Containment What If?

What if the gays and drag queens at Impulse convinced Chris of taking part on their shows, and he was excited by the idea, but they required him to wash and take better care of himself?

He'd run away and not come back.

What if Bob was resting on his armchair (that the trolls secretly tweaked) looking for a good nap, and then this happened?

 
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what if Chris moved to Southern California? he'd probably be just another weirdo there but the tugboat wouldn't go very far there
 
What if the gays and drag queens at Impulse convinced Chris of taking part on their shows, and he was excited by the idea, but they required him to wash and take better care of himself? Would that be enough of a motivation for him to do so?

I don't think they'd be so hypocritical as to seek equality then turn around and trample on Chris's autistic lesbian soul by making outrageous demands like "shower" and "shave".

...But yeah, I agree with @Apocalypso. He'd be offended that his first attempt isn't good enough (much like his art).
 
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What if Barb turned out to be Bob in disguise for the last 15 years? Who actually died in 2011?
 
If Chris became a vegetarian, what would he eat given his picky eating habits? Let's assume that all meat and non-vegetarian junk food is out of his reach.

He'd eat a lot of the fattier foods and a lot of junk food, like bean burritos, corn chips, and Oreos. Mostly it'd be him talking about how much better he is than the average person because he's a vegetarian, since he'd assume that he's doing more for the environment, animals, and his own health- oblivious to the fact that you can be vegetarian and still contribute to all of these issues.
 
What if this happened to either Barb or Chris? Which would be worse?

Warning: not for the squeamish.

Abandon hope all ye who enter.

Last chance...


Now, what if the trolls had to pluck it off and SMELL it? :o:o:o:o:o:o:o
 
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