Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

I’m honestly surprised that the Transon Family still has Kevin around, just sitting on Twitter all day and not exactly helping in any way, shape, or form.

 

[Livecorpse]

I’m honestly surprised that the Transon Family still has Kevin around, just sitting on Twitter all day and not exactly helping in any way, shape, or form.

Are we still running with the theory that Kevin has a big inheritance and is helping finance this clusterfuck? That's the only thing I can think of; that or he really is just a wet hole for them to shove their girldicks into.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Are we still running with the theory that Kevin has a big inheritance and is helping finance this clusterfuck? That's the only thing I can think of; that or he really is just a wet hole for them to shove their girldicks into.

I mean... "pleasant personality" certainly isn't why they keep Kevsie around. And he's not exactly domestic... so yeah, I'm betting money.

In all honesty, this thread is probably keeping Kevin from ending up in a hole on the ranch as all of a sudden there'd be people who would "miss" him.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Are we still running with the theory that Kevin has a big inheritance and is helping finance this clusterfuck? That's the only thing I can think of; that or he really is just a wet hole for them to shove their girldicks into.

Inheritance seems like a long shot in terms of staking a ranch on it, too much could change for it to be a sure thing. So, maybe.
And I wouldn’t put a stolen girldick anywhere near the ‘am holes’ of Kevin, but then again I am a bigot.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Or he's bullshitting as usual.
Bonnie was supposed to be up to his neck in debt well before buying the Silverado, and IIRC it was around $15.000.
I'd say all of them are living well above their means, especially KevKev.

I think your underestimating the land of the free, home of the whoppers biggest industry. Consumer Credit Card Debt
I would bet good money that the gang are all in some form of credit debt. I remember lurking some Reddit tranny thread and there was a discussion about some trannies who think transitioning and changing there name would absolve them of their debt. No idea if they think this but food for thought.

I can't put it into words very well, but I notice aspects in Kevin's prose and text communication mannerisms that feel definitely masculine. Maybe a more versed Gibesologist can't better describe this feeling I'm getting from his prose?

I know other people had said “because he IS a man” but I wanted to add my take as an expert Gibesologist.
The way Kev talks reflects his world view of what being a woman is. His vision of women is externally surface level. All you need to do to be a woman (in his eyes) is call yourself a woman and dress like one. He doesn’t think there are any other lived experiences or nuances involved with presenting as a woman.

On the topic of income, I'm no expert on alpaca farm financials but considering the general unchecked spending around the tranny ranch at this point it seems like something else shifty has to be going on. They have to be absolutely bleeding funds, from the constant frivolous expensive toy purchases to the expensive impractical guns to the hormones to the road trips/car payments, building materials, general supplies for the house for multiple people (that they surely also vastly overspend for), feed for the animals, gas for the generator, internet, cell phones, computers, every time you look there's something else they're pissing their money away on, and alpaca wool isn't exactly a hot commodity. Even with all the gofundme scams the numbers don't seem to add up, they should be dead broke by now.

Is there anything that might confirm or disprove the idea of them cooking meth out there? Their vaguely outlined road trips to "drop off alpaca fiber" seem a hair suspicious to me (why not just mail it?), and while many members of the squad strike me as too stupid to navigate a black market enterprise like that Ol' Mistress Penny with his military background does give me meth cook vibes. Plus if they were dipping into the supply it would help explain their impulsiveness and relentless fetishism, but those are common features of trannyism regardless, so who knows.

I've got my fingers crossed that they are cooking: hearing reporters break the news of federal agents being involved in a standoff at the tenacious unicorn ranch, an alpaca farm run by a group of polyamorous transexuals that served as a cover for a methamphetamine production facility would be the kind of story perfectly befitting our clown timeline.

Them cooking meth is very unlikely. Firstly there all too stupid but also too open. If they were cooking Kevvie would of already taken photos of it and tweeted about how cool they are.
that and they are making the ranch into an open house for“ trans folk”. If they were cooking they would not take any photos and not invite randos with cell phones to come live there.

Now if they all did a media blackout and stopped sharing photos of the ranch then I would be suspicious.

Im just respecting Kat's wishes on how they want to be referred to by, it costs me legitimately nothing

im a Trans Woman myself, i can't refer to Kathryn as male, and expect others to do it for me...though to be fair it isn't required

You are the reason people like Kev exist and people don’t accept you. You need to fucking have some standards for what is considered “trans” otherwise you let lunatics like Kevvie come in and make you a laughing stock.

congratulations, you get what you fucking deserve.

Spoiler: Kevin and gender sperging

I will admit that there is a part of me that wants to give Kevin a break since the absolute madlad got the surgery. My normal stance was, if a trans person goes the whole way (srs) then I would leave them alone.
However, Kevvie has made me change my stance, Kevvie is proof that getting “bottom” surgery does nothing to help him. It has not improved his quality of living or his “dysphoria” infact it has been a net loss all things considered.
Kevvie is already lost but we could save some “trans” people by alerting them to Kevvie since he talks about all things trans like the North Koreans tsk about their supreme leaders.

 

[stinkmeaner]

holy shit what a read. Kevin has devolved even more since i've been following

 

[AlexaAutismo]

Not to powerlevel too hard but from people that I know personally, they do not experience these incredibly negligent, and fetishistic shit that kevin keeps going on about, even wanting, or have had the surgery.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Still can't wrap my head around the fact that he thinks hes a fucking celebrity.

 

[Chewing Character]

Not to powerlevel too hard but from people that I know personally, they do not experience these incredibly negligent, and fetishistic shit that kevin keeps going on about, even wanting, or have had the surgery.

I think his behavior (and many other trooncows' behavior) comes from being extremely online dudes. Kevin was raised on /b/. He's been exposed from a young age to enormous amounts of porn, and there's no way the porn on 2008 /b/ didn't effect his developing mental pathways.

 

[AlexaAutismo]

I think his behavior (and many other trooncows' behavior) comes from being extremely online dudes. Kevin was raised on /b/. He's been exposed from a young age to enormous amounts of porn, and there's no way the porn on 2008 /b/ didn't effect his developing mental pathways.

I could totally see that and to try and not powerlevel further at least one of those individuals was pretty much raised on /b/. They turned out fine, which leaves me scratching my head further as to how Kevin got this way.
Really makes you think.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Not to powerlevel too hard but from people that I know personally, they do not experience these incredibly negligent, and fetishistic shit that kevin keeps going on about, even wanting, or have had the surgery.

And this is why the worst of them being the most visible is a problem.

I could totally see that and to try and not powerlevel further at least one of those individuals was pretty much raised on /b/. They turned out fine, which leaves me scratching my head further as to how Kevin got this way.
Really makes you think.

The key might be a predisposition for mental illness and personality disorders besides gender dysphoria.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

I could totally see that and to try and not powerlevel further at least one of those individuals was pretty much raised on /b/. They turned out fine, which leaves me scratching my head further as to how Kevin got this way.
Really makes you think.

Kevin got this way because he's an autistic narcissist like most other lolcows. If it wasn't trooning it would've been something else. His poor mother.

 

[Bubonic_Vague]

What a sniveling great coward Kevie is. "I couldn't possibly STAND to check for myself, but if anyone thinks I'm in danger, take it up with Mistress Penny." That turkey-looking transdaddy is surely way too busy to patrol the ranch perimeter watching for internet meanies who traveled hundreds or even thousands of miles to some rural shithole to - do what, point and laugh at Kev's hairline, shudder in disgust at his moobs and diaper, wait for a glimpse of his am hole?
He's flattering himself if he assumes anyone here would get within 100 feet of him, let alone commit GBH on his actual person.

Of course, if he WAS genuinely worried about physical attacks from bigots, he's got all the time and space in the world to get himself fit, learn some self-defence moves, do target practice - shit that ACTUAL women do all the time. But no, not our poor quivering little cutie, he needs to be kept safe indoors with his teddy bears and dilators.

Bonnie content

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I am woman, hear me roar
In numbers too big to ignore
And I know too much to go back an' pretend

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I wonder if Bonnie and Penny are having a torrid Brokeback Mountain summer out behind the 'paca sheds. Damaged as Bonnie is, he's no hothouse flower. Indeed the woman's blouse and big flabby moobs do nothing to hide how months of manual labour in the great outdoors have tanned and bulked him up, to where one can ALMOST glimpse the dude that could have been. Estrogen can only squash Penny's urges so much, on those long hot days when Kev is torturing his stinking gash and permeating the house.

 

[Sperghetti]

Because Kevin hates dilating and like a kid he uses any excuse to get out of it.

You know, that situation really summarizes the essence of Kevin: He babbles endlessly about wanting to shove things into his am hole, but when he’s required to actually do that for medical reasons, he’ll find any excuse not to. And then five minutes later, he’s back to prattling on about stuff he wants to shove up there.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

I think his behavior (and many other trooncows' behavior) comes from being extremely online dudes. Kevin was raised on /b/. He's been exposed from a young age to enormous amounts of porn, and there's no way the porn on 2008 /b/ didn't effect his developing mental pathways.

We're working so hard to find a cure for the coronavirus, yet we continue to allow 4chan to exist.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

We're working so hard to find a cure for the coronavirus, yet we continue to allow 4chan to exist.

4chan's alright, you're just not supposed to let it raise your kids.

 

[Missus]

Kevin turned me into a trans exclusionist.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

You know, that situation really summarizes the essence of Kevin: He babbles endlessly about wanting to shove things into his am hole, but when he’s required to actually do that for medical reasons, he’ll find any excuse not to. And then five minutes later, he’s back to prattling on about stuff he wants to shove up there.

Kevin is all about short-term pleasures - that's why he buys all those shitty plastic toys; not because he'll play with them but because it gives his brain an endorphin rush. Again - I'd never recommend the Mengele surgery for anyone, but for someone like Kevin it's an even more horrible idea. He was never going to keep up with dilating because he has the attention span of a house fly. But at least us regular folks is getting enjoyment out of squashing those, but what does Kevin get?

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

...internet meanies who traveled hundreds or even thousands of miles to some rural shithole to - do what, point and laugh at Kev's hairline, shudder in disgust at his moobs and diaper, wait for a glimpse of his am hole?

You know what? Tran Ranch would make a pretty good scenario for Delta Green.

Spoiler: like this

You're on your way to a ranch in rural Colorado. Someone probably reported some "suspicious cult activity", the hundredth one this week, but this one apparently did convince the higher-ups to give the order, and your cell got the short straw.

You arrive by dusk, just your luck. Nothing suspicious outside. No altars, no shoggoths, no ominous chanting from either the main building or the metal shed nearby. Who reported what based on what? Farm animals, farm equipment, farm buildings, no-fucking-thing out of ordinary.

Your squad leader motions all agents to get closer, and then outlines the plan: two people watch the entrance to the main building while the other two check the shed out. No objections, you're all armed, you're all experienced, you've all done this a thousand times.

The shed proves to be an ordinary shed - no occult tools lying around, no eldritch scrawlings, no blood, no slime, nothing at all. It's just a shed. A completely ordinary, albeit incomplete shed. You can smell, however, the lingering smell of marijuana, which could explain everything - but your leader insists to conduct a thorough investigation, so the main building is next.

The front door is closed - obviously - and locked - with the kind of lock you'd expect to see on the doors of a high-security warehouse, like the one you got your equipment from. Is it there to keep invaders out or something in? You're going to discover it soon, you think to yourself, as you pull your lockpicking kit out from its pouch.

You manage to pick the lock by the time the last rays of the sun disappear beyond the horizon: fuckers had some custom pins installed in an already high-security lock.

"-With all due respect, I still assert we should've breached in, sir.
-I'll gladly give the order when you get me some completely silent explosives - until then, shut up and pick it, agent.
What in the-?"

The air immediately changes inside. A foul miasma fills the air, the smell of rot and evil, and bright orange slime - orange? so it's not a shoggoth - covers the walls and the floor.
As you ready your weapon and wait for orders, you hear a stir, sense a shambling presence in the darkness:
"MisssSSSssstressSSs?"
Five seconds pass and a queer voice rings out from further inside - queer in both the old and the modern sense - "Yes, Kat?" Kat? Cat? Did they kidnap and convert someone? Or transmorphed a pet?
"I ssSenssSSse introoooderSSSss!"
As the presence shambles closer, you can finally see a humanoid outline and a vivid blue rod in its right hand. The squad leader still didn't give any orders, but you finally move your trigger finger from the trigger guard to the trigger when you hear a howling:
"KAT, DILATE!"
REFLEX CHECK TO AVERT YOUR EYES DIFF 20
FAILED
MYTHOS CHECK TO SHRUG OFF DIFF 90
FAILED
SAN CHECK TO SURVIVE DIFF 50
SUCCESS
LOSE HALF YOUR SANITY, PASS OUT

Boom, TPK. Better luck next time.

Edit: minor clean-up.

 

[Cranky Hermit]

This will surely end well.


Transfemininity being associated with sexuality and weird fetishes? How strange. It's almost like certain very vocal, visible members of the trans community won't shut the fuck up about their porn obsessions or their gross fetishes like diaper wetting .


I have a feeling any new member of the ranch with a still functional penis has to go on "Kathryn duty" as a right of passage. Also... ew.