Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[JambledUpWords]

Yes, because children totally don't act out when they are neglected and babysat by the tv.

She really thinks this makes her look good.
Bowie only responded to his only constant comfort (tv) being taken away.
Or gee it can't be because his brother is there and Bowie knows big brother will soon go bye-bye.

Even if Tess wanted to spend more time with Bowie, she physically can’t because of the condition that she ate herself into. You’re right about the tv. Tess probably uses the tv as the main source of entertainment for Bowie (besides food). Normally, posts like these wouldn’t be so bad if they were kept between adult family members and not posted for thousands to see. It’s normal to have frustrations when patenting, but Tess seems like she barely parents at all. If Tess let Bowie develop hobbies outside of tv and food, he probably wouldn’t have been as distraught at the threat of having no tv.

Here’s some comments from Tess:

 

[Dorsia.Reservation]

Even if Tess wanted to spend more time with Bowie, she physically can’t because of the condition that she ate herself into. You’re right about the tv. Tess probably uses the tv as the main source of entertainment for Bowie (besides food). Normally, posts like these wouldn’t be so bad if they were kept between adult family members and not posted for thousands to see. It’s normal to have frustrations when patenting, but Tess seems like she barely parents at all. If Tess let Bowie develop hobbies outside of tv and food, he probably wouldn’t have been as distraught at the threat of having no tv.

Here’s some comments from Tess:
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Interesting comment from jolene.
So he has toys at other peoples houses?

Kids react to chaos with chaos.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

How she talks is down right pandering...disrespectful and racist.
Like none of these people could become anything without tess being involved.

And she will fight for black people but visibly neglect her own children.
Way to go.

Fortunately for Tess, she doesn’t actually know any black people to fight for.

 

[Salubrious]

BMI pretty much tells you what you need to know in most cases. People can ree about body composition and bodybuilders and 'athletes' but most people are neither, and most people who are bodybuilders or athletes are not actually scoring anywhere near as high on the BMI scale as faties would love to believe. Arnold at the Olympia at his biggest was a BMI 29, ffs. Plus they all love to pretend doctors will scold a bodybuilder with a lot of muscle mass and low body fat for being fat the same as an actual fat person. Doctors aren't as dumb as fat acceptance people and know what they're looking at. Meanwhile, strongmen and powerlifters who bulk up a lot do generally do acknowledge the wear and tear extra weight places on their joints and their hearts.

There are plenty of other metrics used alongside BMi these days too. Waist circumference, waist/hip ratio, all that good stuff. Stuff that nearly always tells a person they're fat too. Tess would score as fat, fat. FAT on any single metric used by doctors at all these days.

BMI always reminds me of the old WAR Sabermetrics debate from 2010. No Sabermetric guy would ever say a guy with 2.8 WAR is automatically better than a guy with 2.7 WAR, but the people that hated advanced stats would make that type of argument to discredit them.

Same with BMI. No doctor would ever say that a guy with 31 BMI is automatically worse off than someone with 29 BMI, but people "debunking" BMI say that.

Also ironically, there have been studies on the effectiveness of BMI, and BMI actually UNDERSELLS obesity. Because breaking news, the average person is not powerlifting all the time and building tons of muscle mass. It's hilarious listening to people that have never lifted an empty 45 pound barbell and work an office/desk job all day claim that they are too muscular for BMI.

 

[Water-T]

LOLOLOL. Tess' head looks teeny compared to her massive udders and ham hock arms.

 

[JambledUpWords]

BMI always reminds me of the old WAR Sabermetrics debate from 2010. No Sabermetric guy would ever say a guy with 2.8 WAR is automatically better than a guy with 2.7 WAR, but the people that hated advanced stats would make that type of argument to discredit them.

Same with BMI. No doctor would ever say that a guy with 31 BMI is automatically worse off than someone with 29 BMI, but people "debunking" BMI say that.

Also ironically, there have been studies on the effectiveness of BMI, and BMI actually UNDERSELLS obesity. Because breaking news, the average person is not powerlifting all the time and building tons of muscle mass. It's hilarious listening to people that have never lifted an empty 45 pound barbell and work an office/desk job all day claim that they are too muscular for BMI.

I think a big component people usually leave out when trying to discredit BMI is probability. Someone with a 32 BMI is at higher risk for heart disease, but that doesn’t mean that they will get it. On the flip side, someone with a 21 BMI is at lower risk for heart disease. Fat activists tend to leave out the probability factor, because then they’d be shown to be wrong once again. Also, staying at a normal BMI should be something most people want to have. Contrary to what fat activists think, you don’t need to starve yourself to get to a healthy weight and those that believe you do probably don’t cook.

 

[Salubrious]

I think a big component people usually leave out when trying to discredit BMI is probability. Someone with a 32 BMI is at higher risk for heart disease, but that doesn’t mean that they will get it. On the flip side, someone with a 21 BMI is at lower risk for heart disease. Fat activists tend to leave out the probability factor, because then they’d be shown to be wrong once again. Also, staying at a normal BMI should be something most people want to have. Contrary to what fat activists think, you don’t need to starve yourself to get to a healthy weight and those that believe you do probably don’t cook.

Usually when you get to that point, they start talking about how "what you are SAYING is that you're worried about my health, but what you MEAN is that fat women are ugly, so I'm going to lecture you about how beautiful fat women are."

Then they just start openly gaslighting and cry about respect and it's impossible to argue with them anymore. The only way to win is not to play.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Usually when you get to that point, they start talking about how "what you are SAYING is that you're worried about my health, but what you MEAN is that fat women are ugly, so I'm going to lecture you about how beautiful fat women are."

Then they just start openly gaslighting and cry about respect and it's impossible to argue with them anymore. The only way to win is not to play.

I know that, but that doesn’t stop people from pointing out flaws in fat acceptance rhetoric. It’s cathartic. Also, Tess and her ilk can cry all they want. Even discounting any diseases, Tess has such terrible mobility that her quality of life is far worse than someone of a normal weight. Not being able to walk long distances is a hell all on its own.

 

[Salubrious]

I know that, but that doesn’t stop people from pointing out flaws in fat acceptance rhetoric. It’s cathartic. Also, Tess and her ilk can cry all they want. Even discounting any diseases, Tess has such terrible mobility that her quality of life is far worse than someone of a normal weight. Not being able to walk long distances is a hell all on its own.

I guess long-term, my concern is that it will eventually be labeled "hate speech" to talk about the negative consequences of obesity because social media always caves to feels.

It's already not permitted to post before and after pictures on Instagram because it's considered either self-harm and/or promoting eating disorders. It's the same for Facebook advertisements, but I think you can still make before and after posts for now.

And yes, a lot of before and after advertisements are bullshit, but they are taking down just regular people's posts on Instagram.

 

[JambledUpWords]

I guess long-term, my concern is that it will eventually be labeled "hate speech" to talk about the negative consequences of obesity because social media always caves to feels.

It's already not permitted to post before and after pictures on Instagram because it's considered either self-harm and/or promoting eating disorders. It's the same for Facebook advertisements, but I think you can still make before and after posts for now.

And yes, a lot of before and after advertisements are bullshit, but they are taking down just regular people's posts on Instagram.

Okay, here’s my tinfoil on why Facebook/Instagram is bothering to take down before and after photos:

• Fat acceptance has a heavy overlap with general social justice behavior (as seen by many fat activists also being into social justice, such as Tess Holliday). A big thing about social justice is the “no shame” attitude, and anything that makes them feel bad (such as before and after photos) is therefore terrible for everyone.
• Fat activists are big consoomers and need more thing to keep up with their appetites and expanding girths. This means that retailers can get more money out of them. It’s also why I think plus size clothing has expanded for other reasons besides people getting fatter (because fat activist influencers are a dime a dozen these days, on top of some retailers finding their niche with young fatties, such as ModCloth).
• It’s less profitable to cater to those of normal weight or those that want to lose weight for these reasons:
  • Clothes last longer on people that don’t fluctuate or gain weight rapidly
  • Thinner people eat less
  • Thinner people are more likely to cook their own meals
  • Thinner people are less likely to have to go to the hospital

Tl;dr fat activists make corporations happy because they spend more often, so they’re more willing to bend to their will (on top of many fat activists also being easily offended).

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Speaking of parenting, Tess posted this today:
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She had a few video segments as well of her ranting in a bathtub. This was the filter she chose:
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I feel so bad for her kid. Not only does he have his most embarrassing private moments shared on the internet forever, but he had to see and interact with a dying beached whale. No little kid should have to see a marvel of nature dying outside its natural ocean habitat like that.

 

[JambledUpWords]

 

[IBrokeBob]

Ugh, she is such a gross mess with her fawning all over random z listers and gushing about how much she looooovvvveeess them the mostest because they are the bestest.

What man ( or waman. since tessie is so gay) wants to date a morbidly obese toddler who is always bleating and mooing for attention?

Does she actually mean she was in the tub with her 2 sons running in and out? Umm, no tessie, that is not OK. But I understand you are a desperate cow so you probly posted that lil bathroom scene cuz you are such a badass mom right and want to spark some controversy about yourself.

Or even grosser, this cow probably spends intensively long sessions on the toilet while everyone else needs to use the bathroom or get something out of it but will avoid it even after she gets out of it because of the lingering stench wafting throughout it.

 

[ADHD]

Speaking of parenting, Tess posted this today:
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She had a few video segments as well of her ranting in a bathtub. This was the filter she chose:
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Gee, I wonder how Tess would feel if social media had existed when she was Bowie's age and her mother had posted something similar? Humiliated, maybe?

Your kid is throwing a tantrum? Yeah, they're a child, they do that. No mother is making herself look good by posting something like that about her child, who is acting like exactly what they are, a child. Tess needs to grow up and deal with parenting like an adult instead of posting humiliating pictures of her crying children on social media looking for people to tell her what a great mom she is.

 

[Brittnay Matthews]

My kid is having an issue, so lets put 'em on Instagram! What a good parent!

lmfao why would she tell such a mundane boring story like this on an insta post when she didn't mention her older son since the start of the pandemic iirc.
someone definitely called her out on it, DMs probably. she did the same thing right after people started calling her out on the same issue and on faking her queerness.

 

[JambledUpWords]

 

[Local Fed]

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Oh my god, just make a fucking salad. It's not that hard. You can even get pre-washed baby spinach if you're really lazy (I say this as someone who is really lazy).

 

[JambledUpWords]

Oh my god, just make a fucking salad. It's not that hard. You can even get pre-washed baby spinach if you're really lazy (I say this as someone who is really lazy).

This meal plan Tess is on costs $420 for five days. Most of the stuff is fresh produce that anyone with knife skills can make (minus a few of the exotic ingredients). The meals are pretty much a scam for how much cheaper it is to make by comparison.

 

[Local Fed]

This meal plan Tess is on costs $420 for five days.

Jesus Christ. This bitch is spending more on this food in a month than someone would spend on rent for a one bedroom apartment in a pretty decent area in the US. She's buying a PS4 and a half per week on this if that number is accurate lmao.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Jesus Christ. This bitch is spending more on this food in a month than someone would spend on rent for a one bedroom apartment in a pretty decent area in the US. She's buying a PS4 and a half per week on this if that number is accurate lmao.

She’s already on week two, so that’s $840 already.