Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Lucas’s obsession with fisting likely comes from self consciousness about his micropenis, sadism and the positive reinforcement that porn provides.


I’ve been asking myself for sometime where the anal torture orginates and the pet theory I have gives a different take than the one you have given, though I don’t think many people will find it as plausible or compelling as your own. I have drafted an analysis several times but I always delete them without posting because of their length and an overwhelming sense of irresponsibility on my part. I think now a TLDR version might be appropriate.

I think Lucas was sexually assaulted by an older man known to his family and was sodomized. He didn’t receive appropriate treatment and thus his sexual development halted; victims of abuse as teenagers often “get stuck” in the same sexual maturity level they were abused at and will often stay there without treatment. I think he’s been victimized since then, in particular that story where he provides oral copulation to his roommate for access to a particular woman which he was denied. I think his talk about incontinence being a problem for him in his early adulthood was a learned defense tactic to keep predators away. I think this also explains why he uses gay porn as punishment or fear tactic, even though on a conceptual level he isn’t homophobic, he acts like one because he experinced gay sex in the worst possible way.

I also think Lucas has assaulted women already, but his victims were probably older women and/or sex workers, those kind of victims wouldn’t report the attacks and thus Lucas is able to get away with it. You’ll notice Lucas never really mentions sex workers even though his mating strategy is essentially a transaction of food for sex; I’d bet a 100 bucks he has a reputation among sex workers somewhere and thus avoids saying anything.

I think it is inevitable that Lucas will assault a young woman or female minor (if he already hasn’t) and I think Lucas will probably die in state custody; if it isn’t in prison then in some kind of civil commitment facility for sex offenders. The man has pretty much every red flag for this: Mood Disorder, Personality Disorder, Intellectual Disability, history of aggression, explicit fantasies involving young women that indicate sexual excitement as a response to anal torture and other forms of domination. You don’t have this menagerie of bullet points without acquiring them through trauma and abuse.
 
I’ve been asking myself for sometime where the anal torture orginates and the pet theory I have gives a different take than the one you have given, though I don’t think many people will find it as plausible or compelling as your own. I have drafted an analysis several times but I always delete them without posting because of their length and an overwhelming sense of irresponsibility on my part. I think now a TLDR version might be appropriate.

I think Lucas was sexually assaulted by an older man known to his family and was sodomized. He didn’t receive appropriate treatment and thus his sexual development halted; victims of abuse as teenagers often “get stuck” in the same sexual maturity level they were abused at and will often stay there without treatment. I think he’s been victimized since then, in particular that story where he provides oral copulation to his roommate for access to a particular woman which he was denied. I think his talk about incontinence being a problem for him in his early adulthood was a learned defense tactic to keep predators away. I think this also explains why he uses gay porn as punishment or fear tactic, even though on a conceptual level he isn’t homophobic, he acts like one because he experinced gay sex in the worst possible way.

I also think Lucas has assaulted women already, but his victims were probably older women and/or sex workers, those kind of victims wouldn’t report the attacks and thus Lucas is able to get away with it. You’ll notice Lucas never really mentions sex workers even though his mating strategy is essentially a transaction of food for sex; I’d bet a 100 bucks he has a reputation among sex workers somewhere and thus avoids saying anything.

I think it is inevitable that Lucas will assault a young woman or female minor (if he already hasn’t) and I think Lucas will probably die in state custody; if it isn’t in prison then in some kind of civil commitment facility for sex offenders. The man has pretty much every red flag for this: Mood Disorder, Personality Disorder, Intellectual Disability, history of aggression, explicit fantasies involving young women that indicate sexual excitement as a response to anal torture and other forms of domination. You don’t have this menagerie of bullet points without acquiring them through trauma and abuse.

An interesting take, to be sure. But we know from legendary incels like Elliott Roger that simple rejection coupled with a narcissistic personality = pathological behaviour.

Call me a religious nut job if you will, but I believe some people are just evil.
 
Man, this deck of tarot cards must be Lucas' mom, because all they've been telling me since I got them was, "It's not in the cards."

I bet my IG gets blocked the second Lucas gets back on social media and sees himself tagged in all of them.
So when does he get his govt cheese? As in, when can we expect the phone purchase?
 
Here's what I've been wondering about. For several months he's claimed he has $1000. saved up. When he got his stimulas money he was going to add $400 more to his savings. He didn't say whether he did or not. Even if he didn't add the 400, he still has the $1000 saved + $750 July SSI. Why hasn't he used some of that money to get himself a new phone.
 
Here's what I've been wondering about. For several months he's claimed he has $1000. saved up. When he got his stimulas money he was going to add $400 more to his savings. He didn't say whether he did or not. Even if he didn't add the 400, he still has the $1000 saved + $750 July SSI. Why hasn't he used some of that money to get himself a new phone.
I dont think he is capable or saving money. does he even have a bank account? as for the phone stuff what proof do we have that he did actually lose or break his phone in the first place
 
I dont think he is capable or saving money. does he even have a bank account? as for the phone stuff what proof do we have that he did actually lose or break his phone in the first place
He did have money saved. He spoke of it often. Mostly from the stimulus check. No proof it's broken, but he usually posts daily, and its been awhile since hes posted anything. Idiot might have got a new phone and forgot his passwords
 
Either the 1st or the 3rd. Pro tip: Avoid the bank on these days.
Not quite. Here’s the schedule, when is his birthday?
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Since that time, Lucas has most likely spent all that money on $70 steaks and pre packaged weed. Lucas can not even fathom keeping more money saved. He had to do something to try and impress the baby zooms.

There is an old saying about a fool (Lucas) and his money. They are soon parted.


Here's what I've been wondering about. For several months he's claimed he has $1000. saved up. When he got his stimulas money he was going to add $400 more to his savings. He didn't say whether he did or not. Even if he didn't add the 400, he still has the $1000 saved + $750 July SSI. Why hasn't he used some of that money to get himself a new phone.
 
Given lucas's current situation I thought it interesting to bring up something from page 3. Where lucas admits trying to couch surf and in a rare moment of clarity admits he will be forever alone

Also he seems to have a thing for triangles and constellations...which oddly reminds me of an autistic kid in my grade 8 art class back in high school. He used to piss the teacher off constantly by somehow managing to base every assignment he got around triangles and ended up doing something very similar to what lucas suggests in our science class that year which pissed off that teacher as well because he completely ignored the instructions for the assignment to do it (part of the astronomy unit that was being taught obviously) the funny thing is it pissed the teacher off enough that he was muttering in tagalog to himself about the kid as he was leaving the room when the class ended for the day

Seems like another instance of lucas doing things that point in the direction of him being autistic

BILLY MAYS said:
lol he has a couchsurfing profile
https://www.couchsurfing.com/people/lucaswerner (https://archive.md/kc74k)
CURRENT MISSION
Science. Because it works.

ABOUT ME
I'm looking for a female sex partner.

PHILOSOPHY
What a waste of time to organize the constellations by artistic shapes that can't be encapsulated in a blink of the eye. What a waste of time to not organize the constellations by simple triangles in order to locate stars in the night sky.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing
HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING
I usually just leave people alone. I sometimes give to the homeless if I have extra. I don't like them to know who I am, but I'm pretty sure they know. Uh.. look at my shirt. I usually write my street name on everything.
Broke Atheist

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE
Very little. Never surfed. Open to hosting more than traveling.

Interests
Facebook. Cooking. Writing. Atheism. Science. Designed a shirt. Wrote a physics equation. Practically a hermit. Semi-retired at 34. Liberal-ish. Forever Alone.

Music, Movies, and Books

In a typical week I'll listen to Nitzer Ebb, The Deftones, Michael Buble, Lonestar, Westside Connection.
Genres are bullshit.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done
I wrote a physics equation. I designed a shirt.

Teach, Learn, Share
Fantastic cook. Decent listener. Good friend.
My Home:
https://kiwifarms.net/data/attachments/71/71789-f43d6535de2ecd2c6d945ec13650d75c.jpg
"Ladies only" :lol:
My Photos:
https://kiwifarms.net/data/attachments/71/71790-6f6425e350209b456c41ebfbe473e097.jpg
(last two are screenshots because of login wall)

and his poetry profile: http://poetrypoem.com/cgi-bin/index.pl?sitename=lux&item=about (https://archive.md/k2n9M)
Note the first paragraph:
My name is Lucas Werner and I am a published poet currently residing in the Olympia, Washington area. I grew up about forty miles south east of Olympia in a small town with about three thousand people, by the name of Montesano with my mother and stepfather and a younger brother, two years younger than myself. I went to school there in Montesano from the third to seventh grade and again from my Junior to Senior years. The rest of my childhood was more or less spent living at my father and step mother's home outside of Aberdeen, Washington in a very small town called Cosmopolis where most of the residents are directly or indirectly employed by the local Wheyerhauser logging company.
His poems:
http://poetrypoem.com/cgi-bin/index...me=lux&poemoffset=0&displaypoem=t&item=poetry (https://archive.md/4M0QF)
http://poetrypoem.com/cgi-bin/index...me=lux&poemoffset=0&displaypoem=t&item=poetry (https://archive.md/S00EG)
(tw for the last one: EDGE)

Lucas predicted his own future. He admits he will be forever alone. I also find the couch surfing idea amusing. Can you imagine anyone willingly having lucas couch surf at their house? He'd eat everything in sight, creep on anything female in the house or neighborhood (especially little girls) and lose his shit whenever he didn't get exactly what he wanted. To say nothing of the state he would leave the bathroom

and of course he wanted to 'host' couch surfers in his fartbox. It was clearly his plan to lure zoomers in to couch surf at his house that he thought he was being clever by coming up with such a plan. He must have been livid when it didn't work. After all its the perfect way to do things as far as he is concerned - have said women come to him without having to interact with them directly first, so they're alone with him and it gives him his chance to make his move
 
With regards to Lukey’s budgeting ability, he fits the bill of one who is both obsessive enough (Aka will briefly demonstrate very disciplined financial control to try and achieve a grandiose and often unrealistic plan) and compulsive enough (Aka will lose focus and splurge it all in a week) to get stuck in a neverending concertina effect with regards to his bank balance.
 
Not quite. Here’s the schedule, when is his birthday?
Everyone I know, including myself, gets their SSI on the 1st or the day or two before with weekends/holidays.

With Lucas it's different because he has a payee and he's homeless and possibly doesn't have a bank account, so who knows.
 
I’m willing to bet if he doesn’t have his phone anymore, he’s hoping someone will buy him one, a la the grubhub pizzas, the DS, and other pennies from heaven. He likely thinks one of his “fans” will offer him one. They give him food and vidya games for free, why not a phone? He deserves it because communism or whatever!

His unevolved animal brain senses strange others have showered him with free gifts before, so maybe he should wait to see if a phone materializes as well. Save his gubmint monies for rubbish food and weed.
 
Everyone I know, including myself, gets their SSI on the 1st or the day or two before with weekends/holidays.

With Lucas it's different because he has a payee and he's homeless and possibly doesn't have a bank account, so who knows.

He has a bank account because he has brought it up several times in his schemes to get his SSI given to him as a direct deposit because he thinks he can bypass his payee that way

tldr: everything he gets he gets through his payee currently

That said i'd laugh my ass off if someone did give him a phone but it was rigged in such a way that it could only call the local mental health clinic due to parental locks on everything else
 
Lucas needs a phone with internet plan so he can post 100 Instagram videos of himself screaming at imaginary Zoomers, though. I doubt anyone will pay for that. Especially since Lucas is prone to losing everything again and again.
How would one even send him a phone? Can HOC receive gifts for its inhabitants?
 
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