Dramacow Daniel "Dan" Johnston / Caitlin "Cate" Spice / @CateSpice - Unintentionally hilarious, drama-seeking post-op who gets outed as a nuisance in any community he touches

Let's do a little back-of-envelop calculation. Given trannies constitute 0.4% of population, if a random person has known only one person, his chance of knowing a trans is 0.4%. Formally, if the person knows n-other people, his probability of knowing at least one troon is 1-(1-0.4), which can be approximated by 1-(1-n*0.4). For >16% of the population to know at least one trans, n has to be at least 40. It sounds quite reasonable for an average person to know 40 people casually or as workmates.
I guess I'm just lucky 🍀
 
Let's do a little back-of-envelop calculation. Given trannies constitute 0.4% of population, if a random person has known only one person, his chance of knowing a trans is 0.4%. Formally, if the person knows n-other people, his probability of knowing at least one troon is 1-(1-0.4), which can be approximated by 1-(1-n*0.4). For >16% of the population to know at least one trans, n has to be at least 40. It sounds quite reasonable for an average person to know 40 people casually or as workmates.

But surely that would be skewed by the fact that no population is less likely than troons to hold down employment?

Joshing aside, distribution's got to factor in. I'd wager the average programmer, washed up fag hag or wannabe communist revolutionary knows 20+ trannies, and the average suburban churchgoing housewife knows zero (unless you count the local schizoid beggar she avoids eye contact with outside the pharmacy-cum-methadone dispensary).
 
But surely that would be skewed by the fact that no population is less likely than troons to hold down employment?

Joshing aside, distribution's got to factor in. I'd wager the average programmer, washed up fag hag or wannabe communist revolutionary knows 20+ trannies, and the average suburban churchgoing housewife knows zero (unless you count the local schizoid beggar she avoids eye contact with outside the pharmacy-cum-methadone dispensary).
Also the fact that the vast majority of troons are in the West, so you have more of a chance meeting a troon in NYC than Baghdad.
 

The ad in question...
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The persecutory delusions.... First the terfs are stalking him around his town to get him into some sort of confrontation, now he can't even leave the house without a tracking app.
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Oh come on, haven't you heard of the terven roving gangs, scouring the countryside in search of pure and innocent 6'4" transwomyn to molest and beat them up? I'm astonished how brave&powerful Dan the Man is, how he didn't go into hiding yet, and how he dares to visit a crowded beach.
 
Big Gushing Dan Dump!

Dan used to post under the username vexing on Feministing. Back in 2010 he wrote an article saying that refusing to date a trans person was transphobic. The article has since been deleted.
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Here is Dan commenting on a Feministing list of euphemisms for vaginas:
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Perhaps a new list is in order, one that is troon inclusive. Rot pocket, stink ditch, goop gusher, corn chip catcher, the memory hole. Please, keep ‘em coming.

The since-deleted blog Twanzphobic wrote a whole article on Dan back in 2011. Like diamonds, the internet is forever so enjoy this Wayback. Highly recommended reading for all Dan stans.

In the article, author DaveSquirrel points to Dan’s transition blog, the loathsomely titled Acquiringavagina.blogspot.com. Sadly Acquiring has since been deleted, but if anyone wants to do a little rooting around, there might still be some gems out there.

DaveSquirrel rightly takes issue with Dan’s woman LARPing, his paranoia and obvious insecurity over his SRS results. Here’s a graphic from Dan explaining how the perception and reality of SRS really work:

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Any farmer who’s spent a fair amount of time in the troon social media thread has seen firsthand post op pics and knows that curtain number three, the “Transphobic Bigot” option, is the usual result.

DaveSquirrel gets to the heart of it in just paragraph three:

Twanzphobic said:
Catchy title, due to the obvious catchiness, I will partially overlook the creepiness of the acquisition of a bodypart, particularly a female bodypart in this misogynistic society. You get points for the soundbite nature, but lose all those points for the Hannibal Lecterism and fetishisation.

Perhaps the choicest excerpt, quoted directly from Dan:

I’ve been lucky – my penis was large, uncircumcised and my scrotum baggy and stretchy. This meant that during surgery the surgeon managed to create a 7.5 inch vaginal canal; which is about the best depth possible. I also have a very wide pelvis, which means that my vagina sits precisely where a cis vagina would sit and there is no contact with the pelvic bone/opening when I dilate.

If I continue to dilate rigorously and my natural skin flexibility extends to my vaginal walls, I could even reach 8 inches of depth in 4-6 months time.

A rather insightful comment from a trans woman in Twabsphobic’s post. Also confirms Dan dated women not men:
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In 2012 Dan and Cathy Brennan (moo) got into an email exchange about Dan being labeled a “pretendbian” on one of Cathy’s various blogs. Dan claimed he had no attraction to women which might be of some concern to his wife. It looks like Cathy later wised up and accused Dan of lying to her. Archive

Can’t archive the comments on Brennan’s blog but you can read them here. From the comments, in addition to vexing Dan used the handle V on his Acquiring blog, Free Education and Caterpie on the GayNZ boards (that Dan is alleged to have helped shutter), as well as The Scarlet Sorceress/Scar on the new blog he created (also deleted) after shuttering Acquiring. Don’t have the time to dig into The Scarlet Sorceress though according to the comments it featured such Dantastic fictions as “Female Privilege Does Exist”.

Screenshots of emails under the cut
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From 2019 a non-farmer Kiwi and fellow Dan watcher named Rich Seaver tried to suss out if NetSafe Inc had censored search results about Dan after the Stuff.nz profile. Rich also points out that he can find no proof of Dan ever being threatened on twitter with chainsaws, something Dan claimed in the profile. Rich links to the only public tweet directed at Dan that mentions chainsaws, and it’s a joke from one of Spice’s orbiters. Archive

Finally here’s Dan’s Zoominfo profile. Note it hasn’t been updated since 2018. You can only see the full info if you have the Zoominfo app so if someone does, please grab it.
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One of Dan’s old blogs, The Scarlet Sorceress, is archived here.

Here’s the Wayback index.

Dan’s old tumblr where he calls rad fems “wad phlegm” and “phlegminists”.

Dan’s quoted response to an admittedly batty misandrist:
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“YOU CUNTING RAD FEM FUCKNUCKLES!”
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Apparently there’s a Kiwi epidemic of Sheilas and Barbies groping men in women’s restrooms:
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It’s not a mental illness:
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I want to hear those terrible names. Man hands? Transquatch? Mrs. McFucknuckles? Danny the Tranny? The Ball-less Wonder? Her Vagnasty Lice? I need some better options for hateful nicknames.

Apparently Dan was seriously triggered by a another male coworker referring to him as “buddy”, so add that to the list.

From that same blog post, Dan on passing:

While he [coworker] is friendly enough, I've always kept my social distance from him and played it cool, because I've always got that 'possibly thinks I'm trans' vibe off him

*This is something you become adept at picking up. People behave in a particular way when they suspect you're trans or think they 'know' you are trans.
 
The persecutory delusions.... First the terfs are stalking him around his town to get him into some sort of confrontation, now he can't even leave the house without a tracking app.
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Interesting that of all the locations in the world, the two places that roving TERF gangs have taken up are Wellington, New Zealand and Niantic/New London, CT, USA.
 
An account from the Scarlet Sorceress blog in 2011.

A woman named Coley Tangerina has accused Dan of stalking her and hacking her email. She claims she contacted a police liaison to document Dan’s harassment. In a deleted post which Dan has quoted, Coley accuses him of verbal and physical abuse.

Coley was a coordinator for the Wellington Young Feminist Collective (WYFC). The WYFC appears to be yet another group Dan infiltrated in his quest to control female oriented spaces and discussions. What a white, heterosexual man has to contribute to a feminist collective is a mystery. From Coley’s post it seems Dan’s attempts to take over the collective or center discussions towards troon topics was noticed and unwelcome.

From an earlier spat Dan, posting in the comments under multiple handles (Scar, V, and Caitlin), derails the conversation by claiming he’s against derailing the conversation:
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On his blog, Dan attempts to write his POV on the harassment allegations from a satirical angle— painting himself as the outsized monster while mocking Coley as the innocent “cis gazelle”. However his tone quickly devolves into his usual barely concealed rage and anger at women.

I had been talking with my fiancé, over the last few days, about finding a third party (we thought of Maia from The Hand Mirror) to liaise between us and try to work out this conflict, so that we could co-exist in the same spaces without me having to, y'know NOT GO TO ANY FUCKING WOMEN'S EVENT* BECAUSE I AM PANTS-SHITTINGLY SCARED OF RUNNING INTO YOU (and your self proclaimed 'Lady Mafia').

But you know what?

Eat shit. I will hate you for the rest of my natural life.

Which, thankfully for you, will probably be pretty fucking short, because I'm trans and the world is chock full of cis assholes like you.

Read that again. Dan is pants-shittingly scared of running into Coley Tangerina.

This is Dan.
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This is Coley Tangerina.
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Dan is also upset that Coley posted her account of Dan’s harassment on that most sacred of holidays, Troon Day of Remembrance and it absolutely spoiled the memorial for him that he nonetheless still attended, though no doubt with a full set of knickers.
 
On his blog, Dan attempts to write his POV on the harassment allegations from a satirical angle— painting himself as the outsized monster while mocking Coley as the innocent “cis gazelle”. However his tone quickly devolves into his usual barely concealed rage and anger at women.

Read that again. Dan is pants-shittingly scared of running into Coley Tangerina.
You know what? Maybe Danny the Tranny is a woman - albeit an honorary one - since he manages to be both a cunt and a pussy.
 
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