Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[FaygoFagYo]

We have reached the year in pages when Osana was supposed to have started development.
Soon, we will reach current year.

Its more like:

• 2014: the year he started development and should have begun work on Osana
• 2016: the year he said he would get Osana done before releasing the demo for kickstarter
• 2018: the year the backlash fully blew up in his funny face
• 2019: the year he once said the game would come out
• 2020: the year everyone came to the epiphany (again) that he will never finish his game

 

[linchan]

I'm starting to think that there maybe a reason why Japanese developers never made a game of similar concept before Alex got his hands on it.

 

[Russtard]

There are people on this Earth who have entered high school, graduated, entered an associate's college, graduated, and started a career before Alex could finish implementing the first rival in his game.

 

[boat_rocker]

what baffles me the most about this whole game is the fact that it had everything going for it in the beginning, and just hear me out:

it had a seemingly interesting (not to me but the weebs tho) enough concept to be executed, nearly every big youtuber that does let's play like markiplier , pewdiepie, jacksepecticeye, etc. has played it either once or multiple times, the patreon for the game is successful (how people haven't noped out of that I have no idea), it gets regular fanart from decent artists, its gotten so much attention, how in the fuck did everything go so wrong? of course, the obvious answer is the developer himself, but its seriously incredible how one man can create and then just mess it up and drag its corpse for years and years on end. hell I didn't even know this game was still going until the suicide baiting logs came out. When I first heard of it I went outloud "wasn't it that one japanese, murder game from years ago?" lo and behold it was. I've missed out on a lot of hilarious content that I have no idea how it escaped my radar, GG on 2000 pages you crazy bastards.

if you compare this game to something like Five night's at freddys that both had similar kind of beginnings, one dude just wanted to make a game and it got popular by youtubers, its astounding. yes yes, FNAF is a cancer we really won't get rid of anytime soon, but you got to admit Scott Cawthon is a hard working guy and loves cranking out those games all the time just because his fans want it, and really? good on him, dude is swimming in cash now and probably could be to last several lifetimes, his wife/kids are lucky bastards.

but then you just look over at......whatever the hell all this is, its like watching the virgin game developer vs the chad one lmao

 

[SIGSEGV]

its like watching the virgin game developer vs the chad one lmao

We are living in a timeline where the guy who developed FNAF can legitimately be considered a chad. How the fuck did we allow this to happen?

 

[SimoH]

I don't recall this being posted before. Not very interesting but, y'know, for the sake of following the thing.
Next YouTube video, coming soon™

 

[boat_rocker]

We are living in a timeline where the guy who developed FNAF can legitimately be considered a chad. How the fuck did we allow this to happen?

honestly? FNAF games are not any earth shattering games by technical means, but they are unique and the fact that scott has put out ten of these fucking things in six years and is planning on more, has the movie in the works, has hot topic/funko/any big outlet lapping at his feet in pleads to make merchandise for his games, and just probably more I'm forgetting right now but this easily could have been Alex. But that's where the problem is, Alex. while scott is motivated because his other games were failures before FNAF Alex is just this weeb at best who just wanted to make a game that he was not planning to get THIS big

 

[Kingu Cinnamon]

We are living in a timeline where the guy who developed FNAF can legitimately be considered a chad. How the fuck did we allow this to happen?

Unironically overheard some Zoombers while on a bus reminisce about how back in their day, games, such as FNAF, and their fanbases where good, unlike Fortnite; completely forgetting how fucking annoying that cancer of an audience was.

edit: If you want proof, look on youtube for fnaf fan content and every fifth comment is someone going "yo if you didn't have a FNAF phase that's mega cringe dude, go watch tiktok or ninja, smh"

 

[Untrue and Dishonest]

Alex has reclaimed r/yandere_simulator and kicked out every other mod.

 

[Canned Bread]

if you compare this game to something like Five night's at freddys that both had similar kind of beginnings, one dude just wanted to make a game and it got popular by youtubers, its astounding. yes yes, FNAF is a cancer we really won't get rid of anytime soon, but you got to admit Scott Cawthon is a hard working guy and loves cranking out those games all the time just because his fans want it, and really? good on him, dude is swimming in cash now and probably could be to last several lifetimes, his wife/kids are lucky bastards.

You could also argue that the idea for each of the games came from a fairly similar place, but had one key difference in them that made a world of difference.

One of Scott's old games, Chipper & Sons Lumber Co., was heavily criticized for having shitty graphics, with people making fun of the animals by calling them "Fake and Animatronic". Scott decided to take this criticism, work it into the idea of his next game (As well as improve himself as a game designer in the process), and as a result Five Nights at Freddy's was born and became a massive success and developed into a massive franchise.

Alex on the other hand tried to make a game for Mike Z, wanting to be praised for it, but after Mike Z gave his criticims he abanoded the game and started making a new one solely out of spite, not bothering to accept Mike Z's criticisms or try to improve his skills. As a result, he has been working on the same shitty game for the past 6 years, and has nothing to show for it.

TL;DR Both Alex and Scott were inspired by criticism of their old games, but while Scott embraced it and used it to better himself, Alex didn't.

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Alex has reclaimed r/yandere_simulator and kicked out every other mod.

And nothing of value was lost. Although I am kinda surprised that it took this long for him to get the subreddit back.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Yeah, it's hard to meet one in country where trans are ACTUALLY heavily opressed.

Well, technically, it's only half of them Trannies call "upreshun" anything they don't like, including these forums, that simply document their tantrums.

There are people on this Earth who have entered high school, graduated, entered an associate's college, graduated, and started a career before Alex could finish implementing the first rival in his game.

This reminds me how one man on the web described his waiting for Stalker: Shadow of Chernobyl. "In the time between announcement and release of Stalker, I managed to graduate from school, then graduate from college, find a job and get beer belly". And yet, not only that game actually released, it got 2 expansions and slavs love the hell out of it with their mods, despite it being buggy piece of shit even a decade after.

 

[consoomlecoomchalice24153]

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Alex has reclaimed r/yandere_simulator and kicked out every other mod.

God damn, took him a while to get that back

 

[Banworld]

I don't recall this being posted before. Not very interesting but, y'know, for the sake of following the thing.
Next YouTube video, coming soon™

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My guess: new chemistry skill added to the game in order to make substances. Or you can join the science club and get access to those things, allowing you to dissolve bodies in acid.

 

[CJ_Sucks_At_Life]

Its over lads. We had our fun

 

[SimoH]

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Alex has reclaimed r/yandere_simulator and kicked out every other mod.

That's kinda sad because it was quite funny to have the official sub being used to shipost Alex. But at the same time...good riddance. There were way too many retarded posts piling up, specially the "NULL PLS HACK ALEX KIWIFARMS EPIC".

 

[SIGSEGV]

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Alex has reclaimed r/yandere_simulator and kicked out every other mod.

I'm sure that this won't result in another wave of unfunny redditards flooding the thread.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

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Alex has reclaimed r/yandere_simulator and kicked out every other mod.

I hoped he will buy it again, but man can only dream.

 

[Kingu Cinnamon]

That's kinda sad because it was quite funny to have the official sub being used to shipost Alex. But at the same time...good riddance. There were way too many retarded posts piling up, specially the "NULL PLS HACK ALEX KIWIFARMS EPIC".

It's like in a post-apocalypse setting where wasteland tribes start worshiping Mickey Mouse merchandise as a deity, unaware of it meaning, except replace Mickey Mouse with cries of "Hail Null "

 

[cal1fxrniaaa]

I don't recall this being posted before. Not very interesting but, y'know, for the sake of following the thing.
Next YouTube video, coming soon™

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ah yes. definitely related to Osana

 

[Da Capo]

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Its over lads. We had our fun

Welp, here come the weens.