Containment What If?

[Konstantinos]

What if Chris bought a beam katana over the internet?

 

[Tsukiko]

There probably is an alternate universe where A-Log ended up where Chris is, and on Emu Farms there, they call A-Logging Chris-Channing.

So who's the Kengle of this alternate universe? Still Kengle?

 

[Abethedemon]

So who's the Kengle of this alternate universe? Still Kengle?

He'd be ADF.
ADF would be Kengle

 

[JudgeDredd]

What if chris got the money for a mail order bride from ukraine?

 

[7 grand dad]

What if Chris was a fan of Death Grips?

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris was a fan of Death Grips?

It goes it goes it goes it goes
BLUUUEEEEARMSSSS
YUH

 

[Wizzrobe]

What if Chris's life post 2007 played out like Scott Pilgrim Vs The World?

 

[Morbid Boredom]

What if chris got the money for a mail order bride from ukraine?

He'd spend all that money on LEGO. Doooooohohoho

What if Chris was a fan of Death Grips?

Kiwis that like the Death Grips would get defensive when the rest of us pointed out Chris liked them.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris could no longer sigh?

 

[Lipitor]

What if Chris could no longer sigh?

You have no idea how loud those sighs are IRL. I imagine he'd have to come up with a new dramatic gesture to acknowledge minor inconvenience and deserved embarrassment.

Sorry if I ruined your What If by taking it seriously
You keep this thread alive, keep up the good work.

 

[Apocalypso]

You have no idea how loud those sighs are IRL. I imagine he'd have to come up with a new dramatic gesture to acknowledge minor inconvenience and deserved embarrassment.

Sorry if I ruined your What If by taking it seriously
You keep this thread alive, keep up the good work.

No worries, man. And thanks.

What if Chris was a black hole?

 

[Wizzrobe]

What if Christian and the Hedgehog Boys had auditioned for American Idol? (Particularly around the time Simon Cowell was still one of the judges)

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Christian and the Hedgehog Boys had auditioned for American Idol? (Particularly around the time Simon Cowell was still one of the judges)

Chris would mace all the judges if they didn't like his audition.

 

[Yawning Asperchu]

What if Christian and the Hedgehog Boys had auditioned for American Idol? (Particularly around the time Simon Cowell was still one of the judges)

The British MALE would be tripping over himself to rip into him and would be rendered speechless, giving the niggo a chance to talk some sense into him but all Chris hears is "Dawg whatchu doin' dawg, dawg dawg dippity do da dawg. Dawg dawg.". Then the hopefully boyfriend free girl tells him how much she admires his energy and passion but it's too late, as Chris has already begun focusing his powers for a Curse-ye-ha-me-ha...

 

[Chris-Chan Cure]

What if Chris bought a beam katana over the internet?

He would die against the first ranked assassin sent by a con trollsweetheart who promised she would fuck him if he won.

Oh, and Barb would be Speed Buster:

Spoiler: Speed Hoarder

 

[GS 281]

What if Chris didn't have any hand sanitizer and he had to tend to Nick's holey buttocks after he got shanked in the yard?

 

[Tsukiko]

What if Chris was a fan of Death Grips?

I close my eyes and seize it
I shit my pants and feel it

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris had a twin brother, separated at birth, who was the complete opposite of him?

 

[AnOminous]

What if Chris had a twin brother, separated at birth, who was the complete opposite of him?

It would be Cole Smithey. . .or maybe not.

 

[Tsukiko]

It would be Cole Smithey. . .or maybe not.

Cole is just what Chris would probably be if he wasn't autistic. Being a relentless narcissist seems to run in the family.