Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Mackerel Fish Stew]

Troon GF twitter < so anyone brave enough to do a deep dive will note that 'Hailey' has a weiner. And actually a somewhat malformed one. Like a triangle.

My god, you weren't kidding. I have never seen a chode quite so wide and yet pointy before Why is it that every male lolcow without fail has such an abnormal dick??
I suppose for the sake of posterity, we should archive video evidence of the soft drink can penis which Kevin is planning on cramming up his rotting am hole this August. Will it fit? (My money's on no.)

Spoiler: NSFW TRIANGULAR GIRLDICK

Spoiler: YOU WERE WARNED

Source (archive, no video)

 

[AJneedsElocution]

IIRC they were offering space specifically to people who came with their own accomodation, I.E. trailers.

Is Penny rent labour seeking now?

My god, you weren't kidding. I have never seen a chode quite so wide and yet pointy before Why is it that every male lolcow without fail has such an abnormal dick??
I suppose for the sake of posterity, we should archive video evidence of the soft drink can penis which Kevin is planning on cramming up his rotting am hole this August. Will it fit? (My money's on no.)

Spoiler: NSFW TRIANGULAR GIRLDICK

Spoiler: YOU WERE WARNED

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Source (archive, no video)

If Hailey makes it deep enough 'am hole' will become 'am canyon'

 

[candle tiger]

I didn't remember Kevin talking about this HaileyAdamsXXX, so I went on his Twitter and looked him up. He's the one Kevin went on that autistic Animal Crossing """""date""""" with. I can't stop laughing at how retarded Kevin's villager is He's dressed up in a little girl outfit with a binkie and a bow so it just looks like he's getting groomed by a pedophile but knowing him, that's probably something he's into.

Note the timestamp there - they became 'girlfriends' back in May. A quick twitter search with date restrictions shows that Kevin and this dude started following each other back in February and a month later he's already inviting him to the farm. And now in July during covid season Kevin is planning to hop on a plane to visit him. He must really want that wedge dick.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

My god, you weren't kidding. I have never seen a chode quite so wide and yet pointy before Why is it that every male lolcow without fail has such an abnormal dick??
I suppose for the sake of posterity, we should archive video evidence of the soft drink can penis which Kevin is planning on cramming up his rotting am hole this August. Will it fit? (My money's on no.)

Spoiler: NSFW TRIANGULAR GIRLDICK

Spoiler: YOU WERE WARNED

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Source (archive, no video)

It's the fucking "tumblr nose" of dicks.

 

[s0mbra]

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you know...I don't like making fun of peoples dicks. that's not something you can control...But how does someone have a worse looking dick than YANIVS????

 

[Spastic Colon]

Maybe all that tucking they do mangles the dick. Like foot binding for Chinese women. Or maybe they just troon out because they have embarrassing dicks. I wonder, if they could do plastic surgeries to make dicks more attractive -- would that result in fewer troons?

 

[BallBuster]

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This will surely end well.

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Transfemininity being associated with sexuality and weird fetishes? How strange. It's almost like certain very vocal, visible members of the trans community won't shut the fuck up about their porn obsessions or their gross fetishes like diaper wetting .

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I have a feeling any new member of the ranch with a still functional penis has to go on "Kathryn duty" as a right of passage. Also... ew.

Wait isn’t that troon essentially homeless? Kev is going to visit a homeless troon, wonder if they going to shack up in his car.

also instead of buying plane tickets, he should have donated to his go fund me to pay off his car. Probably would have been more beneficial.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Well, at least Hailey's cock looks like it could realistically fit into Kevin's closing wound at this point.

 

[ValVenus]

you know...I don't like making fun of peoples dicks. that's not something you can control...But how does someone have a worse looking dick than YANIVS????

I do agree re the dick thing. I remember looking at this guy's twitter after the Animal Crossing 'date', and I'm sure he mentioned his dick changed to that after starting HRT. If I find said evidence, I will update

also LOL at the hypocrisy of Kev's retweet

 

[candle tiger]

also LOL at the hypocrisy of Kev's retweet
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Hasn't Kevin literally admitted to transitioning as a fulfillment of his sissification fetish or am I thinking of another troon?

 

[Sperghetti]

I also want to add my vote to those who think it's insane that Kevin keeps posting publicly when he can't handle the consequences of it (ie a thread here). I think he does it because he believes he shouldn't have to deal with those consequences, and somehow for Kevvie, when he plans things he equates "unfair" with 'won't happen". Thus he is perpetually surprised when the unpleasant thing does happen.

Actually, typing it out like that makes it sound kind of like a symptom of a neurodevelopmental disorder. Is this kind of planning failure noticeable in many autistic people?

Well, it’s a trait many lolcows share, so make of that what you will.

 

[ValVenus]

Hasn't Kevin literally admitted to transitioning as a fulfillment of his sissification fetish or am I thinking of another troon?

Why not both? But also Kevin...

Can't wait to see you in a women's restroom uwu
archive

 

[Cowboy Christ]

This person makes my eyes sting.

 

[Neko GF]

Kevie's forth year anniversary of being a troon is coming up!:

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1284540647932702720 (Archive)

4 years of transitioning and he still doesn't even remotely pass. In terms of his appearance, all he has to show after 4 years of transition is a receding hairline, a beer gut, hairy legs, and moobs.

Fetish sperging:

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1284546397878882309 (Archive)
https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1284546397878882309 (Archive)

Kevie whining about a number on a screen:

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1284622099596767232 (Archive)

"If someone you know is making you uncomfortable, you don't need to tell them and can go straight to the blocking them..."

 

[ValVenus]

Oh, the perils of being a celebrity. Reminder that this man is 33!!

 

[the khat quaffer]

Im just respecting Kat's wishes on how they want to be referred to by, it costs me legitimately nothing

Honoring their pronoun choice costs the fall of Western civilization

Maybe all that tucking they do mangles the dick. Like foot binding for Chinese women. Or maybe they just troon out because they have embarrassing dicks. I wonder, if they could do plastic surgeries to make dicks more attractive -- would that result in fewer troons?

Was it Freud who more or less said that everything in life can be explained starting at the crotch? Because the crotch/sexuality certainly does seem to define every single last thing about these troon horrors.

Also, lmao @ that horrible dick Hailey has. Does anyone remember that one Jeffrey Epstein interrogation that ended abruptly after the interrogator asked, 'Is it true you have an egg-shaped penis? That starts out thick but gets smaller toward the top?'

Edit to not double post: what the fuck is delta dick gonna do to Kevin's crunchy rot pocket? Motherfucker is moaning about being on the third or fourth dot or whatever. He's still healing and having complications. It even started closing back up after ...however many hours Kevin went on that road trip so some dilation progress has been lost.

Meeting Kevin might be the wake up call Hailey needs to get him scared straight.

 

[Enoby Way]

Was it Freud who more or less said that everything in life can be explained starting at the crotch? Because the crotch/sexuality certainly does seem to define every single last thing about these troon horrors.

Idk about normal people (including non-fetishist trans people), but for troons? Freud is always right. Oral, anal or genital fixations. With Kevvy its all three.

 

[AJneedsElocution]

Kevie's forth year anniversary of being a troon is coming up!:
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1284540647932702720 (Archive)

4 years of transitioning and he still doesn't even remotely pass. In terms of his appearance, all he has to show after 4 years of transition is a receding hairline, a beer gut, hairy legs, and moobs.

Fetish sperging:
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1284546397878882309 (Archive)
https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1284546397878882309 (Archive)

Kevie whining about a number on a screen:
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1284622099596767232 (Archive)

"If someone you know is making you uncomfortable, you don't need to tell them and can go straight to the blocking them..."

This collection of tweets is undisstilled AGP fetishism

I will never understand this kinda tr00n lunacy tho,he spergs about girl dicks and wanting to getting pounded by cock,then about 'sapphic dreams' right afterwards

Makes me thunk,Kev kev doesnt like anal,wonder what Haileys kinks are,could lead to a fun saga after their 'date'

 

[Aviva's Biotech-Breakdown]

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I know actually autistic people intensely fixate on random things, but the thing I find most grotesque about Kevin--even after keeping up with this thread since its inception--is that he is hoarding more toys than I've ever seen, like even on a baby shower registry. He is a 33 year old man who owns like 80 different Transformers.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

This is it. Kevin's number one fantasy, that of being "vaginally" penetrated by a penis aka am hole, is about to be fulfilled. Doing that for the first time is essentially his peak troondom - what he spent so much time money and headspace on. And we already know his dreams of getting "pounded" aren't going to happen. More like slowly and just the tip.

interesting that he’s gonna give his virginity to an outsider he’s only known for like 5 months on Twitter... I assumed master Penny put up with his laziness and mooching because that he was promised Prima Nocta when Kevvie was healed. Is Penny... a cuck?

Not much info from @desert_daisie who is the latest Troon Ranch member. I was hoping for some insight, especially with Penny and Kev away on the trip to Washington...

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When he says 'trailer'....is this his own? I guess he's not in Tin Cottage anyway.

Fucking lol, that’s exactly how I expect these emotionally fragile troons to react. Arrive in the middle of nowhere in the blistering heat, get welcomed by two lumbering figures wielding weapons, get your complementary gay pride flag and rape whistle and your on your own. Enjoy living in a trailer, have a good cry and get ready to work

Kevie's forth year anniversary of being a troon is coming up!:
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1284540647932702720 (Archive)

4 years of transitioning and he still doesn't even remotely pass. In terms of his appearance, all he has to show after 4 years of transition is a receding hairline, a beer gut, hairy legs, and moobs.

Fetish sperging:
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1284546397878882309 (Archive)
https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1284546397878882309 (Archive)

Kevie whining about a number on a screen:
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1284622099596767232 (Archive)

"If someone you know is making you uncomfortable, you don't need to tell them and can go straight to the blocking them..."

just blows my mind that it’s only been four years. he went from being a man, to taking titty skittles to cutting off his dick in the same time it takes to get a degree or train to be a nurse or some shit.