🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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He upscaled everything including the plate! now he dines on the finest disposable plastic! No more paper for the Ralphamale, he eats his dinner off of the sweat of a Venezualans crude oil haul, lovingly pressed in china.

When Ralph eventually orders a steak dinner on UberEats and transfers it to a real plate, I hope he will at least have the decency to buy american.

Also, in defense of factory cut chips, boiling, steaming, then deep frying potatoes to get them perfectly crispy is usually more effort than its worth.
And are there any condiments on that? or is it just meat cheese and lettuce? toss some Ketchup or BBQ sauce, hell even a tomato slice...
 
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Oh no no no karen farmers, look like we got ahead of ourselves this time! In a stroke of pure brilliance, Ralph has disclosed, voluntarily, that he cooks his own sad, dry hamburgers and frozen french fries and eats them off Walmart paper plates and red solo cups from his mother's dank trailer. It wasn't Faith's doing at all! Duh!
 
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Oh no no no karen farmers, look like we got ahead of ourselves this time! In a stroke of pure brilliance, Ralph has disclosed, voluntarily, that he cooks his own sad, dry hamburgers and frozen french fries and eats them off Walmart paper plates and red solo cups from his mother's dank trailer. It wasn't Faith's doing at all! Duh!
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do you think he cooked that shit for her too? Id call the CPS

Gator, How did this tweet make you feel
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Do you wish he would just lay you on his gunt, and wash the dry burgers down with you instead?
 
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Wait is Ralph really saying that to show us up for saying his 18 year old’s dinner skills are shit he was gonna prove us wrong... by not having her make another meal, but him taking control and showing that, yes he can make a better meal than the absolute gutter trash Faith cooked up?

Obviously you should be able to make a fucking burger Ralph. You are like 50 years old. We are making fun of you for posting shit that looks worse than any fast food chain and acting all psyched about it. “Faith made me a sammich LA style : O” and then you put up a picture of the saddest shit. It’s funny because the delusional cope you have to do to actually post that trash online as if it’s not like taking a picture of a pig trough and acting impressed is so amazing. The paper plates, the canned chicken etc while you in another breath brag about your success and the amount of money you make.

The fact you can’t see how incredibly funny that is just proves how far gone you are.
Yes Ralph, an internet shitposting forum is dunking on what you push into your fat fucking black hole of a mouth. Why do you care? 80% of these posts are made while people are taking a shit. While you are actively reading your thread caring about what we say about your daughter’s cooking skills.
 
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do you think he cooked that shit for her too? Id call the CPS

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I truly feel put in my place by his hot bantz, I'll have to go cry into my oatmeal served in a bowl that I can wash and reuse.

Also I would have thought that he wouldn't reference consuming things with the word gator in them....
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Wait is Ralph really saying that to show us up for saying his 18 year old’s dinner skills are shit he was gonna prove us wrong... by not having her make another meal, but him taking control and showing that, yes he can make a better meal than the absolute gutter trash Faith cooked up?

Obviously you should be able to make a fucking burger Ralph. You are like 50 years old. We are making fun of you for posting shit that looks worse than any fast food chain and acting all psyched about it. “Faith made me a sammich LA style : O” and then you put up a picture of the saddest shit. It’s funny because the delusional cope you have to do to actually post that trash online as if it’s not like taking a picture of a pig trough and acting impressed is so amazing. The paper plates, the canned chicken etc while you in another breath brag about your success and the amount of money you make.

The fact you can’t see how incredibly funny that is just proves how far gone you are.
Yes Ralph, an internet shitposting forum is dunking on what you push into your fat fucking black hole of a mouth. Why do you care? 80% of these posts are made while people are taking a shit. While you are actively reading your thread caring about what we say about your daughter’s cooking skills.
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Whenever people aren't licking ralph's guntcrease he gets fucking assmad. I guess the gunt is not a coincidence because he is a male with GOTIS, only his tits sagged so hard after the transition that they became a gunt. How dare people criticize him as he criticizes others. It's fair game for boulder boy and the starfish crusader or whoever he has a beef with, but oy vey how dare people prosecute him so. The gunt cries out in pain as he strikes you.
 
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If he was such a piece of shit why did you invite him on your show so many times ? Why did your buttbuddies did too? So as long as he rolls with the NP2 Guntguard he is fine but the momment he ain't scrubbing it clean on the people that OH how dare criticize you suddenly it's evil Josh? This is so fucking pathetic.

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If he was such a piece of shit why did you invite him on your show so many times ? Why did your buttbuddies did too? So as long as he rolls with the NP2 Guntguard he is fine but the momment he ain't scrubbing it clean on the people that OH how dare criticize you suddenly it's evil Josh? This is so fucking pathetic.

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Was that supposed to make me think Null fucking rules? Cause that's what it's doing Ralph.
 
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