Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

The end of EvaXephon?


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Digging around in her twitter, she has a habit of becoming batshit insane when it comes to trans issues. So much so that her only rebuttle to any argument in the matter is: "I fucked your mom/dad with my 20in cock".
Turns out that sperging out at people she doesn't agree with is something she has in common with Eva.
Get your tophats ready.
Sometimes I wish threre less self-righteous obnixious mouthbreathers who fight on behalf of transgenders. Literally all they do is wrap jn that white pink blue flag and run arround screaming "Trans rights! Cancel Rowling!"

Out of curiosity, does someone know what are the subscriber only channels in YS Discord? I assume Alex hangs there mostly. I would rather not give him any money to know.

Also, what a stark contrast between the overly moderated YS server vs the bloated chaotic clusterfuck happening in LLs server.
I went as far as too check out YS server post-speedruns, but I am not that morbidly curious to give Alex money.
 
Is shortcake really deserving of a thread? The cringey content seems to all be dumb stuff on her profile, or especially old. She was 15 when she made all those stupid Facebook posts.

Her art is definitely not good enough for a professional game, but she doesn’t seem to be lashing out at anybody. I’m not convinced she’s a person of interest outside of Love Letter.
 
Update on Shortcakeemoji:
She did a DFE
Tiktok- Up, private (No archive)
Main tumblr- URL change or deleted (Archived)
Fallout tumblr- URL change or deleted (Archived)
Saints Row tumblr- URL change or deleted (Archived)
Older tumblr- URL change or deleted (Archived)
Art tumblr- URL change or deleted (Archived)
Deviantart- Up, purged (Archived)
Instagram- Up, private (No archive)
Pinterest- Up (No archive)
Twitter- privated (Archived)
Toyhouse- Up, purged (No archive)
Carrd- Up (Archived)
Facebook- Deleted (No archive)
Old facebook- Deleted (No archive)
Mom's, Dad's, Sister's and girlfriend's- Up (No archive)
 
Edit: exhausted beat me to it; I was the one busy archiving all of it.
Archives:
I've attached Facebook screen caps of ShortCakes's old and current Facebooks as well as Cal's.
Didn't attach the mother's, father's, or sister's screen caps because it's nothing interesting, but I still have them.
(No, John isn't my name. It's a dummy account.)

Edit: ask exhausted for the missing links.
Fallout tumblr
Saints Row tumblr
Carrd

Can't tell which is which tumblr:
Main tumblr
Art tumblr
Older tumblr
 

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Reading those tweets made me think one thing, and that's the lovely word "bruh".
Except if you had said "bruh" you'd be visited by the janitor bot that instantly sweeps up reddit garbage with the quickness.

What is the point of doxing their mutt artist? . She's a jamacian BLM ACAB activist furry who acts black online, but I'd bet money that as soon as the camera is off she acts as white as possible. It's all so dull. I've seen this type a million times and there's nothing in any of these files I haven't seen. They don't act out this otherkin shit in real life.
 
Is shortcake really deserving of a thread? The cringey content seems to all be dumb stuff on her profile, or especially old. She was 15 when she made all those stupid Facebook posts.

Her art is definitely not good enough for a professional game, but she doesn’t seem to be lashing out at anybody. I’m not convinced she’s a person of interest outside of Love Letter.
well, if cake continue to behave this way, she become lolcow. I don't think she lolcow material enough cause she just act like typical tumblr snowflakes. I prefer talking about her in LoveLetter General thread
Since Cake make her twitter private
Shortcake Private Twitter.png
Wonder what happen behind the lock :thinking:
Edit:
Shortcake you have already aplogized, I don't think you need to lock your twitter
 
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Edit: ask exhausted for the missing links.
Fallout tumblr
Saints Row tumblr
Carrd

Can't tell which is which tumblr:
Main tumblr
Art tumblr
Older tumblr
I archived them in my earlier posts about her, lemme gather them up for you.
Main tumblr- shortcakeemoji
Art tumblr- shortyarts
Oldest tumblr- shortcakeemoji-moved
Fallout tumblr- losthillsbunker
Saints Row tumblr- frecklebxches
Carrd- main page, do not interact, extra, otherkin main page, major kins, minor kins
Cal's Carrd- main page
 
Absolutely fascinating. It takes dedication to bad design to manage to resurrect a 4 year old bug in the process of implementing absolutely nothing regarding the mechanics surrounding that bug in any significant way. The patch notes don't even refer to fixing anything related to dismemberment or bleeding students, just existing dismembered limbs not being noticed, and corpses spontaneously catching fire.

This is actually a really common bug in bad programs: The case of not cleaning up after something goes wrong. Somewhere in the student script I guarantee there's something analogous to this block of code:

Code:
void Update() // or any other block that will fire every frame
{

if(sawedInHalf) // some conditional that will return true after the sawing
{
spawnBodyParts(); // runs fine
doOtherShit(); // throws an exception
sawedInHalf = false; // invalidate the conditional so it doesn't run over and over
}

}

As a result, every frame the game spawns the body parts, crashes out of the block and never clears the conditions that would keep it from calling the block again. Since unity does its own exception handling outside anything you write it doesn't take the whole program down and the block is free to run and crash again on the next frame. If you see anything happen a billion times in a Unity game while the framerate tanks this is probably the cause.

Mildly OT, but I feel like we need a videogame shitshows subforum separate from Games. The discussion in the last 30 pages has covered 4 or 5 different people and there are other threads floating around that would fit, plus new ones seem to pop up fairly regularly. Maybe just a devcow tag; the Goodbye Volcano High and ValiDate threads definitely deserve it since most of the content in them revolves around their staff and it would be nice to be able to find new threads with cows in them from a distance since they can be funny even if you don't give a shit about the game.
 
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This is actually a really common bug in bad programs: The case of not cleaning up after something goes wrong. Somewhere in the student script I guarantee there's something analogous to this block of code:

Code:
void Update() // or any other block that will fire every frame
{

if(sawedInHalf) // some conditional that will return true after the sawing
{
spawnBodyParts(); // runs fine
doOtherShit(); //throws an exception
sawedInHalf = false; // invalidate the conditional so it doesn't run over and over
}

}

As a result, every frame the game spawns the body parts, crashes out of the block and never clears the conditions that would keep it from calling the block again. Since unity does its own exception handling outside anything you write it doesn't take the whole program down and the block is free to run and crash again on the next frame. If you see anything happen a billion times in a Unity game while the framerate tanks this is probably the cause.

Mildly OT, but I feel like we need a videogame shitshows subforum separate from Games. The discussion in the last 30 pages has covered 4 or 5 different people and there are other threads floating around that would fit, plus new ones seem to pop up fairly regularly. Maybe just a devcow tag; the Goodbye Volcano High and ValiDate threads definitely deserve it since most of the content in them revolves around their staff and it would be nice to be able to find new threads with cows in them from a distance since they can be funny even if you don't give a shit about the game
Who would have guessed that having several hundred boolean flags to keep track of was a terrible idea?
 
Who would have guessed that having several hundred boolean flags to keep track of was a terrible idea?
For lack of anything better to do at the moment, I decided to find out exactly how many boolean member variables there are in StudentScript.cs
Bash:
grep -Ec "(public|private) bool" 'YandereSimulator scripts/StudentScript.cs'
This spits out a whopping 202 matches, only four of which are the beginning of a method signature. That means StudentScript.cs contains 198 distinct boolean member variables. Oh, and all of them have public access, because Alex doesn't know anything about encapsulation or coupling.
 
Apparently she is triggered by the movie Akira.

In her defense for that list, Unfriended is an incredibly shitty movie made by boomers who don't understand teenagers or the Internet. I would gladly love for that movie to disappear of the face of the earth, even though I liked YourMovieSucks' three-part review of it.

Never watched Akira though, but I've heard good things about it.
 
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you sound like the kind of person who's never actually met a transgender person in real life lol
Yeah, it's hard to meet one in country where trans are ACTUALLY heavily opressed.

Good job, now we have two Lolcows instead of one...
There's a lolcow making a shitty anime hitman game...

"Oh, fuck him, I'm gonna make one on my own!"

There's now two lolcows making a shitty anime hitman games...
 
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