take
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Hold up, Likeicare is still alive? I assumed this nihilistic edgelord died of a heroin overdose like the EDiot admin that preceded him.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Hold up, Likeicare is still alive? I assumed this nihilistic edgelord died of a heroin overdose like the EDiot admin that preceded him.

Yeah, I see him pop up from time to time. Too bad @likeicare got banned, he was fun as chaotic neutral occasionally.

 

[Likeigod]

Hold up, Likeicare is still alive? I assumed this nihilistic edgelord died of a heroin overdose like the EDiot admin that preceded him.

You shouldnt be so rude to the few people in this world who genuinely like you

Also ive never done opiates in my life, retract this slander

 

[nohull]

You shouldnt be so rude to the few people in this world who genuinely like you

Also ive never done opiates in my life, retract this slander

That's flattering thank you, I'm not Josh though, are you too high/drunk to tell the difference?

 

[Figger Naggot]

@nohull fools another one.

 

[Likeigod]

That's flattering thank you, I'm not Josh though, are you too high/drunk to tell the difference?

Im at work on my phone and only half reading

Very good tho

I should have realised, josh doesnt talk like that

@nohull fools another one.

I feel so trolled tbh RIP

 

[itsoktobewhite]

love the triple post.

 

[Dell Conagher]

Isent it strange that since ralph has a felony for assault, he cant own a gun. but hes still allowed to violate a child on a bi-weekly basis?

funfact:
when ralphs gf was born, ralph was 17 years old

 

[Likeigod]

violate a child on a bi-weekly basis?

I miss those days

 

[nohull]

Very good tho

I should have realised, josh doesnt talk like that

Wow, you're so cool and uncaring, and yet, you feel in the need of letting us all know.

I feel so trolled tbh RIP

So sad, F in chat.

I miss those days

Yeah, too bad Nick Bate was jailed, he was a lot of fun.