🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Karen here, reporting from the the front lines of the great harvest. In this exciting patreon exclusive:

1. Ralph spends 15m talking about Nora.
2. Repeatedly points out how shitty the video editing is. (The video people are paying for.)
3. Tells his daughter how much he loves his ex-wife.
4. Claims that he knew his daughter before she was 18.
5. Admits that he knows showing off his daughter will lead to her being fucked with.
6. Tells us an interesting story about how the lawn guy didn't actually mow his lawn.
7. Starts sounding a bit drunk around this point.
8. The rest of the time is spent laughing at clips, reading emails and talking about future shows.

All and all, definitely worth the money.

Finally, the information you all were waiting for, the secret chicken salad recipe!
 

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PPP, a man of the people, finds a way around Ethan Ralph's paywall for us:


Ralph opens up with surprise that we laugh at bad food pics people proudly post on twitter as if the Moviebob thread is a thousand pages shorter. His frugalness also commonly eats off of paper plates and reserves the permanent ones that you have to wash for nice meals, giving you a window into the stupid shit he throws his money at
 
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Null said:
There is a 60 second long segment where they are trying to pass each other
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Chef LoGatto said:
Ralph has disclosed, voluntarily, that he cooks his own sad, dry hamburgers and frozen french fries and eats them off Walmart paper plates and red solo cups from his mother's dank trailer.
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Bro you admitted to spending nearly a year in Ukraine with one pot and one knife and one fork. You can't even boil an egg. I get that this whole website is an exercise in trollshielding for you but you could be a little less obvious about it.

hi people and I'm back cookin' again.pngthumbs up from lee.png
 
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tendies and custard said:
Bro you admitted to spending nearly a year in Ukraine with one pot and one knife and one fork. You can't even boil an egg. I get that this whole website is an exercise in trollshielding for you but you could be a little less obvious about it.

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While I respectfully disagree with your summation of Null's motivations, thank you for reminding me that Null has that toe pic available ... for research purposes.
 
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Squire of Gothos said:
RALPH NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Seethe harder Karen Ralph! Flag it all down, become the new Mundane Matt!
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Flagging down Bitchute archives? He does know that is most of Bitchute's content. They are much more liberal with copyright and that would kill most of their traffic if they set a precedent like that.
 
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