Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[Baggywrinkle]

Lol Logan crazy, who cares about which flavor.

In the early 00s I posted centrist ideas on SA and got stalked by some commie nut job who would immediately comment on anything I posted regardless of the topic or sub forum. They were always there.

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

It's good that SA is going to implode soon

My question is: will the implosion of SA scatter retard goons all over the internet? Is this going to be tumblr porn ban 2.0, but with more extreme faggotry?

 

[Never Scored]

My question is: will the implosion of SA scatter retard goons all over the internet? Is this going to be tumblr porn ban 2.0, but with more extreme faggotry?

SA has so few active users it'd be like pissing into the ocean at this point.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

It will just make 41% turn into 42% a tiny bit earlier. A blip on the radar.

 

[Brad Gray]

well, i , for one, will NOT be posting there anymore!

 

[Bees]

Lollo i caught a probation for some shit I said in the middle of the super duper long lowtax thread. They're combing through it looking for offenses.

 

[The Grognard]

SA has so few active users it'd be like pissing into the ocean at this point.

The permanently online DSA member demographic is already on twitter and mastodon so it would not really change anything.

 

[Cheeseburger Picnic]

I doubted logan had borderline because a rapey therapist diagnosed her with it after she responded to bipolar medication. A whole lot of the symptoms of borderline can be attributed to having bipolar disorder, the difference is that meds for a bipolar person wouldn't help a person who only has borderline.

Her ongoing post-Lowtax breakdown checks all the boxes for a borderline breakup like a textbook. The transparent fixation on what everybody thinks of her, the rapid black and white oscillation between "you destroyed me"/"how do I fix this I love you so much" with Lowtax. The bipolar manic/depression cycle is a little different, idk if she has both or not. I think bipolar is the thing she got diagnosed with more recently but I don't care enough to check.

Her attachment to her "goon identity" is all borderline too. They have no stable identity and tend to leech one from their current favorite person. Logan said herself in the interview, she hadn't thought about something awful since she was 16 (I kinda doubt she even had an account, probably read the forums for a bit as a teenager). She meets Lowtax and suddenly it's all over her social media profiles. Her LLC logo is even a goatse reference ffs, even actual goons don't act like that. If her next boyfriend is a guitar player her identity will probably morph into a singer/songwriter and there won't be a trace of this goonhood shit on her socials.

Years of DBT which she said she's had in the interview with nool can help most of the symptoms as borderlines get older if they're really on top of their treatment but a major triggering event like say... an extremely public and dramatic break up... can cause a relapse like the one we're watching happen in real time.

Thanks for coming to my BPD TED talk, never stick your dick in crazy or let crazy stick its dick in you.

 

[Dawn Pennis]

Sad how things turned out. Paywall aside, the Goon Forum was one of the last good forums from an era long past.

 

[No Face]

Eventually, the admins got overt about this. Anyone remember the Shark Weeks they used to do (maybe still do?), where for a week, they hyper-enforced the rules and banned people at the drop of a hat under the pretense of "cleaning up the forums", but it was really just a desperate attempt to inject money from re-regs?

yes I remember one of these happening around the time I joined and it basically ensured I would never post because it was ridiculous how easy it was to get banned

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

SA has so few active users it'd be like pissing into the ocean at this point.

Thank God

 

[Baguette Child]

I joined years ago because I was part of a goon clan on this online nation building site/mmo

I know a lot of EVE Online players who are in the same boat as you. Goons used to be the opposite of PC and a lot of the people who hung out on SA just to fuck around and have fun are now the ones being actively driven from the site.

 

[pwnest injun]

Professor Therapisteinberg: "According to my meticulous brain research, you are basically a bear trap covered in AIDS blood waiting for someone to stick their penis in you."
Professor Therapisteinberg: [slowly unzips his pants and pulls out his cock]

 

[Monster Energy Drink]

Sad how things turned out. Paywall aside, the Goon Forum was one of the last good forums from an era long past.

I wouldn't mind going back to browse the goldmine if they figure out that waffleimages thing.

Though I wonder if they'll implement a word filter or something. Jeffrey said people wouldn't be able to edit their archived posts to remove problematic language (on Something Awful of all place, smdh) but I wonder if they'll pressure him into having faggot and tranny being changed to something "hilarious" instead.

 

[Ghostse]

Professor Therapisteinberg: "According to my meticulous brain research, you are basically a bear trap covered in AIDS blood waiting for someone to stick their penis in you."
Professor Therapisteinberg: [slowly unzips his pants and pulls out his cock]

Don't kinkshame.

 

[dreamworks face]

I caught a ban for suggesting that someone could help deal with their psychological problems by using LSD/MDMA/whatever in ask tell. Meanwhile it was perfectly fine for goons in the TCC forum to inject heroin into their ballsacks and ejaculate on people's moms while on DA JOOSE.

 

[Brad Gray]

i had 175 gassed threads because there was a "gas on sight" order on me due to me breaking several "deals" with long time mod and noted alcoholic child molester, gnarly hotep. he was trying to make me do all of these gay "comedy" things and stop telling everyone to kill themselves. in the end, it was too much to bear so i called everyone a nigger.

 

[Goodbye Horses]

I caught a ban for suggesting that someone could help deal with their psychological problems by using LSD/MDMA/whatever in ask tell. Meanwhile it was perfectly fine for goons in the TCC forum to inject heroin into their ballsacks and ejaculate on people's mom's while on DA JOOSE.

Almost as if fucking yourself over with retarded behaviour is different from advising someone else to fuck themselves over with retarded behaviour.
While the results could be hilarious, I can understand why they wouldn't want people advising the mentally ill to take street drugs.

 

[Coolio55]

i had 175 gassed threads because there was a "gas on sight" order on me due to me breaking several "deals" with long time mod and noted alcoholic child molester, gnarly hotep. he was trying to make me do all of these gay "comedy" things and stop telling everyone to kill themselves. in the end, it was too much to bear so i called everyone a nigger.

2 middle fingers up. Whickey in the jar playing. Stickdeath animations on loop.
That's how you tell the chomomods to suck it my friend. Good job.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

I got banned from SA on like day two back in 2004 because I called Fire an obnoxious faggot. I remember he was talking about taking some Bike Trip to Africa or something? It's kind of funny reading on here about how he turned out.