Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

[LoverofPi]

Keyword: fanfiction

I don't sit around writing about ponies and butterflies

My book is a technical manual from someone with credentials and experience.

Which changes nothing about how little recognition you're getting. Tell us, Mel, is the missing the point deliberate or can you just not tell?

This edition of my book has been on the market 45 days. Get a grip. We are doing the advertisement phase right now. I'm pick about ads and ....oh dang I'm supposed to call someone back about that...

And they can tell you how many more hundreds of dollars you have to pay...

 

[Kosher Salt]

This edition of my book has been on the market 45 days. Get a grip.

So you admit that you lied when you said professors were using it to teach classes.

If your next move was going to be that they're using a previous edition, feel free to provide sales figures for that edition.

 

[Burmese Rice Farmer]

This edition of my book has been on the market 45 days. Get a grip. We are doing the advertisement phase right now. I'm pick about ads and ....oh dang I'm supposed to call someone back about that...

It won't sell, so I still extend my programming lesson offers. You'll still pump out inane garbage, but you'll have to put effort into it first, and at the very least you won't be losing thousands doing so.

 

[Deadpool]

We are doing the advertisement phase right now. I'm pick about ads and ....oh dang I'm supposed to call someone back about that...

Yes by all means throw more money you'll never recoup at your shitty scam publisher.

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

nothing special

I'm the first person in humanity to catalog Outdoor Recreation.

Do you even know what "Outdoor Recreation" is?

But yeah, if you wanna keep bragging about your dinky little book, then by all means, go for it. You're funniest when your ego hits a peak

It's intentionally short because it's a POCKET GUIDE. know what those are? Quality over quantity type things

What book have you ever written?

Way to shoot yourself in the foot, Mel.

Gaslighting

You and everything you have ever done is worthless and you should feel bad.

Hm, so according to your logic the birth of my children was bad.
The children you supposedly had so much "geniune" concern for after you wished they would die


Can't keep your story straight, can you?

So you admit that you lied when you said professors were using it to teach classes.

If your next move was going to be that they're using a previous edition, feel free to provide sales figures for that edition.

I self-published before that, yes.

But no, I don't need to share my sales figures with you. Donald Trump's doesn't publish his taxes publicly despite public requests. There's just some things you don't need to put out there

Yes by all means throw more money you'll never recoup at your shitty scam publisher.

They have an A+ rating with the BBB

Which changes nothing about how little recognition you're getting. Tell us, Mel, is the missing the point deliberate or can you just not tell?



And they can tell you how many more hundreds of dollars you have to pay...

No, the advertising is included in what I paid. Beyond that, I may pay more for them to do phone calls. I'm promoting my book too in other ways as I go

 

[SS Reichsmarshall]

@TamarYaelBatYah You're gonna turn into a Karen when you are older. When we confront all the Karens you will be the final boss at the end of the game.

 

[Burmese Rice Farmer]

I'm the first person in humanity to catalog Outdoor Recreation.

Do you even know what "Outdoor Recreation" is?

It's intentionally short because it's a POCKET GUIDE. know what those are? Quality over quantity type things

What book have you ever written?

They have an A+ rating with the BBB

Actually, they have an A-, a basic Google search would tell you that officially.

And I've never written a book because I legitimately don't give a shit about writing just a book. I've written game scripts and such, but otherwise my preference and expertise is coding, something that a monkey like you probably isn't capable of.

>I'm the first person in humanity to catalog outdoor recreation

 

[Kosher Salt]

I self-published before that, yes.

But no, I don't need to share my sales figures with you. Donald Trump's doesn't publish his taxes publicly despite public requests. There's just some things you don't need to put out there

Then I'll continue to just call you a liar, since it has been proven true over and over.

You're hardly modest about what you consider to be your successes, by the bye, so the fact that you're not proudly posting them is all the proof anyone should need to know that it hasn't sold well.

 

[lamp]

When you go to a restaurant with your children and then sit at a table, do you ask everyone around you for some ID so you can run a background check on them before you decide to stay and eat?

there’s a difference between hiring someone you know to be an offender in your own home without constant parental supervision and going to a restaurant.

The reason someone has their child removed from their home determines whether or not they can be a household employee, especially if say, the removal was done not according to law. No further comment

Again, proof of your claim? You’ve said this a couple times but don’t provide any evidence that CPS just takes away kids.

also, here’s a definition and warning signs of gaslighting, since you don’t actually seem to know what it means and claim it every time someone says something you don’t like:

 

[White Baby]

I'm the first person in humanity to catalog Outdoor Recreation.

Do you even know what "Outdoor Recreation" is?

Yes, that's why things like hiking and foraging have never been done before. A multimillion dollar industry just waiting to be tapped into. Truly, you are a pioneer of your times.

 

[LoverofPi]

I'm the first person in humanity to catalog Outdoor Recreation.

Quite false, Mel.

It's intentionally short because it's a POCKET GUIDE. know what those are? Quality over quantity type things

You should have put quality into it, then.

Gaslighting

You definitely don't know what that word means, Mel.

No, the advertising is included in what I paid. Beyond that, I may pay more for them to do phone calls. I'm promoting my book too in other ways as I go

Ways too secret and powerful to elucidate upon, apparently

Again, proof of your claim? You’ve said this a couple times but don’t provide any evidence that CPS just takes away kids.

You know who says it a lot? People who have abused their kids but want to save face by saying CPS took their kids for no reason. Like Misty of the notorious Shit shack.

also, here’s a definition and warning signs of gaslighting, since you don’t actually seem to know what it means and claim it every time someone says something you don’t like:

Like I've said before and will absolutely say again "You are wrong" is not gaslighting. Especially when they do in fact happen to be wrong.

 

[Rafal Gan Ganowicz]

Gaslighting.

A Goy moron like you doesn't have the intelligence to analyze a situation properly





LIE. Karl_der_Grosse said he was calling CPS on March 23, 2020, long before.

You lied to a government agency and made up a false allegation to CPS, saying I said things I never said

The other allegation you made wasn't even "child abuse and neglect", you reported me for owning a gun.

You're insane, that's what's going on here. Who in their right mind reports owning a gun as "child abuse and neglect"?!




I have a genius IQ. I can read and retain a paragraph in seconds.
Also, I'm 35 years old. I've already heard most of this BS in my life. I already know what to say





I don't ostracize people just because the government labels then this or that. I treat people on a case by case basis.

There is a legal concept called REHABILITATION of a person.

I'm not legally obligated to be accountable to you or the government for my religious choices or my morals.

Child abuse and neglect is defined by law and no government agency can side step it






She took a baby into the shower with her?

Sounds dangerous

Ok Melinda, some clarifications:
1) THE ONLY thing I did was send CPS screens of your own posts. YOU authored and own anything they use against you
2) FOR THE HUNDREDTH TIME: I reported that Marshall and your kids probably have access to your legally owned, guns, which is illegal , because Marshall assaulted his ex with a piece of a rifle (if not the entire rifle). I DID NOT REPORT YOU HAVING A GUN.
Why is reading comprehension so goddamned difficult for you???

Also, you insipid pig,@TamarYaelBatYah , if you actually do by some miracle find my name, I will countersue you and take the only thing you own (your beater car) and donate it to a Christian charity. just to spite you. Perhaps the Unitarians. Unlike you, I have a 100% positive record in civil court . 2 for 2 so far, with a huge one in the works.(The ONLY one, btw that I initiated)

 

[Deadpool]

I'm the first person in humanity to catalog Outdoor Recreation.

No you're really not.

Hm, so according to your logic the birth of my children was bad.
The children you supposedly had so much "geniune" concern for after you wished they would die


Can't keep your story straight, can you?

Yes the birth of your children was bad thing. They're 6 retarded piglets that will grow up hateful and stupid like their parents. At best they'll be drains on society like their worthless loser parents and at worst they'll be low level criminals or serial killers. A gaggle of uneducated, unvaccinated retards is never a good thing, especially since they tend to breed more uneducated, unvaccinated retards. I mean just look at you.

Also I never actually wished your children would die. I said I did to piss you off because pissing you off is fun, and wishing them dead would be a level of giving a shit about you or them I simply can't muster. Overall you're right I don't give a flying fuck about you or your kids. Which is why I never bothered reporting you to CPS. You're here to amuse me and pissing you off amuses me. Just like it amuses me when I make @Marshall Castersen cry. None of you are anything to me but clowns dancing for my amusement. Dance clown, dance!

Why is reading comprehension so goddamned difficult for you???

Because she's retarded.

 

[LoverofPi]

Ok Melinda, some clarifications:
1) THE ONLY thing I did was send CPS screens of your own posts. YOU authored and own anything they use against you
2) FOR THE HUNDREDTH TIME: I reported that Marshall and your kids probably have access to your legally owned, guns, which is illegal , because Marshall assaulted his ex with a piece of a rifle (if not the entire rifle). I DID NOT REPORT YOU HAVING A GUN.
Why is reading comprehension so goddamned difficult for you???

Honest answer is because if she admits what you're actually saying, she has to address what you say, and doing that risks serious narc injury.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Not the correct use or a word

And anyways, it's a POCKET GUIDE Intentionally made short to be usable

What have you ever written besides some garbage behind an anonymous profile on Kiwi Farms?

I've done a few things for RPG's in the past as a freelancer and helped my friend develop my character for her book. I have some old articles I still get some residual income from I wrote over a decade ago (enough to get a coffee every month, but hey! It's a free coffee). I've been thinking about writing a Call of Cthulhu adventure as people seem to like my style of psychological horror story telling and it's one of my favourite RPG's to DM. There's also the thousands of essays I have had to write for my job as to what issues I find with programs I'm testing.

 

[Rafal Gan Ganowicz]

No, it's not a legal concept, you're full of nonsense.

You even just contradicted yourself using the word "self incriminate".

There is a whole body of case law that extends from the 5th Amendment. Learn before you speak, you talk like The Stalker






You aren't worthy of my help. Go find the answer yourself






Not the correct use or a word

And anyways, it's a POCKET GUIDE Intentionally made short to be usable

What have you ever written besides some garbage behind an anonymous profile on Kiwi Farms?

It's hilarious that you are so poor. I cannot even imagine making such an uninterrupted string of shite life decisions that I would be impoverished and have to play lolsuitLotto for a mere hope of survival. The Calvinists had you in mind when they decreed that one's station on earth is fully down to their spiritual perfidy.You are a born loser, in both this life, and the one to come. "Gots no job, gots no cash, I'd rather be a nigger than po' white trash" , as your darkie neighbours like to say. LMAO at being such a loser you have to live in welfare housing with niggers. Hahahahahah. There's not a nigger within 70 miles of me. That's called "success"

 

[lamp]

You know who says it a lot? People who have abused their kids but want to save face by saying CPS took their kids for no reason. Like Misty of the notorious Shit shack

I have no doubt that the ‘maid’ lied to Melinda about why her kids were taken away. On top of that, based on Mel’s “no comment” after that statement and her inability to provide proof, I have reason to believe that at one point, one or more children were removed from Melinda’s care and thus, instead of taking responsibility and realizing what she’s done wrong, she legitimately believes that the kid(s) happened to be removed ‘just because.’

 

[redcent]

Keyword: fanfiction

I don't sit around writing about ponies and butterflies

My book is a technical manual from someone with credentials and experience.

"ponies and butterflies" lol compared to a book about "outdoor juvenescene" who's forward was all about "the smiles of little children" what is it a technical manual for? How to not make small children cry? I suppose essential-oil worshipping Karens like you would need one considering your spawn is probably already going through a mid life crisis

 

[Deadpool]

Deadpool guide to doing shit outside with your kids:
1. Schedule a couple hours each day to play outside.
2. Play out side at the scheduled time.
3. Tag is a simple game you can play.
4. Hide and seek is a simple game you can play.
5. Go on a nature hike and teach kids about the shit they see like plants, animals, and bugs.


There you have it I saved you $22 and it's of better writing quality than Piglinda's book. Look for my future posts concerning things anyone with common sense should already know like: Deadpool's guide to breathing and Deadpool's guide to not eating your own feces.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

My book is a technical manual from someone with credentials and experience.

Take note, everyone, that she has called this a "technical manual". I have read the first twenty pages and the preface. This book is not a technical manual. It's a short, amateurish book. It's a pure example of a vanity product, of no special interest to either the general public or as a technical work.

This edition of my book has been on the market 45 days. Get a grip. We are doing the advertisement phase right now.

We already know what the book is called and where it is sold. There will be no advertising, unless Melinda pays for advertising.