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Remember when Squiward went on strike over Mr. Krabs deducting his employees' pay just for breathing? Being trampled on by a corporation would keep him from being Republican, and he once tried to live in a gated community of other stuck-up cephalopods only to realize conforming was sucking the life out of him. He'd be something of a blue dog whose party left him behind or become Independent/non-politically affiliated even before the call for the destruction of art culture.
Good point, he would be a Democrat who was left behide as the party became more radical.
 
View attachment 1459203 Can’t even call him by name. Also relying on supernatural forces on a guy you didn’t vote for sounds stupid.
If the supernatural is real, don't treat it like a loaded gun. We've talked about this elsewhere on the site, but basically any supernatural shit you do to try and harm someone else will probably amplify and hurt you three times as much.

Didn't Hillary say the same exact thing in 2016. And look at the left now: still won't accept Trump won 2016 fair and square. Even after a two and a half year federal inquiry into supposed Russian connections to Trump. With a dream team of their picking.

The left are the masters of projecting.
 
If the supernatural is real, don't treat it like a loaded gun. We've talked about this elsewhere on the site, but basically any supernatural shit you do to try and harm someone else will probably amplify and hurt you three times as much.

Didn't Hillary say the same exact thing in 2016. And look at the left now: still won't accept Trump won 2016 fair and square. Even after a two and a half year federal inquiry into supposed Russian connections to Trump. With a dream team of their picking.

The left are the masters of projecting.
Indeed, I hope it blows in their face like last time.
 
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Frida Ghitis, CNN journalist
She looks... about typical, and eminently insufferable.

Federal agents are inflaming the situation, not calming it. And that is precisely what Trump wants.
Last night I watched a Portland livestream of Antifa torching a police hall and repeatedly attacking police who were trying to prevent their other buildings - building they were cowering inside of - from getting torched. Dunno who the hideously named and hideous looking Frida Ghitis is, but she's for sure a lying sack of shit.
 
Incumbent President of the United States of America will not concede election months in advance and insists on waiting for election results.

How dare he.
The entirety of the Democrats have spent the last four years doing exactly what they fear Trump will do if he loses.
 
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Frida Ghitis, CNN journalist
Never seen or heard of this person before, but the photo makes her seem so delighted to have found a reason to ask for your manager.

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Federal agents are inflaming the situation, not calming it. And that is precisely what Trump wants.
Oh no dear, you can't inflame something that's already ablaze. Those people are doing their job and protecting federal property from getting burned even more, and if any of those Reeeeeeeeeeesistors are smart they'll stay the fuck away from those places from now on because the Federal Agents don't have to play by your rules or listen to the mayor who is letting the city go down in flames.
 
So I keep seeing this "The Unemployed Philosophers Guild" stand at the Half-Price I go to, which sells dolls of popular geek pop culture icons, Bernie Sanders, Karl Marx, and RBG among other things. Yesterday I happened to see this on the shelf and it makes me wonder how much, if any, are novelty joke items (or if anyone from customers to the employers can take a joke--there's a discontinued 2008 mug, too):
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Which judging from their Trump line, I doubt the stuff they sell is actually meant to be jokey, least not anymore. Or they could be cleverly taking advantage of the political climate and duping people into thinking they're One of Them and they apparently offer to sell their products internationally, but I dunno, it's weird. (Also the dolls are unsurprisingly hideous-looking, but that's just me.)
 
So I keep seeing this "The Unemployed Philosophers Guild" stand at the Half-Price I go to, which sells dolls of popular geek pop culture icons, Bernie Sanders, Karl Marx, and RBG among other things. Yesterday I happened to see this on the shelf and it makes me wonder how much, if any, are novelty joke items (or if anyone from customers to the employers can take a joke--there's a discontinued 2008 mug, too):
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Which judging from their Trump line, I doubt the stuff they sell is actually meant to be jokey, least not anymore. Or they could be cleverly taking advantage of the political climate and duping people into thinking they're One of Them and they apparently offer to sell their products internationally, but I dunno, it's weird. (Also the dolls are unsurprisingly hideous-looking, but that's just me.)
I always wondered if people buy these. They sell less-political sorts of kitschy gifts like this at local stores but I never see them rotate out so they seem very unpopular.
 
So I keep seeing this "The Unemployed Philosophers Guild" stand at the Half-Price I go to, which sells dolls of popular geek pop culture icons, Bernie Sanders, Karl Marx, and RBG among other things. Yesterday I happened to see this on the shelf and it makes me wonder how much, if any, are novelty joke items (or if anyone from customers to the employers can take a joke--there's a discontinued 2008 mug, too):
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Which judging from their Trump line, I doubt the stuff they sell is actually meant to be jokey, least not anymore. Or they could be cleverly taking advantage of the political climate and duping people into thinking they're One of Them and they apparently offer to sell their products internationally, but I dunno, it's weird. (Also the dolls are unsurprisingly hideous-looking, but that's just me.)
I always wondered if people buy these. They sell less-political sorts of kitschy gifts like this at local stores but I never see them rotate out so they seem very unpopular.
They don't sell, and aren't popular. For some reason, merely slapping "Fuck Trump" onto some shitty trinket doesn't make anyone but the most vocal minorities of TDS-addled lunatics want to buy it en masse.
 
They don't sell, and aren't popular. For some reason, merely slapping "Fuck Trump" onto some shitty trinket doesn't make anyone but the most vocal minorities of TDS-addled lunatics want to buy it en masse.
But there has to be some kind of profit-making scheme behind this or they'd never be made. Is it money laundering? Are stores forced to buy these to get something else like comic book shops have to buy comics?
 
But there has to be some kind of profit-making scheme behind this or they'd never be made. Is it money laundering? Are stores forced to buy these to get something else like comic book shops have to buy comics?

Probably just someone orders up a batch of them from China because they see all the "Fuck Drumpf!" on twitter and think that will translate directly into sales. Shops buy one or two they hope someone will get as impulse buys, while the rest sit moldering in a storage room and warming ebay pages.
 
But there has to be some kind of profit-making scheme behind this or they'd never be made. Is it money laundering? Are stores forced to buy these to get something else like comic book shops have to buy comics?
The most obvious to me is that these people are just trying to sell dumb trinkets to what they presumed to be a significant market of people who don't have a personality beyond Democrat politics or hatred of Trump.
 
The most obvious to me is that these people are just trying to sell dumb trinkets to what they presumed to be a significant market of people who don't have a personality beyond Democrat politics or hatred of Trump.
I'm thinking of the "shitty gift mug" category generally, not just the drumpft ones. Why would Barnes & Noble carry them if they never sell? Are they just retarded, or is there really a market for these?
 
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I'm thinking of the "shitty gift mug" category generally, not just the drumpft ones. Why would Barnes & Noble carry them if they never sell? Are they just retarded, or is there really a market for these?
They carry them because they think there is a market for these, it either just hasn't fully developed yet (somehow), or it's "hidden" until it's "safe" to buy these. They believe this because their marketing departments are often echo chambers.
 
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