🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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I just can’t wrap my head around a woman allowing ER to to put his lil weenie inside. First - she would have to be okay with having griseled hanging veiny greasy gunt flaps sliding up and down on either her stomach or the small of her back. Second - the geometry of this seems to only allow the tip of an already undersized member to penetrate what ... the entrance and first inch of a pussy?
You’re telling me that any woman would be just barely not horrified enough by hobbit gunt to allow herself to be NOT satisfied by mediocre penetration?
Perhaps a VR mask, a vibrator, heavy cologne, weapons grade meth, grooming, mental illness, housing insecurity and a financial transaction COULD make this possible... but I really can’t say.
It's either one of two things, the funny thing being that Ralph is into some weird kink shit like getting pegged or something and isn't capable of conventional sex so he found some crazy girl into it... or the sad thing being that this girl has zero shame, I honestly lean towards this as the reason when I was looking through all of her weird shit one of the videos that I found was that stream where her ex fiancee duct tapes the dildo to his head, he literally just does it without any sort of queue to do it, it's one of the more bizarre things I've seen a grown man do randomly. It's her reaction at the end of it all that is very telling:

So if Faith does indeed love Ralph he could probably embarrass himself 100 times over and she'd still stay with him... even if we get the 8K gunt footage or Ralph streams himself with a dildo taped to his head she'll still love him.
 
Yes, and I literally explained to you why Ralph uses it.
I get why he's doing it. My point is that he's not saying what he's referencing and seeing how he was saying earlier how the farms lies and deletes things, I'd like him to back up what he's saying. I know he won't because the current state Ethan is in and the fact that there's nothing to his claims. I'm am really annoyed by the snuff films claim though. I'm fairly certain that he and Gator both championed Null for holding onto the his principles by keeping the shooting vid up and telling NZ to piss off. I guess journalistic integrity or whatever the hell they were praising him for back then doesn't matter when corn's involved.
 
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@theralph maybe you should get off your gunt and start a family before giving Null , or anyone else, advice.
If Ralph knocks up the new girl but then goes full deadbeat Dad, expect him to act like that makes him a Big Family Man, just as his long distance "marriage" to Nora made him a married man with responsibilities to the wife.

Watch him try to lord his undesirable parody of Having Your Shit Together over Detractors.
 
bigs up to teaclips for clipping the ralph chimpout from this morning so I can just watch that



ralph was demanding she do this, right, so he can't be mad she would

the webcam is legitimately the best thing Ralph has ever done and the payoff to that little fucker is probably going to be some of the funniest shit this website has ever seen. I can feel it in my marrow.
 
Why did he feel the need to affirm this? Lol
i guess its kind of like Alan Dershowitz repeatedly stating on twitter that he kept his underwear on when he got a "massage" at Jeffrey Epsteins pedo island

im curious about the child porn claims

is that from the time we raided the "sociopath" forum and that guy posted his own dick then reported it as child porn to the host @Null or is this something else

also i know josh can get his dick hard because he masturbates on cam for me
 
I get why he's doing it. My point is that he's not saying what he's referencing and seeing how he was saying earlier how the farms lies and deletes things, I'd like him to back up what he's saying. I know he won't because the current state Ethan is in and the fact that there's nothing to his claims. I'm am really annoyed by the snuff films claim though. I'm fairly certain that he and Gator both championed Null for holding onto the his principles by keeping the shooting vid up and telling NZ to piss off. I guess journalistic integrity or whatever the hell they were praising him for back then doesn't matter when corn's involved.
Ralph is lying and implying as usual. Typical woman behaviour.
 
Having a need to affirm it makes it less believable.
Maybe Ralph's obsession with Null's penis is due to him having issues with his micropenis? Someone needs to make a master cut of all the times Ralph has mentioned Null's penis both verbally and written, we're probably at well over a dozen mentions by now.
 
Maybe Ralph's obsession with Null's penis is due to him having issues with his micropenis? Someone needs to make a master cut of all the times Ralph has mentioned Null's penis both verbally and written, we're probably at well over a dozen mentions by now.
I like how in the segment Tea Clips cut out Gator said that he knew Ralph wasn't hacked because the first thing he did after getting his account back was tweet about Null's penis. I know it was said with a joking tone but that should tell you where Ralph is at right now lmao.
 
She asked me why/who removed the alleged micropenis picture in Ralph's ED article.

Ah, it was due to someone alleging Ralph had DMCA'd ED to get his microdick removed. To my knowledge this is untrue.
 
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