Containment What If?

Didn't he do that already?

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What if Chris was German?
 
Rather than having a royal bloodline he would have an Aryan bloodline and be related to Hitler. Which is why he is worse than Hitler.
 
MrJakeTerror said:
Child Services is already giving mentally challenged parents a hard time trying to keep their kids. Chris will just make it a lot worse.

What if Chris' family was able to sell 14 Branchland Court when he was in Highschool and he was able to stay where he lived at the time?
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He'd be miserable in that other place and most likely pretend his time in elementary school was perfect or something.
Konstantinos said:
What if Chris got some shades? :cool:
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If Chris became a vegetarian, what would he eat given his picky eating habits? Let's assume that all meat and non-vegetarian junk food is out of his reach.
 
Konstantinos said:
If Chris became a vegetarian, what would he eat given his picky eating habits? Let's assume that all meat and non-vegetarian junk food is out of his reach.
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It'd be hilarious that's for sure. When Christian tries to eat healthy he usually fails spectacularly. At Ihop he ordered a sandwich that has more calories than the burger, because he thought it was healthy. He gets apples at McDonald's sometimes cuz he thinks that will offset the getting fast food every other day. He'd end up buying stuff that's marketed as healthy, but really isn't. Like those veggie chips, which are totally just potato chips.
 
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Konstantinos said:
If Chris became a vegetarian, what would he eat given his picky eating habits? Let's assume that all meat and non-vegetarian junk food is out of his reach.
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To quote from "Atlantis", Stinky Winky and Barby only have four food groups: beans, bacon, whiskey and lard.

What if Chris was precious?

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BA-DUM-TSSSSSSSS!
 
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What if Chris was the next actor to play the Hulk?
 
What if the gays and drag queens at Impulse convinced Chris of taking part on their shows, and he was excited by the idea, but they required him to wash and take better care of himself? Would that be enough of a motivation for him to do so?
 
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