Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

[SS Reichsmarshall]

I'm going to buy a copy of Outdoor Juvenescence and wipe my butthole with it because there is a shortage of toilet paper again here in Spain due to Coronavirus.

 

[Deadpool]

I'm going to buy a copy of Outdoor Juvenescence and wipe my butthole with it because there is a shortage of toilet paper again here in Spain due to Coronavirus.

Damn it the ONE thing her book has over my post...

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

She does not have an IQ of a genius, she doesn't educate her tard babies and just raises them on ignorance. But of course, she thinks she is a perfect prophetess and us Kiwis are Lil uneducated devils.

 

[SS Reichsmarshall]

Damn it the ONE thing her book has over my post...

I wish Amazon, Google, or wherever this book is sold had an Autistic puzzle rating like here on kiwi farms so I could label Juvenescence Outdoors as autistic.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

I'm the first person in humanity to catalog Outdoor Recreation.

Do you even know what "Outdoor Recreation" is?

Is it going outside for the purposes of recreation? Because lots and lots of people actually do go outside and write about it. Some people even write books longer than 84 double-spaced, large printed pages.

 

[Sir Dank-a-Lot]

It just boggles my mind that Linda is unable to say three little words:

I am wrong.

There is an excuse and twisted logic used to defend anything she says. It isn’t ever that she might be wrong...it’s everyone else who is incorrect.

You point out something she was wrong about - you’re gaslighting. You show proof - your proof is made up or out of context.

She claims she isn’t a narcissist, yet she brags about being superior to everyone else, she brags about being smart, she brags about her body, basically she brags about everything. She is simply incapable of being modest or humble.

Part or being a narcissist is the inability to see what kind of an awful person you are being. You talk about us being awful - at least we have the self-awareness to know that’s what we’re doing. Hell, that’s what Kiwi Farms is about. You? You act like the rest of us, but somehow think you’re on some higher level.

Nah, you’re worse and that’s why.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

If you guys are worried that purchasing the book (you can get it on kindle for 9 bucks) will put money in Melinda's pocket, worry not! Melinda will receive zero money from book sales until she reaches a certain level of sales. She will never reach a high enough level of sales to trigger being paid royalties.

 

[Junkail]

I'm the first person in humanity to catalog Outdoor Recreation.

You sound exactly like this little girl who thinks she's God's gift to the literary world. Your ego is so bloated you wouldn't even realize the Dunning-Kruger effect if it was facing you.

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

If you guys are worried that purchasing the book (you can get it on kindle for 9 bucks) will put money in Melinda's pocket, worry not! Melinda will receive zero money from book sales until she reaches a certain level of sales. She will never reach a high enough level of sales to trigger being paid royalties.

That's not even what my contract says. You're dumb

It just boggles my mind that Linda is unable to say three little words:

I am wrong.

There is an excuse and twisted logic used to defend anything she says. It isn’t ever that she might be wrong...it’s everyone else who is incorrect.

You point out something she was wrong about - you’re gaslighting. You show proof - your proof is made up or out of context.

She claims she isn’t a narcissist, yet she brags about being superior to everyone else, she brags about being smart, she brags about her body, basically she brags about everything. She is simply incapable of being modest or humble.

Part or being a narcissist is the inability to see what kind of an awful person you are being. You talk about us being awful - at least we have the self-awareness to know that’s what we’re doing. Hell, that’s what Kiwi Farms is about. You? You act like the rest of us, but somehow think you’re on some higher level.

Nah, you’re worse and that’s why.

You sound so much like my ignorant ex husband who thinks being "humble" means having low self esteem

Where did I say I was better than everyone else?

I never bragged about anything I simply described my achievements. Why does someone else describing their achievements bother you?

In fact, you reveal YOURSELF to be the Narcissist because you think "everyone" is KF. That's COLLECTIVE NARCISSISM.

You all scapegoat and social abuse people as a group. Who now are the ones lacking self awareness?

You're just mad because you can't defeat my wisdom. NEWSFLASH: I DONT HAVE TO SAY IM WRONG WHEN IM NOT

You're the Narcissistic trying to bully me into a confession when I don't owe you one! That's what Narcs do?

Is it going outside for the purposes of recreation? Because lots and lots of people actually do go outside and write about it. Some people even write books longer than 84 double-spaced, large printed pages.

"going outside".....you're a dumbass

Deadpool guide to doing shit outside with your kids:
1. Schedule a couple hours each day to play outside.
2. Play out side at the scheduled time.
3. Tag is a simple game you can play.
4. Hide and seek is a simple game you can play.
5. Go on a nature hike and teach kids about the shit they see like plants, animals, and bugs.


There you have it I saved you $22 and it's of better writing quality than Piglinda's book. Look for my future posts concerning things anyone with common sense should already know like: Deadpool's guide to breathing and Deadpool's guide to not eating your own feces.

Such uneducated ignorance

Take note, everyone, that she has called this a "technical manual". I have read the first twenty pages and the preface. This book is not a technical manual. It's a short, amateurish book. It's a pure example of a vanity product, of no special interest to either the general public or as a technical work

That's what you call a jealous HATER

Behind every degrees academic scholar are a pack of haters!

I have no doubt that the ‘maid’ lied to Melinda about why her kids were taken away. On top of that, based on Mel’s “no comment” after that statement and her inability to provide proof, I have reason to believe that at one point, one or more children were removed from Melinda’s care and thus, instead of taking responsibility and realizing what she’s done wrong, she legitimately believes that the kid(s) happened to be removed ‘just because.’

I've never had a child removed , not once. Keep trying HATERS

It's hilarious that you are so poor. I cannot even imagine making such an uninterrupted string of shite life decisions that I would be impoverished and have to play lolsuitLotto for a mere hope of survival. The Calvinists had you in mind when they decreed that one's station on earth is fully down to their spiritual perfidy.You are a born loser, in both this life, and the one to come. "Gots no job, gots no cash, I'd rather be a nigger than po' white trash" , as your darkie neighbours like to say. LMAO at being such a loser you have to live in welfare housing with niggers. Hahahahahah. There's not a nigger within 70 miles of me. That's called "success"

Nothing you said is supported by Hebraic Scripture


You're a moron

Yes, that's why things like hiking and foraging have never been done before. A multimillion dollar industry just waiting to be tapped into. Truly, you are a pioneer of your times.

Exactly you don't even know the scholastic definition of "outdoor recreation" but think you are educated enough to be a literary critic


Ok now....::rolls eyes::

 

[Deadpool]

That's not even what my contract says. You're dumb





You sound so much like my ignorant ex husband who thinks being "humble" means having low self esteem

Where did I say I was better than everyone else?

I never bragged about anything I simply described my achievements. Why does someone else describing their achievements bother you?

In fact, you reveal YOURSELF to be the Narcissist because you think "everyone" is KF. That's COLLECTIVE NARCISSISM.

You all scapegoat and social abuse people as a group. Who now are the ones lacking self awareness?

You're just mad because you can't defeat my wisdom. NEWSFLASH: I DONT HAVE TO SAY IM WRONG WHEN IM NOT

You're the Narcissistic trying to bully me into a confession when I don't owe you one! That's what Narcs do?







"going outside".....you're a dumbass






Such uneducated ignorance








That's what you call a jealous HATER

Behind every degrees academic scholar are a pack of haters!








I've never had a child removed , not once. Keep trying HATERS



Nothing you said is supported by Hebraic Scripture


You're a moron







Exactly you don't even know the scholastic definition of "outdoor recreation" but think you are educated enough to be a literary critic


Ok now....::rolls eyes::

You sound mad Piglinda. I think you're jealous my shit post was better than your garbage tier book.

 

[White Baby]

Exactly you don't even know the scholastic definition of "outdoor recreation" but think you are educated enough to be a literary critic

You don't even know Hebrew vowels but you think you're educated enough to tell us how the torah ought to be translated, so forgive me if I think every single scholastic definition you could ever hold has been pulled from your ass.

I've never had a child removed , not once. Keep trying HATERS

yet

In fact, you reveal YOURSELF to be the Narcissist because you think "everyone" is KF. That's COLLECTIVE NARCISSISM.

What website are you on right now. Go on, guess. I'll give you three guesses as to what website you're on. (Also collective narcissism as a term does not exist, but nice try, funny that you think Kiwis can agree on anything long enough to have collective narcissism. We're as bad as Jews.)

 

[Burmese Rice Farmer]

That's not even what my contract says. You're dumb





You sound so much like my ignorant ex husband who thinks being "humble" means having low self esteem

Where did I say I was better than everyone else?

I never bragged about anything I simply described my achievements. Why does someone else describing their achievements bother you?

In fact, you reveal YOURSELF to be the Narcissist because you think "everyone" is KF. That's COLLECTIVE NARCISSISM.

You all scapegoat and social abuse people as a group. Who now are the ones lacking self awareness?

You're just mad because you can't defeat my wisdom. NEWSFLASH: I DONT HAVE TO SAY IM WRONG WHEN IM NOT

You're the Narcissistic trying to bully me into a confession when I don't owe you one! That's what Narcs do?







"going outside".....you're a dumbass






Such uneducated ignorance








That's what you call a jealous HATER

Behind every degrees academic scholar are a pack of haters!








I've never had a child removed , not once. Keep trying HATERS



Nothing you said is supported by Hebraic Scripture


You're a moron







Exactly you don't even know the scholastic definition of "outdoor recreation" but think you are educated enough to be a literary critic


Ok now....::rolls eyes::

Can I get some review copies, I'm running low on TP

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Can I get the copies of her pamplet to so I can clean my turtles?
How's the porn book is it published or now scrapped into a dumpster?

 

[Rafal Gan Ganowicz]

It's hilarious that you are so poor. I cannot even imagine making such an uninterrupted string of shite life decisions that I would be impoverished and have to play lolsuitLotto for a mere hope of survival. The Calvinists had you in mind when they decreed that one's station on earth is fully down to their spiritual perfidy.You are a born loser, in both this life, and the one to come. "Gots no job, gots no cash, I'd rather be a nigger than po' white trash" , as your darkie neighbours like to say. LMAO at being such a loser you have to live in welfare housing with niggers. Hahahahahah. There's not a nigger within 70 miles of me. That's called "success"

lmao. niggerlovers comin out with the blackhats and bins. feelz good man!

BTW @TamarYaelBatYah , if anything is "unsupported by hebraic scripture", that makes it 20,000X more believeable and reasonable than if it WERE "supported by hebraic scripture" Your book is a load of pigshit, as is everyone who believes in it. It doesn't make you special or enlightened, it proves you to be a dribbling retard.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Can I get the copies of her pamplet to so I can clean my turtles?
How's the porn book is it published or now scrapped into a dumpster?

The going outside book is the only book Melinda has a copyright for.

 

[lamp]

I've never had a child removed , not once. Keep trying HATERS

Seems I struck a nerve.
Where’s your proof that kids are just taken out of households for no reason by CPS? Why do you state “no comment” after that claim?

 

[Rafal Gan Ganowicz]

Seems I struck a nerve.
Where’s your proof that kids are just taken out of households for no reason by CPS? Why do you state “no comment” after that claim?

Cuz muh capitalisum PAYTREEARKEEE!!!!!

 

[SS Reichsmarshall]

Cuz muh capitalisum PAYTREEARKEEE!!!!!

Have you been drinking today?

 

[Rafal Gan Ganowicz]

Have you been drinking today?

all day on the train
and then afterwards
a lot, actually

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Day drinking and train travel, it's a winning combination!