🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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William Tell Underpass said:
You are right, its not the fact that its a low effort bit of food, everyone has plenty of those days.
Its not even the fact that Ralph is so very plugged in to social media that he would post his after work meal.


It is the fact that his tweet smells of desperation.

Much like his relationship, the sandwich, while good enough to finish off the day, and whats her name probably worked really hard to get it to him just as he finished.
It requires positive reinforcement from his internet support network.
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You're right. This is the sort of endless cycle of asspatting and affirmation I see from some of the desperate and insecure people I know, not someone who would actually be a Chad.

You're also making me feel bad for the gf, as she's clearly a damaged person who's at least trying to do her best to be normal.
 
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Hard call. If he doesn't answer the Food Question, his followers will assume he is fucking a retard who can't cobble together a half-decent meal. If he does answer the Food Question, he proves he is hideously insecure about even his girlfriend's sandwich. Which is the most petty?
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I'm rolling for epic borscht meme dinner, featuring some very turgid beets.
 
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Squire of Gothos said:
Behold, Ralph's daughter has made her daddy a meal:
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Everything about this post is pure kino, he adds so much unnecessary prestige to this post. A Los Angeles recipe ok sure, that doesn't fucking exist also she's from Northern California and last I checked Los Angeles was in Southern California, but we are dealing with someone from the West Memphis Arkansas education system so we should be nice to him. I also like the paper plates that this "meal" is on, the low quality potato chips on the plates, and the knife on the cutting board really makes this photo for me, I wonder if Faith has used it to cut herself with it yet? Honestly this is one of the worst food brag posts I've ever seen, not even DSP's soulmaid Kat was this bad on her first meal attempt:
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I think Ralph in reality has been trying to emulate the true King of Hate DSP but the gunt can't hold a candle to the sheer power of the gout.
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you Americans are weird when it comes to food/diets.
 
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soy_king said:
Vee at his worst was never this much of a jannie. Gator has far exceeded the levels of dick sucking Vee or even Louis La Vau ever did.
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Oh no he wasn’t. Probably because as much as we mocked him for the vore shit his IRL existence wasn’t a complete trash fire. What does Gator do again besides fart around in Ralph’s streams? I remember him saying something about trying for a law degree after the weeb wars shit made him want to fellate Nick Rekieta in addition to Ralph. At least he could be reasonably sure Racketts’s dick works. We can’t say the same for the gunt.
 
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1. Posting pictures of your food is lame, nobody cares.
2. If you do post pictures of your food at least make it look gourmet like it came out of a 4 star restaurant at minimum.

Guy has a lifeless sandwich (no cross section) with rippled chips served on a paper plate. His GF learned this dish a few years ago when her parents enrolled her into the schools snack program. Fucking white people and their mayonnaise based salads...
 
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Squire of Gothos said:
Behold, Ralph's daughter has made her daddy a meal:
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Everything about this post is pure kino, he adds so much unnecessary prestige to this post. A Los Angeles recipe ok sure, that doesn't fucking exist also she's from Northern California and last I checked Los Angeles was in Southern California, but we are dealing with someone from the West Memphis Arkansas education system so we should be nice to him. I also like the paper plates that this "meal" is on, the low quality potato chips on the plates, and the knife on the cutting board really makes this photo for me, I wonder if Faith has used it to cut herself with it yet? Honestly this is one of the worst food brag posts I've ever seen, not even DSP's soulmaid Kat was this bad on her first meal attempt:
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I think Ralph in reality has been trying to emulate the true King of Hate DSP but the gunt can't hold a candle to the sheer power of the gout.
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Why paper plates? Is this a white trash thing?
 
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Takayuki Yagami said:
I remember him saying something about trying for a law degree after the weeb wars shit made him want to fellate Nick Rekieta in addition to Ralph.
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I would love to see that fat tub of shit try to even wrap his head around the LSAT, go through all the application hoops (write the personal statement, find two academic references, and write the basically mandatory diversity essays), go through three years of full time reading for at least three courses per semester, network with attorneys to get a job, and spend three months studying full time just to pass the bar. Yeah, that's totally achievable for Janny Shanny.
 
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RhoasJonas said:
Why paper plates? Is this a white trash thing?
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You don't honestly think Ralph or his teen runaway are going to actually wash dishes do you? Hell it's optimistic that Ralph even owns dishes.

Gourmet white trash meal.
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