Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 26 1.0%
  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 146 5.5%
  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 379 14.2%
  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 545 20.5%
  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 394 14.8%
  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 318 12.0%
  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 192 7.2%
  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 661 24.8%

  • Total voters
    2,661
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This one comment was especially delusional:
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Yeah, that mom totally had nothing to do with that 🙄
Translation: I pulled up a picture of the BLM logo on my smartphone, handed it to my kid and told her that if she ran a lap around the house to let mommy have a moment of quiet we'd have pizza for supper (we were going to anyway because I haven't cooked a meal in weeks.)
 
Chilren walked around doing sieg heils and praising Hitler in the 1930s. Also see: kids under Communism praising Comrade Stalin.

They'd been taught it by their schools and parents and sent to ideological training and endlessly rewarded for it, and being kids, they lapped it all upand repeated what they'd been told.

Funny, that. Children at the stage where they absorb everything and developmentally lack nuance and critical thinking skills, uncritically repeating what they've been told.

This is one of the many reasons why little kids are not moral authorities and parents who pretend they are need a hard fucking slap.
 
Since today's Thursday, how about a nice little throwback to the time Tess bragged about partying with a certain recently deceased pedophile?

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It was previously posted on this thread not so long ago, but given Tessie's hardcore virtue signalling in the past few weeks, I figured it would be worth mentioning it again.


This makes me so happy that she was called out for pulling this shit with a child rapist. You know she'd REEEEEEEEE (rightfully so) if some dude was flaunting around a picture of himself posing with Epstein at a party. Has she responded to this? My guess is she wont. Her posing with this rapist and then trying to be holier than thou with her virtue signaling is one of the most disgusting things shes done.
 
If Epstein were alive and kicking and still operating, Tess would probably LEAP at the chance to attend his parties. After all, they were full of the famous, rich, and famously rich. The sort of people she wants to mix with, and takes every single possible chance to get herself photographed with, or at least, near.

She's like every other self-serving, ambitious little tard with no real moral centre who goes to L.A.
 


The reason for calling for the cancellation of RYANN HOVEN (fucking trailer trash name)
has not brought justice is because the fat brood sows being called to face a little thing
known as reality are the same useless brood sows who refuse to parent their kids,
NEED more tard scribbles to "enhance" their appearance and are way too busy taking
selfies with Mary Kay Letourneau pedophile degenerates for likes and asspatz.
They have no interest in class, grace, or standards.
Because if there weren't for double standards, they'd have none at all.

Keep going, you fucking pedophile sympathizer. It cuts both ways, baby.
 
We all know Ryann is a failure of a parent, but how's Nikki failing today? Oh, by posting photos of his abandoned son on reddit for internet points. Obviously.
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And please note that although Nick has been MIA since October 2019, it's clearly only le couf that's keeping him away from his beloved child.
 
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