Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[George Cuckzunian]

he's just such a good comedian he's now about to raise 5 million USD to start up his own bank. To help fund other censored 'comedians' out of the goodness of his heart.
I'm almost positive the reason he has long hair now but was balding in his 20's is because he got hair plugs and doesn't want to give it up. It looks fucking ridiculous.

How is he gonna have a bank if he is on the match list? How is he gonna start a bank when he's being investigated for money laundering? How is he gonna a bank when he is so lazy at regulation? Who would trust him after NP2? Why does he insist on owning the processor?

 

[DidYouJustSayThat]

How is he gonna have a bank if he is on the match list? How is he gonna start a bank when he's being investigated for money laundering? How is he gonna a bank when he is so lazy at regulation? Who would trust him after NP2? Why does he insist on owning the processor?

Well, these are just lies, he is not investigated for money laundering. NP2 got hit by communist terrorists, who managed to misuse the MATCH list.

 

[Nigella]

Well, these are just lies, he is not investigated for money laundering. NP2 got hit by communist terrorists, who managed to misuse the MATCH list.

ok rand

 

[fuzakeru na]

How is he gonna have a bank if he is on the match list? How is he gonna start a bank when he's being investigated for money laundering? How is he gonna a bank when he is so lazy at regulation? Who would trust him after NP2? Why does he insist on owning the processor?

he thinks you just come up with 5 million dollars and install wordpress and a bank plugin and away you go.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

 

[instythot]

I suspect he uses Mac and is such a massive Mac fanboi because it does not have the same security flaws as Windows, but I am not super well versed in this to speak on it effectively. I am not a programmer so if someone is I guess you could explain this strange preference if you understand it from that stand point.

Macs don't have the same security flaws as Windows or the various Unix/Linux flavors because the install base is so low compared to Windows, and the value of the install base is negligible since most business runs on Windows. It's not really a "more secure" situation, it's a "thousands of hackers are actively probing the systems that actually get used and mostly ignore the rest" situation

His preference for Macs in all aspects of his life generally puts the lie to his claims of being a big league developer. Big league developers tend to do stuff like upgrade the machine themselves, which Apple goes out of their way to make difficult

But Dax was always phoning it in from wherever he was, so any equipment used would be his - doesn't his show cast from his laundry room at home?

When he's on Racket's stream for example, it would just be Dax's audio being rebroadcast and have nothing to do with the quality of Nick's audio gear.

Sean isn't on call 24/7. He sounds like a whiny shit on everyone else's shows because he never learned to use Sean's gear and Sean has likely wisely never saved a "dick show settings - dax sounds good" favorite in the software for his own job security

How is he gonna have a bank if he is on the match list? How is he gonna start a bank when he's being investigated for money laundering? How is he gonna a bank when he is so lazy at regulation? Who would trust him after NP2? Why does he insist on owning the processor?

It doesn't have to be a US bank, I suppose. An International Money Laundering arc does have the potential to end with spectacular failure

 

[Kulee Baba]

So prepare your autism stickers for the one subject I am autisticly doomed to keep looking into.
I think I understand how suspicion of money laundering and suspicion of online gambling was got Dax match listed.
Again, this is speculation and theory.

By happenstance I was watching a video about Besa Mafia (a fake hitman onion scam site) in the video I cam across this...

Bitcoin (and general crypto) tumbling services. Take amounts from one wallet and "tumble" it in to multiple smaller wallets so it is hard to trace back.

Dax in the past has Admitted to having an undisclosed amount of crypto. We also all know his "taxation is theft" attitude. Jesse of pod awful has claimed that he stole around $25k-$28k in bitcoin from BPITU (believe what you want about that accusation, in retrospect I believe it has far more weight now and Dax would intentionally leave crypto off the books and pocket it for himself despite saying SendOwl the service he used for distributing the bonus episodes accepted crypto as payment and some episodes were paid in crypto. Dax's accounting on the Reddit never shows crypto or reports expense of convertion and is instead already neatly converted into dollars). Running Bitcoin through a Bitcoin tumbler would be a way to keep the assets of bitcoin untaxed (important due to appreciation in value) and occasionally run the have donations funnel to himself. This could be why Dax is so insistant on a payment processor he has control of and is so butt hurt about the match list despite that it seems to have no effect on his ability to open something like a new processor like a SubscribeStar or affect current storefronts he has such as his merch shop.

If you think The Biggest Problem had $25,000 in BTC sent to it for those handful of bonus episodes and I guess donations I have a lovely bridge to sell you.

 

[Vetti]

The Dick Show audio is the worst. It's got so much compression on the signal every fucking breath is audible, every wet mouth noise, and it only makes Dick's whiney voice that much worse. I hate it.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

The Dick Show audio is the worst. It's got so much compression on the signal every fucking breath is audible, every wet mouth noise, and it only makes Dick's whiney voice that much worse. I hate it.

Started May 7th 2020
Whatever.... Enjoy your stay I guess. Weird complaint but younger accounts have said gayer things. I think Sean does a fine job and do not hold him accountable for what his employer does.

If you think The Biggest Problem had $25,000 in BTC sent to it for those handful of bonus episodes and I guess donations I have a lovely bridge to sell you.

I think it was an exaggeration. This was when bitcoin wasn't worth as much so I think the claim is Dax got paid for some stuff in bitcoin, but Bitcoin skyrocketed in value. That's what may be more likely, while I no longer think Jesse is a total liar but he is not above manipulating a narrative to exaggerate and mislead. Amount may be exaggerated as well.

The Crypto tumbler theory as what got NP2 in and Dax on a match list isn't reliant on that one claim alone. Dax is a crypto enthusiast and even gave away etherium branded as Dickles (fuck if I understand how any of that work) and one of the guests even thanked Dax recently for suggesting he purchase chainlink. My theory is only a theory as to how the money laundering shit was the reason. I refuse to believe his dumb free speech stuff, and I don't believe Dax would of been given 0 opportunity to drop Joosh if it really was because of him. We also clearly see that Dax is not the die hard "Joosh and the farms must be allowed to stay as be preserved and I will make sure Joosh always has the money out of the goodness of my heart" person he claimed to be when starting NP2.

I think what is most likely is Vordrak does what he does, Master Card looks into NP2 and sees a bunch of suspicious stuff that looks like money laundering (where chase bank saw strange activity and thought it was online gambling). Proof for my theory will be if some magic angel investor throws a large chunk of Bitcoin at him that gets him where he needs to be.

But I am calling bullshit on all of this if Dax is able to re-incorporate and start a new payment processor be it as a bank. So far I haven't seen a single way the match list has affected his life.

(mac info post snip)
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It doesn't have to be a US bank, I suppose. An International Money Laundering arc does have the potential to end with spectacular failure

This is true, but that would give me even less faith in the 1st bank of Dax. It's one thing to work with a shady Chinese bank interfaced in a wordpress site that is trash as far as TOS and privacy. It is another thing to trust your money to be held in a sketchy foreign country by a guy who is suspected of money laundering who has had 0 transparency about his 1st payment processor failing and has show a pattern of lying and screwing people over when it benefits him. At least if he some how could technically pull of a credit union in the U.S. there are rules, regulations and staffing he would have to guarantee where people could at least some what buy into his con.

Also can you imagine the shit storm if all the money disapears because someone like Vordrak or Z-Slur we can't name under penalty of ban starts pressuring that government to seize assets?

I actually want to see Dax start a bank now that I think about it. It would be the funniest and most highly scrutinized failure of Dax's life especially when his actual A-logs attempt to fuck with him. I think because Dax is a meme libertarian who has meme joke beliefs he got off a Penn and Teller speech posted on 4chan.... Except he actually believes them. He looked into some research on THE FED and he thinks banks are these God like entities that can do whatever they want and are above the law or above Credit Card companies black listing. He thinks people will just flock to his bank and trust him because if he does anything that makes him look untrustworthy that is against his interest and he totally acts rational and sane 24/7 and isn't just lashes out and uses that excuse to get his "foot in the door" (look up foot in the door phenomena, it's a powerful manipulation tool) so he can gain trust and do what he wants using the rational that it's in his own best interest too so trust whatever he does.

 

[Vetti]

Started May 7th 2020
Whatever.... Enjoy your stay I guess. Weird complaint but younger accounts have said gayer things. I think Sean does a fine job and do not hold him accountable for what his employer does.

It's very gay but that is my stance. I don't think its pleasurable to listen to. It reminds me of mastering on terrestrial radio.

 

[Rekkington]

How is he gonna have a bank if he is on the match list? How is he gonna start a bank when he's being investigated for money laundering? How is he gonna a bank when he is so lazy at regulation? Who would trust him after NP2? Why does he insist on owning the processor?

Russel Simmons managed to start a bank that couldn't even let people access their money, I think the bar is pretty low.

 

[instythot]

Also can you imagine the shit storm if all the money disapears because someone like Vordrak or Z-Slur we can't name under penalty of ban starts pressuring that government to seize assets?

I actually want to see Dax start a bank now that I think about it. It would be the funniest and most highly scrutinized failure of Dax's life especially when his actual A-logs attempt to fuck with him.

Yes, I can imagine the shitstorm that happens because Dax loses the life savings of a bunch of dickheads who were told up front he was going offshore specifically to evade laws and regulations he didn't care for, and then they find themselves without, say, the protection of the FDIC

International banking arc is absolutely the best next arc for Dax

 

[Weeb Slinger]

International banking arc is absolutely the best next arc for Dax

The Dick Show final season is going to be Dax and John McAfee hiding out on a boat in international waters.

 

[instythot]

The Dick Show final season is going to be Dax and John McAfee hiding out on a boat in international waters.

I look forward to known pedophile Corey Barnhill performing an impromptu security audit on the banking website Dax half asses in WordPress with whichever plugin has a title closest to "easyfinance"

 

[Unog]

Sean isn't on call 24/7. He sounds like a whiny shit on everyone else's shows because he never learned to use Sean's gear and Sean has likely wisely never saved a "dick show settings - dax sounds good" favorite in the software for his own job security

Damn, that's gotta cut like a knife. If the guy was his friend, and not just doing a side gig for money and giggles, he'd actually have an audio setting that didn't make his buddy sound like a bitch.

 

[instythot]

Damn, that's gotta cut like a knife. If the guy was his friend, and not just doing a side gig for money and giggles, he'd actually have an audio setting that didn't make his buddy sound like a bitch.

Sean, a man who is in an employee/employer relationship with Dax, watched the entire Maddox arc firsthand, has a personal window into how Dax behaves in general and lives elbow-deep in LA scumbags almost certainly looks out for himself first and places friendship with Dax several items down his priority list

 

[George Cuckzunian]

The Dick Show final season is going to be Dax and John McAfee hiding out on a boat in international waters.

And sharing under age whores (Yeah no one talks about John McAfee banging the Harem of broken local South American women when they were 15, which I guess is legal in the shit hole country he was staying in)

 

[Mexican_Wizard_711]

Dax is typtical of right wing males; the fraglie male ego, balant sexism, blaming others for failures.

 

[Famke Slamssen]

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheDickShow/comments/hweh92/show_change_change_bad_why/

What an incredible group of individuals.

 

[Nigella]

Dax is typtical of right wing males; the fraglie male ego, balant sexism, blaming others for failures.

Imagine thinking dick masterson is right wing in any meaningful sense.