Containment What If?

MrJakeTerror said:
Chris would wake up before the Springwood Slasher could even come up with a way to kill him without touching him.

What if Chris had alopecia?
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Like he doesn't already? He'd look like a fat and smelly Charlie Brown ("Good grief!").

What if Chris was into Barbie?
 
What if tomorrow Christian gets community service? What if they make him do community service with a partner, Lindsey Lohan?
 
lipitor said:
What if tomorrow Christian gets community service? What if they make him do community service with a partner, Lindsey Lohan?
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Chris would claim he's a male-lesbian just to gain sympathy from Lindsay and trick her (we all know he's straight, c'mon). He would then go pervy and attempt to make out and then rape Lindsay, forcing her to run away scared shitless.
 
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What if Chris was given a court-ordered live-in attendant of sorts. And for whatever reason it's the genetic freak Scott Steiner.
 
Scott Steiner has a degree in education from the University of Michigan, one of the best higher education institutions in the U.S. He would likely be a good mentor for Chris and utilize learning models to prepare him for the real world. His brother Rick could help as he has a degree in education as well, from the same institution. He may be better off.

Either that or he would be the victim of a belly-to-belly trannyplex.
 
What if the events of Dec. 26th 2014 played out like a heist in Payday in which Christian and all his electric hedgehog CWCville residents raided the mall and vandalized every store with SONICS ARMS ARE NOT BLUE as well as destroy every piece of sonic boom merchandise!
 
What if Chris and Kenneth met in person? Would they form some kind of bond or Chris would just ignore the Kengle while he stalks him just like in Facebook?
 
What if Chris went down to Cobb County, Georgia and didn't read the signs or respect the law and order?

 
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Mick92 said:
What if Chris and Kenneth met in person? Would they form some kind of bond or Chris would just ignore the Kengle while he stalks him just like in Facebook?
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Chris responds better to asskissing IRL than he does online. But I bet Kengle isn't smart enough to realize that that's all Chris cares about in their interactions. He'd try to actually talk to Chris and thus piss him off when he started offering his own opinions on things.
 
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Apocalypso said:
What if Chris was a penguin?
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What if Chris dated men as "Christine"...would he still consider himself straight?
 
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SOINCHU said:
What if Chris dated men as "Christine"...would he still consider himself straight?
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Chris doesn't care about being straight.

If you call Chris a man, he'll say he's straight. If you call him a woman, he'll say he's gay (he'd use the term lesbian).
 
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