Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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"All these dastardly fucking whore women, if it wasn't for those FUCKING SLUT HOLES decent honest guys like me and Lowtax would be living the high life! None of my own shitty decisions or actions caused my own downfall, it was THAT DUMB BITCH FEEEEEEMALE"

Dax is a stupid degenerate and like every stupid degenerate he blames someone else (women) for his failures.
Yeah, that Gator tweet rubbed me the wrong way, too. These guys are repeatedly getting involved with dramatic, unstable women, because they're dramatic, unstable men. The JLH thing, and the drama with Ethan Ralph's daughter.. seems entirely predictable and avoidable. I don't feel bad for Dick and I don't feel bad for Ralph.

This is the direct result of your own choices. Do what you want, but at least have the balls to be honest with yourself about it.

Side note: lately I get the impression that Dick is struggling with aging, and deciding on whether or not he wants to settle down. Wonder if it's related.
 
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As per his patreon numbers, I am perfectly willing to believe his patreon is going up, considering lot of the NP2 refugees are probably going back to patreon and pledging there. @George Cuckzunian
You're probably right, though it's kinda sad how these retards are still giving Daddy Dax their money despite the obvious evidence that he fucked them over.
 
As per his patreon numbers, I am perfectly willing to believe his patreon is going up, considering lot of the NP2 refugees are probably going back to patreon and pledging there. @George Cuckzunian
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What I'm refering to is this is the 6 month side by side. The numbers literally aren't the same despite being of the same thing. I meant it as a Grapheon issue despite my doubts (although we are reaching a point where patrons exceeds viewers).
 
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What I'm refering to is this is the 6 month side by side. The numbers literally aren't the same despite being of the same thing. I meant it as a Grapheon issue despite my doubts (although we are reaching a point where patrons exceeds viewers).

The numbers are the same though. The bar chart presents averages of the months presumably, and the line chart is on a different scale so the difference is magnified - bar chart runs from 0 dollars and zero patrons, line graph starts at 3900 patrons and 18k dollars.
 
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I don't remember - has @Miss Phase ever been paid in the past? I know she never got onto NP2, but if she did I could imagine Dick either using PayPal or whatever NP2 used.
I was, months after my works were published. I was also invited to NP2 but I never had the time to set it up, and now I'm glad I didn't.
 
Episode 215 wasn't a great episode, the first half was mostly just Dick reading crazy news articles (probably taken from our own Articles & News board) for about half the show. Dick might as well list @CatParty as an executive producer for as much A&N content as he used. Dick proceeds to read an erotic story about a gay guy picking up some guy at a bar, taking him home, and then the guy has a gross asshole he describes as 70's shag carpeting covered in shit, and then the storyteller throws up all over him and upsets the gay guy. Then Crippled Jesus calls in, he's pretty entertaining, he mentioned how when George Floyd couldn't breathe, riots happened, but when he says he can't breathe with the mask, he's told "oh, too bad, you don't care about people's safety", despite, you know, being paralyzed. (1:33:53)

After CrippledJesus, someone named "Inward Jackson" calls in and talks about Jesse Lee Peterson, and how he thinks JLP is the modern MLK, and how fucked up Black Lives Matter is.

At 2:26:00, Dick goes on another weird rant about how much he hates people who hate pedophiles. He did this once before a while ago, but he gets weirdly agitated when he hears guys go "YEAH I HATE THEM AND I WANNA BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF EM". Well, yeah, Dick, pedophiles are public enemy #1 and like the one group you're allowed to say that about here in Clown World. They're objectively evil and should have the shit beaten out of them.

The episode picked up when CrippledJesus called in but other than that, bad episode.
 
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(although we are reaching a point where patrons exceeds viewers).
I don't want to be too mean because you've been the driving force for a lot of the milk early on, but you can't read a graph. We're not close to where the number of patrons exceeds viewers, because the x-axis to the right indicates the rate of growth of the patreon earnings, while the x-axis to the left shows the change in patron numbers. If you actually look at the numbers, you can see that the average has almost consistently been about $5/patron. Assuming that his minimum patreon tier is $5, this is entirely in line with the idea that the vast majority of his patrons are throwing in the bare minimum because they have little to no disposable income.
 
Not to sound like a Jersh Guntguard, but if Dick is on the side of this hack brigade with Gator, Riley, and Digitroon I'm definitely going to have to rethink my support for TDS.

I mean part of it is because I just really do enjoy this forum as whole and all the fascinating commentary within it. But the outstanding reason is because Digibro is the worst caller into The Dick Show and I've hated him ever since he made that disgusting speech about fucking his foreskin. Absolutely disgusting degenerate.
 
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What I'm refering to is this is the 6 month side by side. The numbers literally aren't the same despite being of the same thing. I meant it as a Grapheon issue despite my doubts (although we are reaching a point where patrons exceeds viewers).

Sometimes, a cigar is just a cigar, man. There's nothing fucky with his patreon other than the noticeable changing of a medium-high income, smaller audience in favor of a low income, high number audience over time.
Not to sound like a Jersh Guntguard, but if Dick is on the side of this hack brigade with Gator, Riley, and Digitroon I'm definitely going to have to rethink my support for TDS.
Lmao
 
Not to sound like a Jersh Guntguard, but if Dick is on the side of this hack brigade with Gator, Riley, and Digitroon I'm definitely going to have to rethink my support for TDS.

I mean part of it is because I just really do enjoy this forum as whole and all the fascinating commentary within it. But the outstanding reason is because Digibro is the worst caller into The Dick Show and I've hated him ever since he made that disgusting speech about fucking his foreskin. Absolutely disgusting degenerate.

Dick Mastercope in July 2020 is a middle aged balding clout chaser that does gay ops with the couple friends he has left now that NP2 is shut down due to suspicions of money laundering. What a timeline :story:
 
Anyone else noticed consistency with which Dick Masterson makes weird comments on

Child Trafficking ,
Underage girls,
pornography,
Drugs,

Makes it clear that his whole schtick is just projection


Listening to dick masterson's latest episode,

he goes on a tirade about how messaging underage girls isn't pedophilia, there are probably a lot of skeletons in dick's closet regarding this

apply pressure.
 
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Anyone else noticed consistency with which Dick Masterson makes weird comments on

Child Trafficking ,
Underage girls,
pornography,
Drugs,

Makes it clear that his whole schtick is just projection


Listening to dick masterson's latest episode,

he goes on a tirade about how messaging underage girls isn't pedophilia, there are probably a lot of skeletons in dick's closet regarding this

apply pressure.
He was pushing to get buddy buddy with Onision for a reason and I don't think it's cause he is such a massive fan of Onision's content. That was pretty creepy and damning. It felt like he wanted Onision to teach him how to do the same shit he does.

Say what you want about Onision being a piece of shit (he kinda is) there have been two things about him that stick out in his weird freakshow life. He always knows where the edge of the law is and how to avoid crossing it and he can always sniff out if someone legit likes him or is trying to lull him into something be it because they wanna use him for something or are trying to trap him. Onision smelled something was up with Dax sucking his cock so hard to be his e-fwend and handled it in standard Onision fashion.

Dax is also on record saying multiple times that being attracted to teens is normal and he thinks the 18 age of concent is stupid especially since Europe is way lower...
 
I remember an episode where he talked about there being a street party with a pool or something and he said he was looking at the 17 year old girls and trying to impress them / look good for them. Can't remember specifically but it was super creepy

I think he did that thing he always does when he realizes how creepy he is being or sean prods him
he goes

"OH GOD IN BEFORE EVERYONE ON REDDIT ACCUSES ME OF BEING A PEDOPHILE NOW AHAHAHA
REAL FUNNY HOW THATS THE FIRST THING THAT GETS THROWN, ON THE LEFT ITS RACISM ON THE RIGHT IT PEDOPHILIA AHAHAHA
OH HERE WE GO, PEDOPHILIA ALLEGATIONS, CALLED IT ... NOW WE CAN JUST IGNORE THE FACT THAT I ADMITTED I WAS PERVING ON UNDERAGE GIRLS AND FLIRTING WITH THEM AHAHAHA "
 

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He was pushing to get buddy buddy with Onision for a reason and I don't think it's cause he is such a massive fan of Onision's content. That was pretty creepy and damning. It felt like he wanted Onision to teach him how to do the same shit he does.

Say what you want about Onision being a piece of shit (he kinda is) there have been two things about him that stick out in his weird freakshow life. He always knows where the edge of the law is and how to avoid crossing it and he can always sniff out if someone legit likes him or is trying to lull him into something be it because they wanna use him for something or are trying to trap him. Onision smelled something was up with Dax sucking his cock so hard to be his e-fwend and handled it in standard Onision fashion.

Dax is also on record saying multiple times that being attracted to teens is normal and he thinks the 18 age of concent is stupid especially since Europe is way lower...
Really you're going to insult the man by saying he's a fan of Onision content? Shame on you.

For the record Dick always comes in puckered to kiss ass at the first interview with an e-celeb. He will never say anything negative about someone at the start. It takes multiple appearances before Dick will be willing to start laughing at you. Even then you really gotta fuck up in some monumental way.

Again I tend to like Dick's interviews when it's genuinely interesting people like that guy who broke his legs to make himself taller. People who have experienced some weird shit is always great radio. Youtubers on the otherhand generally aren't interesting people by themselves, they may appear interesting to their fans but to outside listeners it tends to be boring. Which again is why I say Digibro is garbage.
 
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