Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Dyn]

However,
we do know that he has admitted to 'flirting' with underage girls in his neighbourhood
and he has a receding hairline

I don't think we should talk about any underage girls in close physical proximity to Dax Herrera in case we inadvertently break the new rule #4.

 

[Nigella]

Dick was always a cow, we just never realized it because he used to be on our side.

Cows, like pedophiles, often are found in positions where you would least expect them. Some have a sense of how to stay undercover

 

[Sgt. Pinback]

...Dax Herrera...concrete evidence that he has Greek ancestry.

You were probably thinking of Asterios.

 

[Dyn]

You were probably thinking of Asterios.

No I'm saying they both look like greek rapists. I'm aware that Dax is actually a latino rapist.

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

Dick probably has this graph and study saved on his computers for some reason.

 

[Guts]

However,
we do know that he has admitted to 'flirting' with underage girls in his neighbourhood
and he has a receding hairline

I can’t imagine Dick flirting with anyone. If his leaked pussy poetics is anything to go by, he probably waits near his mailbox and smiles at them as they go by. And then he returns to his mansion, assuring himself that his advances were not only acknowledged but craved. He keeps his door unlocked, waiting for them to ultimately fall back into his mitts. In an atavistic way, of course.

 

[2021Murder]

Dick probably has this graph and study saved on his computers for some reason.
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4chan keeps moving it to the left every iteration. its like that penis preference chart. unless their community sample of "normal men" was in Mogadishu i have a hard time believing 11 year olds are seen as sexually attractive as 29 year olds

 

[Kenobi]

Kinda incel-y behavior in my opinion.
Also find it funny how Dax and co used to hate people using incel as an insult toward their fanbase, but now that people are making fun of them suddenly it's super cool to call those people incels. I am sure it is all ironic and they are all just playing characters if it doesn't work for accomplishing what they want... Unless it does work, then it totally was their real feelings.

I still don't get how Ralphs issues are JLH's fault in Gator's head.

Also, new simpshow!

Top tier simpshow this time. It was fucking hilarious.
12:31

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZJZbruBn3w

Leather face got him two things for his birthday
An ar 15 carrying bag with anime girls on it and a drawing where he is standing next to his two favorite pornstars. Seems like a healthy relatinoship to me!
The more i think about it the creepier masterson is. Hitting on barely legal women and tons of other creepshit. I guess marie really is his shield.

 

[instythot]

Dax seems to be picking a new internet fight. Somehow, he is surprised that noted alcoholic coke fiend, founder of Vice and SPLC-certified hate speaker Gavin McInnes behaved like a "discourteous asshole"

 

[tantric_depressive]

^^^lol, @Terrorsperg is Mersh. I hate Gavin MacInnis, but I can guarantee any 'discourteous asshole' behavior was justified if it was directed at Manslave Mersh (ugh, I bet some kinky S&M ERP between the two got leaked, and this is the attempt at misdirection)

Top tier simpshow this time. It was fucking hilarious.
12:31

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZJZbruBn3w

Leather face got him two things for his birthday
An ar 15 carrying bag with anime girls on it and a drawing where he is standing next to his two favorite pornstars. Seems like a healthy relatinoship to me!
The more i think about it the creepier masterson is. Hitting on barely legal women and tons of other creepshit. I guess marie really is his shield.

Ok, my first overall guess as to the identity of one of the pornstars doesn't work, cuz we know he hates Ron Jeremy, so : Lexington Steele and James Deen?

 

[Superman93]

Ok, my first overall guess as to the identity of one of the pornstars doesn't work, cuz we know he hates Ron Jeremy, so : Lexington Steele and James Deen?

how do you hate a porn star?

 

[High Tea]

Dax seems to be picking a new internet fight. Somehow, he is surprised that noted alcoholic coke fiend, founder of Vice and SPLC-certified hate speaker Gavin McInnes behaved like a "discourteous asshole"

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So what do we think happened? Dick tried to get on Gavin's Censored.TV? Or did they get into an argument because Soph is on Censored.TV and Dax's NP2 was a payment source for her? If Gavin tore into him for poor running of NP2, it could have been justified. Plus, why involve the ROTC guys (who were also on np2 btw)? Did they try to get on Censored.TV? Most of all, why not do this in private instead of blast it all over Twitter?

 

[tantric_depressive]

how do you hate a porn star?

Ron Jeremy was macking on one of Dick's newsbabes/part-time gfs, right in front of Dick too. There was a clip of them talking about it on the show earlier itt. To me, it seemed like the newsbabe found it kinda funny and flattering, while Dick found it angering and emasculating

 

[George Cuckzunian]

how do you hate a porn star?

Penis envy

 

[AnOminous]

So what do we think happened? Dick tried to get on Gavin's Censored.TV? Or did they get into an argument because Soph is on Censored.TV and Dax's NP2 was a payment source for her? If Gavin tore into him for poor running of NP2, it could have been justified. Plus, why involve the ROTC guys (who were also on np2 btw)? Did they try to get on Censored.TV? Most of all, why not do this in private instead of blast it all over Twitter?

Dick is starting yet another tardfight? He's certainly been a super butthurt lolcow lately.

how do you hate a porn star?

Getting cucked.

 

[Nigella]

Ron Jeremy was macking on one of Dick's newsbabes/part-time gfs, right in front of Dick too. There was a clip of them talking about it on the show earlier itt. To me, it seemed like the newsbabe found it kinda funny and flattering, while Dick found it angering and emasculating

that's because Ron Jeremy is a more successful dick

Also, the TRS people said on a show that Dick Masterson didn't even respond to their inquiry about NP2

So pussy dick is not only disingenuous about nP2 being a free speech platform
he is also confirmed as having repeatedly just ignored people who inquired about joining if they weren't his friends
Who else said they inquired but heard nothing?

 

[instythot]

So what do we think happened? Dick tried to get on Gavin's Censored.TV? Or did they get into an argument because Soph is on Censored.TV and Dax's NP2 was a payment source for her? If Gavin tore into him for poor running of NP2, it could have been justified. Plus, why involve the ROTC guys (who were also on np2 btw)? Did they try to get on Censored.TV? Most of all, why not do this in private instead of blast it all over Twitter?

I would guess that Gavin treated Dax with exactly the respect he deserves, but far less than the courtesy his half Semitic majesty thinks he deserves when negotiating a podcast appearance, very possibly with Gavin calling Dax's show "faggoty drama shit" .

Interesting that a few years back, Dax appeared on TGMS before the extremely homosexual Proud Boys arc kicked off

Edit: it's on Twitter instead of in private for two reasons: 1) Dax is a thin skinned faggot who needs his dickheads to soothe his chapped anus 2) Gavin can't fight back on twitter

 

[tantric_depressive]

Same reason he doesn't like The Room

I wonder if Dick ever tried using his tenuous 'eskimo bro' connection to Sestero to try to get an interview from Wiseau? Would Sestero warn Wiseau away from having any association with the Dick Show? Would Wiseau enter the dream mansion, see the laundry studio, and deem it too bush league for his level of fame?

 

[High Tea]

Gavin McInnes is probably the last person in that part of the scene that still has access to a payment processor. Dax likely approached McInnes to be co-partners of New Project 3 and McInnes either told him to fuck off or just ignored him. McInnes would assume all the risk in this arrangement of course. Cope Mastersimp is all about the internet clout and without NP2, he’s with the dregs of what’s left of IBS.

If Dax asked McInnes to be a part of NP3 after tanking NP2, a product that was run poorly and cost one of his talents, Soph, to lose money, that would be pretty ballsy. Who would want to go into business with someone who failed on a similar product?

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

If Dax asked McInnes to be a part of NP3 after tanking NP2, a product that was run poorly and cost one of his talents, Soph, to lose money, that would be pretty ballsy. Who would want to go into business with someone who failed on a similar product?

Dax is no longer connected to reality.