Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Prophetic Spirit]

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Well, time to pack, boys.

 

[Lagomorph Guy]

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Also have to note that the fatness/"curves" of the cartoon has been exaggerated from Shortcake's body type.

Explains why her first concern was that she made the boobs too big.

 

[Neil]

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Of fucking course it's a self-insert. Of fucking course the main artist for this is a DestinyToMoon type of person. Of fucking course she'd put herself into the game as the protagonist without a single hint of self-awareness or irony.

 

[nohull]

It's self inserts all the way down.

 

[Halal Courtesan]

Fuck the chubbiness, I still can't get over those official noses

 

[Kingu Cinnamon]

My faith in this project was pretty fucking low to begin with, but it has now dropped to absolute zero. What a shit show. They should introduce a blood sugar mechanic where if Bow-chan doesn't get a Lucozade between classes she fucking dies.

 

[Never knows best]

Maybe there will be a weight loss minigame. Or as str goes up, weight goes down

Nah bro that's fatphobic and contributes to a culture of fat shaming. At least this is a proper excuse for why she has to stalk cardboard-kun

 

[Robot Gentleman]

Why have the last few dozen pages of this thread been dedicated to shitting on some garbage fangame? As far as I can tell, Eva's involvement with LoveSick ended after he suicide baited the devs. The fact that DrApeis featured a fat self-insert in his "game" is funny, sure, but it's no different than what any other garden-variety SJW would do in his place. If Eva isn't dipping his Samus-fondling fingers into the project, I couldn't give less of a fuck.

LoveSick was doomed from the start, and everybody knew it. Anyone who thought a spite project run by a bunch of Tumblrina teenagers would pose a legitimate threat to Yandere Simulator is just as delusional as Eva.

 

[Coster]

Why have the last few dozen pages of this thread been dedicated to shitting on some garbage fangame? As far as I can tell, Eva's involvement with LoveSick ended after he suicide baited the devs. The fact that DrApeis featured a fat self-insert in his "game" is funny, sure, but it's no different than what any other garden-variety SJW would do in his place. If Eva isn't dipping his Samus-fondling fingers into the project, I couldn't give less of a fuck.

LoveSick was doomed from the start, and everybody knew it. Anyone who thought a spite project run by a bunch of Tumblrina teenagers would pose a legitimate threat to Yandere Simulator is just as delusional as Eva.

It's the most interesting development to have occurred in Yandev's sphere recently (as on the rim as it is) and has generated enough interest to discuss it. If you don't like it you're free to bring up and discuss something you think is more noteworthy in this thread, or stop reading the thread for a bit until discussion of it ends.

 

[Sweet Musica]

Fuck the chubbiness, I still can't get over those official noses

That and why isn't anyone talking about her gross wide catfish mouth.
Chubby characters can get a pass if their face is cute (like mei from overwatch), but both bow-chan's face and voice is obnoxious.

 

[Untrue and Dishonest]

This honest to god looks like someone found a blood splatter png and put gaussian blur on it.

 

[SolarSickle]

the idea of "healthy chubby" doesnt really exist.

I'm going to be anal here and say that it does... kind of. If you look at sumo wrestlers they have a lot of subcutaneous fat (under the skin) but about as much visceral fat (around the organs) as an average, slim person. Though that's related to the fact that they follow a special diet and spend about 5-10 hours a day doing very heavy training. If you cut that out, visceral fat starts building up and there's the reason why sumo wrestlers nevertheless die a decade earlier than the average Japanese person: many of them keep eating like sumo wrestlers even after quitting.

But of course, nobody in the HAES community brings this up because the idea that these dangerhaired landwhales spend 5 hours a day in rigorous exercise is completely laughable. Sumos are a very, very specific exception to the rule.

 

[Lapis Lazuli]

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This honest to god looks like someone found a blood splatter png and put gaussian blur on it.

Doesn't even look like she got stabbed, atleast put some blood around that area.

 

[Catgirls are Love]

It's starting to look like we might need a seperate thread just for Love Letter. In actual Alex-related news, some paypig joined his patreon and now he's making over 2k a month.
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Something interesting about the Patreon earnings shows up when you look at their values over a longer timeline.

The most recent spike is a change of two patrons for $93 more. If you look at the historical data, you'll see a lot more of these little spikes of around $100 happen over the last year (about seven or eight times by my count). They always disappear when the month ticks over, there's never more than three patrons (most often just one, sometimes two), and these pledges sometimes even disappear before the last day of the month. The odd pledge is the nearly $300 one on July 15th, but I fully expect the recent addition to disappear either on or before the end of the month.

I'm unsure of whether or not it's normal behavior, someone fucking with Alex or possible artificial inflation of the earnings.

 

[SimoH]

Something interesting about the Patreon earnings shows up when you look at their values over a longer timeline.
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The most recent spike is a change of two patrons for $93 more. If you look at the historical data, you'll see a lot more of these little spikes of around $100 happen over the last year (about seven or eight times by my count). They always disappear when the month ticks over, there's never more than three patrons (most often just one, sometimes two), and these pledges sometimes even disappear before the last day of the month. The odd pledge is the nearly $300 one on July 15th, but I fully expect the recent addition to disappear either on or before the end of the month.

I'm unsure of whether or not it's normal behavior, someone fucking with Alex or possible artificial inflation of the earnings.

Good to see that his earnings have been on a steady decline, that gives me a bit of hope for the poor souls that support him.
But sad to see that some people are actually giving him more money now. Can't wait for the day that this guy drops under 1k. That's when we will see peak sperging.

 

[Youthanasia]

Well if nothing else, we can thank 2020 for ending this joke of a career.

I joined the farms partly for Chris and partly for YanSim, but I thought it would end up like the coasting wreck Star Citizen is, not this sudden supernova-style end. Can't say I'm not interested though....

 

[Catgirls are Love]

Well if nothing else, we can thank 2020 for ending this joke of a career.

I joined the farms partly for Chris and partly for YanSim, but I thought it would end up like the coasting wreck Star Citizen is, not this sudden supernova-style end. Can't say I'm not interested though....

The ride's not over; it's just going very slowly and we're being distracted by the trainwreck next door.

 

[kiwi kiwi kiwi!]

new model. The facial expression is supposedly a joke and done on purpose.

And I don't have that much of an issue with the body. She looks average but could help a little more volume in the chest to balance out her other curves

But the clothes are just bad design. Any good designer would know that high waist looks best for thicker people. The way her skirt sits at her hip bone is just unflattering and the way her shirt is tucked in makes her look like she doesn't know how to dress.

 

[Are-A-Ham-A-Key]

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This honest to god looks like someone found a blood splatter png and put gaussian blur on it.

Yeah but it does get across the message easily enough, Though its easy to overlook with the thiccness of the Lovesick's Bow-Chan.

 

[Kingu Cinnamon]