Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Hogar Grupal]

So what's the Chandler family philosophy?

Take a look at Bob, Carol and David: successful, normal, at least they made the effort to get to where they are (except Bob cause of Barb); everything the Weston line clearly isn't.

 

[A Grey Cat]

This photo of Chris and Barb is literally the one photo in existence where Barb looks like a normal, albeit older mother, and Chris looks like a genuinely happy kid; Yeah he was probably too nervous to stare directly at the camera but the smile itself doesn't seem forced, like he's genuinely having a good birthday.

Contrast the other picture with just him and Bob; Chris is obviously uncomfortable and Bob seems like he just wants to go to bed (Not because he doesn't love Chris, but he's old and old people need naps). Then there's the one where it's Chris on the pony, and it's extremely pathetic. Chris and the girl who probably works part-time at the ranch look like they could be the same age, yet he's riding a little horsey the way a 4-5 year-old girl would. Kinda reminds me of the American Dad! episode where Stan meets Steve's fat friend and immediately goes "God, I wanna hurt you SO BAD!" because of how much of a faggot he behaves and looks like. I get the exact same feeling in my head whenever I see that photo of Chris. That and the one where he's holding a Sonic plush with Barbie.

Chris was a pony fag before it was even a thing eh?

 

[Jason Wynn]

Now you mention it, I wonder if Chris would be a successful at doing Mukbangs?

I don't really get the mentality of the people who enjoy watching other people eat though, is he the kind of person that audience would want to watch eat?

When I first heard about them I assumed it was a feeder fetish thing but then I read a lot of the viewers are women with eating disorders who find them relaxing to watch and sometimes eat along with, it's weird.

Here's him eating pizza. You tell me if this would be successful or relaxing. Around the 1:55 mark

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Here's him eating pizza. You tell me if this would be successful or relaxing. Around the 1:55 mark

I can see he never learned to chew with his mouth closed. It's a good thing the audio in his videos is trash otherwise we'd get something similar to DSP's cow-like chewing.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I feel almost sympathetic cause of what could’ve been If he’d been given proper

He was traumatized by his father's ding dong, he was never a candidate for stuff like hel or daily hygeine.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Definitely very plausible, but also plausible that Chris acted like a creep towards women or was weirding people out

IIRC, Emily or some other old-guard kiwi mentioned that other people at the gym had been complaining about him farting and burping constantly, and it was that plus the weens calling all the time that got him booted.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

It’s Probably Unlikey due to the Technological limits and Inaccessibility of common Home camcorders At the time Chris was those ages I.e 1986-1989. Also Bob and Barbara whilst having more money back then probably didn’t have the cash to shell out out that kind of new tech at the time and probably didn’t care enough to try. They did take a surprisingly large amount of pics of young Chris growing up though, looking back at these photos of Young Chris makes me kind of Sympathetic and almost Sad In a way, For once In their lives The Chandlers actually look like a normal family, Even knowing what Awful people Chris and them would become, I feel almost sympathetic cause of what could’ve been If he’d been given proper ‘special’ help. View attachment 1456797View attachment 1456795
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These pictures of young Chris are so sad. Back when the Chandlers probably thought their son could turn out to be a normal, albeit slightly eccentric adult. If only they knew...

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Chris was a pony fag before it was even a thing eh?

That fucking bothers me on a weird level. Most little boys don’t give a shit about horses (that is, unless their divorcee daddies dragged them to OTB during visitation weekends) unlike Chris, who isn’t quite so little in that particular photo. I remember being 7 years old and going to this animal/zoo themed event hall for kid’s birthdays where trained professionals would allow them to take pictures with large, non-venomous snakes, rabbits, lizards, ferrets, etc. All the boys obviously went with the snake or the lizard (I chose the turtle, because I was obsessed with TMNT) then we had this one effeminate kid go for the rabbit since he was deathly afraid of any reptiles. Said child grew up to be an ugly tranny.

Coincidence? I think NOT!

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

That fucking bothers me on a weird level. Most little boys don’t give a shit about horses (that is, unless their divorcee daddies dragged them to OTB during visitation weekends) unlike Chris, who isn’t quite so little in that particular photo. I remember being 7 years old and going to this animal/zoo themed event hall for kid’s birthdays where trained professionals would allow them to take pictures with large, non-venomous snakes, rabbits, lizards, ferrets, etc. All the boys obviously went with the snake or the lizard (I chose the turtle, because I was obsessed with TMNT) then we had this one effeminate kid go for the rabbit since he was deathly afraid of any reptiles. Said child grew up to be an ugly tranny.

Coincidence? I think NOT!

Those stupid ponies were bright and colorful. They stimulated hos brain. That's all.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Those stupid ponies were bright and colorful. They stimulated hos brain. That's all.

It doesn't take much to stimulate that lump of swiss cheese he calls a brain. So long as it easy to follow and colorful and noisy he'll love it. Clap like a seal and be happy for a few hours...as a wise man once said

"It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic."

 

[Mr. 0]

chris is a fat pedestrian

and I hope he gets hit by a car

 

[A Grey Cat]

I don't recall exactly where but someone said Chris was pissed about the cons cancelled because it was the one place he was still somewhat tolerated. ( It may have been the cwcki) but really the cons tolerate Chris in the most bare minimum sense of the word. He paid the admission and since Chris hasn't crossed the lines even the most degen of fandoms can't tolerate someone crossing (pedophilia, zoo sadism/philia, sexual assault or abuse, and no getting touchy with Megan drawing she came for cwc and then doing almost the same thing with Cathrine a decade later doesn't count) they had no choice but to let him in. So long as Chris doesn't do anything like that the most the fandoms he's in can do is ignore him, block him, and pretend he doesn't exist or representative them as a whole.

The one exception to this seaQuestria which put him on the ban list even before covid threatened the chances of that con happening (oddly enough it's still on probably the only in person con still happening this year only rescheduled for September guess they didn't want to cancel because it's their first one and they don't or can't call it off unless Maryland goes into total lockdown again in September)

 

[Tikbalang]

There's a reason why Chris wants the merge to
happen. He's afraid of dying.

According to Chris, you'll be in C-197 once you died.

 

[Abarefiller]

Honestly it surprises me Chris is still allowed at cons, not only because of his background, but also stuff like his smell, touching congowers inappropriatly, and his "hedgehog defense maneuver".

 

[Tikbalang]

Honestly it surprises me Chris is still allowed at cons, not only because of his background, but also stuff like his smell, touching congowers inappropriatly, and his "hedgehog defense maneuver".

There's a thing called "give the godes a second chance" in exchange he has to behave properly.

I remember one of the bronycon hygiene rules: Body Spray/perfume is not an alternative to shower. Could be a reference to the classic chris

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Honestly it surprises me Chris is still allowed at cons, not only because of his background, but also stuff like his smell, touching congowers inappropriatly, and his "hedgehog defense maneuver".

Cons are full of some of the socially maladjusted people in society and the average person there is happy if their fellow congoer takes the effort to do basic things like bathe.

Apart from kissing strangers like Chris did and hopefully learned his lesson from he should be alright but knowing Chris he always manages to ruin things for himself eventually.

 

[RubberbandMan]

Imagine if Chris won the lottery, what would he buy first? Lego, a high tech sex doll, a load of video games or a troon surgery?

 

[A Grey Cat]

There's a thing called "give the godes a second chance" in exchange he has to behave properly.

I remember one of the bronycon hygiene rules: Body Spray/perfume is not an alternative to shower. Could be a reference to the classic chris

Apparently the lesson didn't stick, I recall one guy in a bathroom at the last con had a bottle of 90% rubbing alcohol, a thing of spray on deodorant and even Lysol all layed out in the sink and was just covering himself in the stuff...granted that's more effort than just sprtizing on some axe and calling it a day so idk maybe the classic Chris image did work somewhat maybe it only made things worse

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Imagine if Chris won the lottery, what would he buy first? Lego, a high tech sex doll, a load of video games or a troon surgery?

My money is on surgery. But even then, he'll forgo that and go straight to legos.

 

[RubberbandMan]

My money is on surgery. But even then, he'll forgo that and go straight to legos.

But then the question becomes, which set would he get?