Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 26 1.0%
  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 146 5.5%
  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 379 14.2%
  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 545 20.5%
  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 394 14.8%
  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 318 12.0%
  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 192 7.2%
  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 661 24.8%

  • Total voters
    2,661
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Yeah, Linda Bacon is a former anorexic who made an entire academic career telling big fat women it's perfectly healthy to be obese, it's just bigotry and discrimination and the big bad patriarchy that cause the harm.

She's the kind of massive mental fuck-up and self-absorbed clown that can only prosper and be taken very, very seriously in academia. The utter state of her these days. Just a cliched aged lesbian who decided to declare herself an enby and morph into a sexless approximation of an unattractive dude. In a sane world, the likes of 'Lindo' - her work and her personal life - would be considered not better than Springer-show material.
 
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There's some photoshopping going on here. She's missing some chins and she's jowl free. It looks like her head was cut out with an oval selection tool. The color difference is out of whack also. It also makes her look like a hunchback. Or is that a dowager's hump?
Cutting off half of her cheeks and two of her chins makes it look like she's got a dowagers hump; she doesn't have a discernable neck any longer, so when she shoops her face this severely, it makes her look like a hunchback.

She usually covers this up with her hair, so when she shoops her face full frontal with bo covering it looks especially bizarre.
 
Its funny how she virtue signals nonstop, so desperately trying to get the attention of those she is posting about.

Absolutely no one cares what tess thinks, she has made no contribution to society at all. In fact, her advocating or promoting anything is a clear sign to me to totally avoid that stupid BS.
LOL. Tess shopped the fuck out of this one. She's not even fucking trying to be subtle about it anymore.

I wonder which friend she'll blame it on?
Quasimodo?
Its fucked up looking for sure, look how her shoulders are so uneven. Her face outline and shape looks like a kindergartener did one of those cut and paste worksheets with that glue paste that has the minty smell..

Hmm, maybe young bowie did it, Maybe he's a genius millionaire photographer just like his dad.
 
She's giving off discount drag queen vibes in that first photo
The video is even worse. It’s her lip syncing terribly mixed with fat acceptance crap. Tess is lip syncing to a man’s voice as well, which makes her seem more like a drag queen with her choice of makeup.
 
Lmaoooo how is she this bad at lip synching??
She's as bad as Kailyn Wilcher!

My theory for why she keeps on posting woke shit is that she hopes to catch the attention of buzzfeed or yahoo or some other trash publication. Maybe even huffpost. She hopes they'll write an article about how relentless she is for the cause and how she "clapped back" at people that unfollowed her as a result.
 
She's as bad as Kailyn Wilcher!

My theory for why she keeps on posting woke shit is that she hopes to catch the attention of buzzfeed or yahoo or some other trash publication. Maybe even huffpost. She hopes they'll write an article about how relentless she is for the cause and how she "clapped back" at people that unfollowed her as a result.

She has been nothing more than a woke novelty. However the wokeness spiral is as such that it’s acceptable to feature a morbidly obese white model in 2015 but not in 2020. So she’s trying to make up for her whiteness by posting woke shit nonstop and allow her diabetes to remain untreated so her white skin can be all different kinds of colors!

Also Tess is very much hiding some very much unwoke things she did in the past and likely does today. Ryann is a very dim bulb who barely graduated in high school in Mississippi (or was a dropout I forget) and hung out with trash like Mary Kay Letourneau. I’m sure there’s a few stories that are begging to be told. I suspect the only reason why they haven’t is because Tess is utterly irrelevant in 2020, which is why she’s trying to be over the top woke to begin with.
 
What’s the point of having her fat utters hanging out like that?


Is it some “fat women are sexy too!”-shtick, or does she have an audience of degenerates who pay her to see obese tits?
haha boobs go boing boing so sexy!!!
big boobs= big sexy

She's as bad as Kailyn Wilcher!

My theory for why she keeps on posting woke shit is that she hopes to catch the attention of buzzfeed or yahoo or some other trash publication. Maybe even huffpost. She hopes they'll write an article about how relentless she is for the cause and how she "clapped back" at people that unfollowed her as a result.
it's because she has no personality, no career, no looks. supermodels don't need to say anything and would still be popular, all they have to do is be good at their jobs. Tess needs to be loud about how good of a person she is to get some attention.
 
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